TABLE OF CONTENTS
CALENDAR what's going on
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BITE dealing with allergies
NOTICE online ordination
HEALTH faux glow
FEATURE burning the midnight oil
HAWK TOPICS too hot to handle
EDITOR'S NOTE
I've never been much of a nightowl. A lifelong morning person, I am a nerd in the college realm because I'm at my sharpest between 7 and 9 a.m. and seldom coherent after 1 or 2 a.m.I recently hit rock-bottom when my night-life queen roommate, an ultra-hip bartender, came home as I was getting up, around 6 a.m. I waited patiently to take a shower while she took out her contacts."Have you been drinking?" she asked, astonished. "No.I'm just...awake."I said, not
wanting to explain that I was eager to get in some reading while my brain was bright. I shuddered, thinking how ghastly I would feel going to bed at 6.
So I tip my hat to the people in Malina Osborne's article, p. 10, who defy their natural instincts, circadian rhythms and socialization to work at night. Not only do they not sleep, but they perform with a lot of responsibility — breaking up fights, calling ambulances and sniffing for pot.
It's these nocturnal creatures, from UPS loaders to security workers to dorm hall desks, who make sure the world's safe and orderly for early birds like me.
Photographs and captions in last week's laylay need clarification, in the article "No stability: Live on the street," the captions were searching for objects on the cover of laylay were reported to have addictions, in the photo page 10, the subjects were searching for objects to sit. They were searching for things that they would be going to clean a trailer that they had permission to live in, in the photo page 10, only 13 individuals Washington floorground residents. In this community, laylay regrets these errors.
Natalie Johnson
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