WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURNOFF FOR A GUY? ALICIA, FRESHMAN
Jessica: According to my sources, the biggest turnoffs for guys are as follows: snobs, sluts, teases, bad breath, unshaven legs, mustaches, sideburns, fat rolls, overly skinny girls, lack of confidence, girls who can't hold their liquor, mouth girls, stupidity, close-mindedness, indecisiveness, oh, and STDs... or STIs??
Brian: The more involved we are with a girl, the harder it is to turn us off from her. If we just meet a girl, and find out five minutes later she has a yeast infection, we'll probably get the hell out of there. Give us the same information in a long-term relationship, and we'll try to make her as comfortable as
possible, even going as far as buying her some Monistat. There is one thing that will turn off any guy, no matter how interested we are in any girl or guy; overzealousness. If the first time you meet a guy, you tell him that you are in love with him and want to marry him, well, you might as well kiss that boy goodbye. Date him a few months and start talking about kids? Next time you call his cell phone, you might get Miguel's voice mail. Most guys will stick around through the random sex noises, the 3 a.m. crying spells or the drunken confessions. Talking about what "our house" will be like in 15 years is a sure-fire way to run off any new man.
I LOVE GIVING THE SHOCKER TO THE LADIES. DOES THIS MAKE ME A DOMINEERING ASSHOLE? DICK, JUNIOR
shouldn't be playing around in a bedroom or in the back of a car.
Brian: Hell no are you kidding? Who wouldn't like to dabble in new things? And boy do I mean dabble | There is always something new you can try in life and the bedroom is the perfect place for experimentation. This especially goes for the girls you are experimenting on if they aren't open enough to receive a 'shocking sexual surprise' then they
Jessica: So Dick you mean to tell me that you enjoy sticking two in the pink and one in the stink? Yeah, you're really sick. If you only do it to humiliate a girl or dominate her, then you are in fact an asshole. If you do it because your girl really enjoys it and you want to please her then that's your prologue.
MY EX-BOYFRIEND CALLS ME ALL THE TIME AND I'M DATING SOMEONE NEW NOW. SHOULD I TELL MY NEW BOYFRIEND OR NOT? — CONNIE, SOPHOMORE
Jessica: I don't think your boyfriend needs to know that your ex is still hung up on you. However, if you're still hung up on your ex and his calls elicit feelings and sparks from you, the new guy needs to know. Not still into your ex? Tell him to back off so you can pursue this new relationship with the new man. Hopefully, he'll respect that. If he doesn't, grow a mustache. From what I've heard, that's, like, the biggest turn-off ever.
Brian: Yes, you need to tell your new boyfriend. In fact, let him take care of the guy. Next time Mr.Ex calls, let your current boyfriend answer the phone. By giving your new boyfriend this type of responsibility, it'll show him that you trust him to take care of and protect you. Basically, he'll feel more manly and special. (Yes, we men like to feel special and needed tool!) Have him talk to Mr. Ex, explain to him that he is your new boyfriend and make sure he establishes that Mr. Ex shouldn't be calling you anymore. An ideal sentence to get this point across would include the words hacksaw, pliers and testicles. Good luck!
Name: Jeremy Schuyler
Year: Sophomore
Major: Business
What's your ideal date? "My ideal date would be having a girl offer to make dinner and then renting a video
and drinking a nice glass of wine or taking a woman out to a nice dinner and getting to know her better."
Where do you like to meet women?
"Well, this week it was Target. Every aisle I turned into, there was another cute girl, but I didn't talk to any. There are attractive girls everywhere when you go to Target, though."
What do you look for in a significant other?
"I want somebody that you
can laugh with, that likes the outdoors and watching movies. Talking is good too; I want a girlfriend that I can stay up all night talking with."
What's your pet peeve? "She has to like the Cardinals. I couldn't date anyone who wasn't willing to go to a Cardinals game with me."
Know someone who would make a good "Catch of the Week?" Send his or her name and email address to joyplay06@gmail.com.
Stefanie Graves
Two students offer advice on love and life.
What does it take to make a romantic relationship stand the test of time?
"A WILLINGNESS TO COMPROMISE IS THE BIGGEST THING THAT I CAN THINK OF. IF YOU'RE WILLING TO COMPROMISE AND GIVE IN A LITTLE BIT, I THINK IT CAN MAKE A RELATIONSHIP STRONGER AND LAST LONGER."
-BRAD GARDNER, SHAWNEE SENIOR
"YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT YOUR PARTNER IS HUMAN AND MAKES MISTAKES AND THAT GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS AND BOYS WILL BE BOYS. FORGIVENESS, BASICALLY."
-KATRINA HIBBS, OVERLAND PARK SOPHOMORE
Rachel Zupek
DID YOU KNOW
ALCOHOL IS NEARLY AS ADDICTIVE AS COCAINE. AN ESTIMATED 17 PERCENT OF COCAINE USERS BECOME ADDICTED AND DRINKERS FOLLOW CLOSELY AT 15 PERCENT.
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Kristen Maxwell
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