NOTICE RAINE AND RUIGH REVIEW NEWS YOU CAN USE HAWK TOPICS Play at The Granada at Jayplay Live on April 13 & win a $250 Cash Prize Email or submit demos to Rm 119 Stauffer-Flint by March 13 at 4pm Three bands will be chosen and featured in Jayplay and Kansan.com, as well as get an opportunity to play at The Granada and compete for a $250 Cash Prize. Past winners include: Tri Point Paradox. Tanner Walle Epiphany & Groovelight For questions, contact Promotions at 864-4398 or email them to promotions@kansan.com 1 THE WINTER OLYMPICS BEGIN IN TURIN, ITALY. Dozens of Americans express mild interest. UGGS + SWEAT PANTS = 😊 Fun fashion fact: Erik the Red pioneered the "Lazy Viking" look after his girlfriend dumped him in 976 AD. POLICE BREAK UP DE SOTO "FIGHT CLUB." A number of the teens clearly broke Rule No.11: Don't have your parents drop you off at Fight Club. BRITNEY SPEARS FLEES FROM PAPARAZZI, DRIVING WITH HER SON UNBUCKLED IN HER LAP. Honestly, though. flying headfirst through a windshelld is probably preferable to going through life as the child of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. 4 QUIN SNYDER RESIGNS AS HEAD COACH OF MISSOURI. Columbia, however, still smells like dirty diapers. VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY SHOOTS A MAN WHILE HUNTING in his defense, Cheney thought he was supposed to be hunting "peasants," not pheasants. KU ENROLLS 71 NATIONAL MERIT SCHOLARS IN THE FALL, THE 12TH MOST NATIONALLY AMONG PUBLIC UNIVERSITIES. Yeah, that's nice, but we can all agree it would be way cooler if they were National Ferret Scholars. SNOWSTORMS HIT THE EAST COAST. Quin Snyder drives all night, telling his friends he's going to take advantage of all the "snow," upon arrival, expresses anger, disappointment, after learning that "snow" actually meant snow, not cocaine, as he had hoped. THE KU ATHLETICS DEPARTMENT REVEALS PLANS FOR A $31 MILLION FOOTBALL FACILITY. Sources revealed that much of that high costs comes from the extra steel needed to "Manginproof" the building. LOVEY-DOVEY AMERICAN COUPLES CELAREBATE VALENTINE'S DAY ON FEB. 14. A recent poll ranks Valentine's Day as America's second-favorite fake holiday. Still number one? Christmas. 18> JAYPLAY 02.16.2006 Chris Raine and Dave Ruigh