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HOW LONG SHOULD YOU KNOW PEOPLE BEFORE YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THEIR BATHROOM? STACIE, FRESHMAN
Jessica: I know a lot of people are anal-retentive (pun intended) about where they shit.They're picky poopers in other words, so it's cool if you're comfortable enough to drop your doodies off at someone else's pool.I think it depends on the relationship you have with the host or hostess, but it seems that there are definite implied rules, especially among females.If it's your boyfriend/girlfriend, and you're staying over regularly, I think you can drop your deuce there. An acquaintance? Hold it. A close friend? Sure. A co-worker? Hold it. Just remember, if you're gonna go through with it, make sure they've got air freshener, body spray or a "fart fan" switch.
Brian: I think when most of you read that question, you giggled. As funny as that was when you read it, nearly everyone will come across this situation at some point or another. Just evaluate your options. If you realize you have to go once you get to someone's place who you don't know, hit up the bathroom to be sure that nothing slips out while you're laughing hysterically at a drunken friend. If it's a fairly good friend, do your business like you own the place. I think a better question is."What do I do if there is no toilet paper?" Don't pull a Ben Stiller in Along Came Polly and use her hand-sewn towels, but be creative. Use the ads out of a magazine lying around, search for the end of the roll or, last and definitely least, if at a girl's place, look for a feminine product. While the thought might gross you out, it's definitely better than walking around with poopy pants all night.
MY BOYFRIEND HATES IT WHEN I GO OUT TO DRINK WITH MY FRIENDS (HE'S NOT A DRINKER), BUT I REALLY VALUE THAT TIME WITH THEM. WHAT COULD I DO TO MAKE HIM MORE COMFORTABLE WITH MY DRINKING EXCURSIONS?
— KARA, SENIOR
Brian: If you value that time specifically with your girl friends so much, you may want to invite them to AA with you in a few years. It's probably about time that you did something that your boyfriend wants to do, considering he's been putting up with your inebriated ass long enough. Just because you want to go out doesn't mean you should neglect his wants. Stop being selfish and think about the man. If you want the relationship, give in to your boyfriend. If you want the alcohol, stop breaking his heart and just end the relationship.
Jessica: Hey, guess what? Your boyfriend's a control freak. Either that or you're a boozehound. Either way, I think you should ask him what exactly he hates about it and decide if you think it's a valid reason or not. "Because you drive home drunk" falls under the category of valid. "Because you're having fun without me" does not. You guys have to have lives separate from each other. If Mr. Overprotective doesn't get that, and you know you're being reasonable and not neglecting him for time with your girls, leave him at home... permanently.
IF A BOY COMES IN YOU, IS IT SUPPOSED TO COME RIGHT BACK OUT AFTER FINISHING SEX?
Jessica: Uhh, have you been watching a lot of porn?
Because I'm pretty sure I saw that once in a porn. I don't believe the sentence is supposed to "come right back out" after you're done having sex unless you go straight to the bathroom afterwards. It does decide to come right
SARA, FRESHMAN
back out I suspect Doing some Kegel exercises to tighten your vaginal muscles.
you're doing them... unless their penis is inside of you.
Brian Why don't you stop having sex so much? Then his stuff will stay right where it's supposed to. Also have you