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During peak hours at the gym, Ashley Diener, Sacramento senior, had a scuffle with the treadmill.
Oblivious to the belt which was already moving at a rapid 7 mph, Diener quickly realized her mistake. As the newspaper in her hand flew into the air, she lurched forward into a
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barrel roll and shot off the back end of the machine. The gym fell silent. Bruised and bloody, she looked with pleading eyes at the boy on the neighboring machine for help."Oh," he said simply. "It's on." Thanks for the warning, buddy.
Rachel Zupek
"THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS BALANCING TIME BETWEEN YOURSELF, FRIENDS AND YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. EACH PERSON NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND AND RESPECT THE OTHER'S NEED FOR SPACE."
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