THE UNIVERSITY KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. JOURNAL LOUIS L. COSS Editor-in-Chief CARL J. CANONN Managing Editor EDITORIAL STAFF: BUSINESS STAFF: BUSINESS STAFF: CLARK A. WALLACE. Manager GEORGE MARSH. M. D. BARK. Circulation Manager MEMBERS OF BOARD. MEMBERS OF BOARD. GEO. H. EDWARDS EARL POTTER L. F. MEISNNER RUSSELL CLARK WAYNE WINGART JOHN MADDEN Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Address all business communications to Clark A. Wallace, Business Manager, 1146% Tennessee street, Lawrence, Kansas; all other communications to Louis LaCoss, 1247% Kentucky street, Lawrence, Kansas. Subscription price, $1.50 per year, in advance; one term, 75c; time subscriptions; $1.75 per year. Office in basement of Fraser Hall. Phone, Bell, K. U. 25. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4. COMING EVENTS. Nov. 10—Dean Marvin's reception for students of the School of Engineering. Nov. 11.-Saturday K. U. vs. Oklahoma, MeCook field. Nov. 18.-Saturday, K. U. vs. Nebraska, McCook field. Nov. 21.—First tryout for debaters. Nov. 25.—Saturday, K. U. vs. Missouri, at Columbia. Dec. 5–Fine Arts recital Geneiveve Smith, harp soloist. Dec. 12.-Final tryout for debating teams. Dec. 13-14—Fine Arts opera. Dec. 15.—Friday, Law "Scrim." THE SLUFFER IN COLLEGE To the editor of the "Princetonian" we are indebted for an able edition upon things as they are, at Princeton, and here. It is entitled "The Sluffer in College." It follows: "Editorials as a rule are not interesting. But if they bore you think how awful it must be for the man who has to write them every day, day after day, world without end." "It it is easy enough to fill this column. It is easy as it is to fill a money-bag—with moth-balls. But the poor man who comes along, picks it up, and instead of finding something worth while finds only the stale, musty smell of last year's hand downs. The function of an editorial is not to fill a column, but to praise, to blame and to suggest. As it is much more difficult to praise and to suggest than it is to blame, an editor is therefore one of those men who spend most of their time looking for trouble. And he usually finds it. But there is nearly always something on which to write an editorial. If there is not anything, then there is nothing, and that is what we have chosen to write today—nothing. "It is appalling to look at the number of men in the university who do—nothing. Men who have ability, but spend their days killing time, doing nothing. Men who seem to have no ideas of their own, who produce—nothing. Men who take things ready made. But who give the world—nothing." "Look at them in any lecture hour. They are either asleep or hunting eagerly through the morning's 'Prince' for tyopographical errors. Look at them in their rooms, studying, maybe but learning—nothing. Talking-perhaps, but saying—nothing. Day after day they shuffle through their bromidie existence, they travel the easy road of unproductiveness which leads from Nowhere to Nothing. You can pick fifty men in each class who do practically everything done by that class, and there are an equal number who do absolutely—nothing. What is their value? Nothing. Yet, after all, they have their place in the system of things; they are the nth term in a rapidly converging series." A PLEDGE OF LOVE "Unele Jimmie" Green long ago enshrined himself in the hearts of every student and the manifestations of love and respect that were shown him at the annual banquet given last night in his honor, add to the monument that loyal collegians and graduates are erecting to show how dear he is to them. Every year eminent men of the state, alumni and students in the School of Law gather to pay tribute to the man who has built the legal department of this University to its present high standard. Beginning seven years ago to commemorate the erection of Green hall, the annual banquet has come to be the most distinctive gathering that occurs during the school year. Thursday night one hundred and thirty-five men gathered for the seventh annual banquet and the pledge of friendship, respect and devotion was again renewed. Every speaker who appeared on the program emphasized those qualities of guidance and solicitation that have recommended Dean Green to every student who has ever been associated with him. The "Uncle Jimmie" banquet is the most cherished possession of the School of Law and long after "Uncle Jimmie" has passed away it will be handed from one generation to another, the richest heritage that can be bestowed. COME OUT FOR DEBATE. The question for the triangular debate between Oklahoma, Colorado and Kansas has been chosen and those who expect to enter the tryouts had better get busy. The question selected by the three schools is perhaps one of the most important questions that is before the public today. The recall of judges has been discussed extensively in the press during the past few months and authorities may be found who support both sides of the question . President Taft recently sent a message to congress in which he placed himself strongly against the recall, declaring it to be pernicious and at the least unneeded. The question is an open and debatable one and the schools were happy in their selection. Those who work on the question are sure to find it interesting and instructive. A large number of students have already signified their intention of trying out and it is hoped that the largest number that has ever been out will come to the first tryout on November 21. A Warnin' for Nebraska. A Warmin for Nebraska. (With Apologies to J. W. Riley.) You crumpled up Missouri An' you'll do as much for Ames; Sawin" hard without a doubt— An" the Jayhawkers'll get you— Ef you watch Ames; You humbled Kansas Aggies. An' you won some other games. But there's someone in the wood- They're a-playin' kin o' fumbly. But they're takin' of it slow; You'll see 'em win their battles Though the score is kind o' low So don't you get th' swell head- Wait a bit before you shout- For the Jayhawker'll get you. Ef you out! H. W. Chalkley. —Kansas City Star. watch lon't Medical Delegate Returns. P. H. Aschmann, delegate from the local Phi Beta Pi medical fraternity to the national convention at Detroit, Mich., returned to Lawrence today. He visited medial schools at Chicago and in the east before returning to the University. MENU Chicken Broth with Rice . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 (Soup with meat order) . . . . . Chicken Broth with Rice. Orders. Sour Pickles, Stuffed Olives or Celery (per order) .10 Potato Salad, Wafers .10 Salmon Salad (wafers) .10 Chocolate, Vanilla, and NEAPOLITAN Ice Cream. 10 Bananas and Cream .15 Banana and Ice Cream .16 Peaches and Ice Cream .10 Peach Sause .05 Apricot Sauce .05 Chocolate or Vanilla Ice Cream and Cake. 10 Devil Sandwich .10 Angel Food Sandwich .10 Fresh Angel and Devil Food Cake .05 Fresh Chocolate Cake .05 Sliced Pineapple .10 Fresh Pies:Apple, Apricot, Peach, Rasin, Cocoa nut and Banana Cream (per cut) .05 COFFEE .05 BOTTLED MILK .05 LEE'S COLLEGE INN HOT CHOCOLATE .05 SUNDAY SUPPER NOV. 5, 1911. COFFEE .05 TEA. 05 KICKS Editor, University Kansan: May I call attention to the fact that the article "Graduates will not be Represented," in your Thursday's issue, very evidently presents only one side of the discussion. No report whatever is made of what the "six or seven" graduate students who debated so enthusiastically with Mr. Sears had to say for themselves. In addition to this, two or three misleading statements are made in the article which should be corrected. To the best of my remembrance, Mr. Sears did not state, as reported, that fully half of the graduates are instructors in the faculty. What he did say was that about one half were from other colleges. He argued on Once you try a single pair at 25 cents you will buy them y the box. A better made at 35 cents per three pair to the box. They are soft as silk, yet tough as wire. They outwear their guarantee. In fit, style, finish, wear and comfort, they excel. Are for particular peo They are the ideal hose for Business, Travel, Dress and Athletics. Winey&Arnold Clothing, Furnishings, Shoes 815 Mass St. this basis that graduate students are largely first year men, and on a level with poor benighted freshmen, and therefore apparently, having no rights whatever which the student body is bound to respect. If this is the case why are graduate students permitted to vote in the senior class election, thus letting them vote just as if they belonged to one of the three ruling classes? The Graduate School is a good sized separate school in the University and has a perfect right to representation by its own chosen representative. The statement that the student body has excluded the Graduate School from the Council is absurd. The comparatively small group of men, who gathered at Green hall on Thursday, was is no way representative of the student body as a whole. These comments are made by a second year man, who is also a graduate student, and who does not instruct whatever in the University. G. Bruce Blair. The Moffett-Miley Studio Co. are showing one hundred different styles of photo mounts, many of which are exclusive German and Spanish importations, not to be obtained elsewhere. The K. U. Pantatorium makes a specialty of ladies cleaning and dying work. No doubt you all have heard about Rexall "93" Hair Tonic; Well its sold at McColloch's Drug Store; its for the hair and the want of hair. 50c and $1.00 bottles. Buy one of the punch tuckets at the K. U. Pantatorium for your cleaning and pressing. Now is the time for cold creams; we sell all of the popular brands, such as Hudnets, Elcaya, Dagget & Ramdsells, Palmers, Ponds Extract and many others. McColloch's Drug Store. WANTED—A girl student who would be willing to give light service for use of good comfortable room. Please inquire 1136 Tenn St. 21 3t* Perfumes, powders, drug sundries, at Dick Bros. Fine line of candies at Wilson's. Line line of candies at Wilson's. The new Inter-Collegiate Basket ball guides have been received and are now on sale at Grigg's Cigar Store. H. E. ROBERTS, Dentist 927 Mass. St. Bell Phone 936 Lawrence - - - - Kansas F.D. ANDERSON Restaurant, Confectionery, Cigars, Tobaccos. Protsch Fall Suiting The K. U. Shoe Shop We solicit the student's patronage. This makes the fourth term for us, so there is no use in mentioning the class of work. We have installed a new sole machine and are now prepared to give you better andprompter service. Rubber heels 35 and 40c. Plain heels, 20, 25c and 35c. Soles 45, 65, and 75c. Ladies work a speciality. So bring in your shoes for repair. W. J. BROADHURST, Prop. 1400 Louisiana St. A Place to Eat 1009 Mass. St. FRED W. CLEALAND, Prop. PEERLESS CAFE See A. G. Alrich for proper form in society stationery and dance programs. 744 Mass. St. CHAS. C. SEEWIR 917 Mass. St. Printing and Engraving INDIAN STORE. FEIN'S for Tungsten or New type Mazda lamp and all gas light supplies. 929 Mass. St. Albert R. Kennedy DENTIST Bell 1515. Suite 5 Jackson Building. Take 'Em Down To Those Shoes You Want Repaired G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. Specialist in Diseases of EYE, EAR, NOSE, AND THROAT Glasses Fitted. Satisfaction Guaranteed. G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. Everything New And First Class. The Best Tables in the City. The Students' Headquarters. Office Over Dick's Drug Store. 710 Mass. The Brunswick Billard Parlor 710 Mass. 727 Mass. St. Frank Koch The Tailor W. 1. BANKS, Shoe Repairing With Modern Machinerv. W. T. BANKS, enquiries With Student Trade Solicited. 1107 Massachusetts. Your Baggage handled. Household Moving. W. J. FRANCISCO Boarding Auto and Hack Livery. Open day and night. Carriage Painting. and Trimming. Phones 139. 808-812-814 Vt. Stt. LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence. Kansas Lawrence, Kansas. Teaches Gregg Shorthand and touch Typewriting, Special classes for K. U. Students. School in session all Summer. ED. W. PARSONS. Diamonds, Watches, Clocks, and Jewelry. 717 Mass. St. Under New Management Your Work Solicited. ELDRIDGE HOUSE BARBER SHOP BARBER SHOP Hodges & Hodges, Prop. The Shop Where Students go. Lawrence Kansas SHOE REPAIRING 1017 Mass. FORNEY