Wednesday, April 9, 1986 University Daily Kansan Sports 15 DEVELOPMENT ASSOCIATE FOR PUBLICATION, INFORMATION AND PROMOTION: public radio station KANU-FM seeks a full-time development manager whose primary responsibilities include helping to establish the program's materials for the program of public information highlighting the station's program service, preparing the station's program guide, preparing the station's program guide, preparing the station's media, helping to plan and implement programs, maintaining effective working relationships with the organization, creating awareness of KANU and its programming service, maintaining files of information and documentation, and other activities as assigned by the Director of Development in the development department, participating in the planning and execution of on-air fundraising or the equivalent combination of education, training, and other activitie Domino's Pizza now hiring delivery drivers. 6 hrs. or less. 2-5 p.m. No phone calls. BOE- F wireless. Karen $200-$500 weekly taking orders for Maxam $400-$600 weekly taking orders for East Rear Ave.涨幅,Maxam贮藏,Klorean 4700 Brafting John-New interviewing at the Office of Prairie County Planning. Will be required. Applied at Sauder House before 4/11/86. Enjoy a safe adventure in Boston! Families seek life-in-child care help. Year commitment. Immediate availability. Send resume to the mother and her nannie manage this employment agency. Write Live 'n Care 329 Heal St., Boston, MA 02108. INTERESTED IN JOINING OUR NANNY NETWORK! Hear Rohin D. Rice, author of THE GARDEN OF CITY, speak at the 10:30AM GANDS HANDS, INC. speak at 1:30PM at Bailey Hall Ram 103. Wed. April 9 and 3:30pm at Hewlett Hall. She shows how to use the Nurse Appliance in support of children, who enjoy creative childcare, are willing to attend. t. to relocate to the NEW YORK area and are interested in the great salary, benefits and excellent teaching opportunities. HELPING HANDS, INC. P.O. Box 7808 Wilson CT 8037 2683-1742 MALE TO APPLIANCES Interested in joining our Nanny Network? Heath King, founder of HeathKing, is interested in receiving or helping Hinske Inc. as a 30- year resident (or equivalent) and volunteer. Wednesday, April 11 at 10 a.m. at Hanley Hall, Hannah's Movement, and exciting opportunities to play golf with members of the team. "Nanny Movement!" and exciting opportunities available to those who enjoy creative child care, are willing to relocate to the NEW YORK area and want to help their children improve excellent working conditions. For more info, write or call: Hands Help, Inc. P.O. Box 7085, Wilton, Conn. 06897-1235/0834-1742. No fee to hire. JOIN OUR "NANNY NETWORK" of, over 300 creased by us. You should enjoy creative childcare, be willing to relocate East for a 9-12 commitment for great salary, benefits and work-life balance. We will provide Warm, loving families prescreened by us for you to choose from. Contacts provided. HELPING HANDS, NC; 281 Whipple Road, Clinton, CT 06976 (As featured on NBC's TODAY SHOW) Eliquidemand May 28-30, Sept. 1 WSI required. Dr. Lawrence, Drive. Lawrence, 60044. Cleaning date April 10. Carge. Lawrence law firm seeking full-time and part-time legal assistants. Also seeking word processors to work evening. be non-smoker. Please send resume, references, typing speed and preferred hours to P.O. Box 669. production work in the kitchen some evenings and weekends. Can become fulltime during the weekends. It is necessary for dealing with the public. Apply business hours, 10 a.m. to p. 8 a.m. p. 9 a.m. to p. 10 a.m. MARC. The association of local governments, looking for summer and fall student interns in the fields of journalism, english, communications and public affairs, will be especially like by writing articles and reports, working with the media and planning and implementation of projects. Contact Mary Beth Gateh at 817-424-6404. PERSONAL APPELLATION AL KU FEMMELI TENNISION AND LAORS TENNISION *Look all my rueurs and doors at the tennis court* Because if they insist on having a nuclear war, then we insist on surviving it. Our petition calls for an international response. Graphic Art student who took pictures of lights in the Union on Sunday, April 6th, 3:30. You brightened my day. Stop by again or call 841-5424, Kevin. DARL GUESS WHAT THE WAITING IS DARL GUESS WHAT THE WAITING IS HUDDA NIGHT YOU SEE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHALLON! Fey! Fabulous Babe! Warn! Date swings? Please call "Bubbles Babes" and "Cuddle Kevin!" Happy birthday, Kai! Hope you find a job, you have to remember, your not made of carbon, but you have to be smart. Bay, gorgeous! (you know who you are) meet him for ship trips Friday afternoons at YELLO CITY CINEMAS. "Kansas Answer Trivia Context: Rules=send answers by Thurs. 10 a.m. Kansas City 648, Drawing bind. Fri. April 11 for Lefayre shirt. Question: Who was the legendary football coach who served as refeeree for Kansas? Hard: Good big brothers come one in a million. Bard: I was in my favorite. Happy Birthday, Love, Robin. POTTERY DESIGN student at Alpha Epiphany Pi- arch. Architecture student would like to hear from you again (blue and White are my favorite colors) Dave 864-112. RABBIT, SNACK, & BIRD OWNER'S you pelt can be in pictures! Local independent production company seeking rabbits, snakes, and birds to use in adventure movie. Call: Cark 843-7678. spoken white male age 24, attractive, creative, personable seeks black female with same qualities for dating relationship. Serious replies to Dove, Box 302 Lawrence. to the XO at the Producer. Would like to go dance. Contact through personal. D.L. N. Johnson. Contact through permeability, D.O.N. Johnson, Black and White film processing, contact sheets, and enlargements. Push and Pull processing also delocalizes THE PICTURE WORKS 128th and 75th editions. INSURANCE/GAY SUPPORT GROUPS. For info. copy by GLISON office BIGC 3rd floor Kansas Street. competitive contraception and abortion services in Lawrence. 811-716. tried cameras and photographic equipment bought, softs and traded. THE PICTURES Super day. Ekstahome 326. Theatre 140. Also available THE PICTURE WORKS 132b and Hankell 943-970. Classified Ads BRETHRIGHT— Free Pregnancy Testing, Confer- nial Counseling, 843-8421 Graduation Announcements Resumes Typeset Commercial & Per- spective Binder Color Copie 123 w. 8th (913)843-1833 GUDENKAUF PRINTING MATH TUTOR, www. Bob Moes holds an M.A. in math from K.U. 1092, 102, 118, and 123 were among the courses he taught. He began tutoring professionally in 1975 and often tutored elementary statistics. 60 per 40 minute session - Call 843-9632. NEED TO TAKE 'W' WE LISTEN! Lesbian Gay History. Completely complete course. GLSCOR 864-3081. KU into 848-3086, or Headquarters 864-3144. SERVICES OFFERED Body repair-Complete mechanical, electrical & auto repair. Tred of rep air rep! Call us. Quality, professional work, 10% off with KU L.D. 749-0196 or 841-5170. G.L.S.O.K. - Speakers' Bureau - Support Groups - Peer Counseling - Legal- Medical Referrals - Resource Center - Social Activities - Current Information Stop by GLSOK office B104C, 3rd floor Kansas Union or call 864-3091 Part-time work wanted in shipping department mornings. Call 841-4349. PHYSICAL THERAPY SECRETARY LMH has an opening for a Physical Therapy Secretary. High school diploma or equivalent, minimum of 6 months of job experience. 60 mw required. Hours are 8-5 Monday-Friday. Applications accepted from 1-4 p.m. Monday-Friday at the department 325 Summer Work Opportunity? Find out why IBM, Xerox, Procter & Gamble, Ubisoft and hundreds of others have worked with you while earning $148 per month. For interview appl. call 749-7737. THE PERFECT $UMBER JOB! Big money in fun, fun in fun. The Perfect $UMBER JOB! b TYPING 1-1,000 pages. Job no too small or too large. Accessible and affordable (typing, Judy, 842-7945). E-mail: judy@thebrain.com 1-1-1 TRI Wordprocessing. Experienced. Consul- tion of Rush. Runn Job accepted. Please call 821-3911 Dependable, Accurate, Professional, WORD Dependable, Accurate, Professional, papers, books, etc. Data Word 847-870 1 plus Typing: Call Terry 483-4754 or 493-8671 10:30:30 p.m. Resumes, books, thesis, law review papers, letters, term papers. Sharp XZ 905 Memory Electronic Typewriter. 24-Hour Typing, 10th semester in Lawrence Resumes, dissertation papers, Paper to campus and correspondence. A3 professional typing. Term papers, Thesis. Destination, References, etc. Using IBM Selective Searching. A. SMITH TYPING/Dissertations, theses, term names Phone 849-8657 after 5:30 ATTN MEADOWBHOOK RESIDENTS. Exc transport only. APA format experience Call Pat. 865-742-3010. A-2 W2-wordprocessing/Typing Service produces A-2 Wordprocessing/Typing Services. Receiving rates with quick service. FI storage requirements. Quick access to files. Absolutely Your Type! Word processing, typing and editing. IBM 4105, 4106, 4108.Same day service. Call 813-298-7999. Accurate word processing, experienced and proficient in English 5-10 p.m. Monbrook location: 749-1001 Monbrook location: 749-1003 Accurate, affordable typing by former Harvard Sciences-Sinchona-Cornola, pict. Call Nancey, 841-1230 AlphaOmega Computer Services - Word Processing/Typing, Corrections, Proofreading, Graphics, Wordart Document upgrading. Free estimates. 749-118 DEMPENDABLE, professional, experienced. JEANETTE SHAFFER— Typing Service. TRANSCRIPTION also; standard cassette tape. 843-8877 DISSERTATIONS/ THESES/ LAW PAPERS/ Typing, Editing and Graphics. ONE-DAY SERVICE available on shorter student papers (up to 30 pages). Mommy's paper, 498-387-8981 before 9 p.m. please. assertations, *Buses, Tern Papers*. Over 15 yrs. experience. Phone 842-3519 after 3:30. Burk. http://www.burk.edu/~johnson/. QUALITY TYPING. Letters, thesis, disserent- ment, applications. Spelling corrected. Cell: 804-794-7941 Letter perfect papers and resumes, WRITING LIFETIME, 841-3490 TYPTING PLUS assistance with composition, printing, and typesetting of papers, letters, applications, dissertations, paper letters, applications, and more. TYPING SERVICE - I will type your term paper, thesis, any manuscript or mailings.它 $1.75 per word. State/Certified Typel/Wordprocessor/Notary Order/Stock/Inventory you may be reached at 745-839-8038 WORDS TO GO-Typing Services To Meet Your Special Communication Needs-841-1304. EXPERIENCED TYPET Term paper, thene IM Correcting Selective to correct spelling in the final draft. Graduate student wanted to share 3 bdm house close to campus $120 plus 1/5 utilities. TOP-NOTCH SERVICES professional word processing, manuscript, resumes, letters, letterheads Non-smoking female office needed to share house in Overland Park, W/D, garage, close to office. Female roommate for summer; Mature, non-roommate, preferably Charlton to share two rooms. Wanted: Male student to live in my home, supervise two boys after school and prepare evening meals. Room, board and wages. Glen Shafer, School Professors. College #812-1948 or 646-310. The Wordctors. Why pay for typing when you can have wordprocessing? 834-3147. We buy your used audio equipment. Receivers, speakers, amps, car耳机 equipment. Lawrence Technology. WANTED & STADIUM BARBER SHOP Roommate wanted for summer; Malls, 1400 sq. plus 1/2 wished for free cattle and oven room. Roommate wanted in 3 bedroom home, 903 Tennessee, 844-981-8200, $120/month, plus 1/7 meals Quality Haircuts at --- ALL HAIRCUTS $6 WANTED: Male roommate Fall 16 semester. Non-smoker only. Prefer studios/quilters. Rent about $100 plus 1/2 utilities. Close to campus and on rho road. Call 843-4602. 1978 Honda Express-run great, looks awesome $180. Unveil seven speed" flat, fast and hardly ridden. 180, Call Scott at 941-0879/843-336. Wanted. Roommate to share large 2 campuses and downtown. 749-1691 or 84-3838. 8021 Urban Express moped for sale. $290-Call 864-6324 by 8 p.m. 1968 VW Bug Very good condition, AM/FM stereo, $1000 mg. 841-1007 1983 Honda CM400 E. New tires, new battery, well maintained. Call Bald at 729-1531. $75 negotiable. 1983 Sunaki moped, great condition. $250. Call 643-7062, 7:27 p.m. armmna 360XK, excellent condition, $400. milit. mail 841-6094 or 844-5603 1 pair of l00 ratwid led L20 loudspeakers. Great condition. Price Negotiable Call Joe. 749-8090 STUDENTS-PARENTS FOR SALE FOR SALE 3 APARTMENT HOUSE SAF ARTMENT HOUSE Great Shape, Near Campus/Downtown Baseball cards and sports netslittel Buy. Sell. Baseball cards. Open 10-6 M, S. W and Zard Street. Open 10-6 M, S. H8 Honda CB 750K motorcycle, great condition Runs excellent,答辩拿 14059,答牌 843-3874 Computer for sale. Leading, Edge, Amber card, w software, 3 serial ports, 2 parallel ports, card w software, 3 serial ports, 2 parallel ports. Compact Disk Player, Sony D-5 compact player, $100, Call Bob, 862-1961. Comic Books, Open Tv, Penthouse, etc. Max's Comics. Open 12-Twr Fri. & Sat. 10-8-11 Monday-Friday. $14.95. Commoder 64 with all the peripherals $500.00 841-0538 For sale: 10-speed bike, deck w/hookcase, brushless motor; Message: "Tun 841-9092" 841-9092 is up to 10 p.m. DON'T THROW YOUR A $WAY! Why rent when you can own a mobile home for under $300/mo.? 1982 Commodore has A/C, W/D, new carpet & more! 748-7257 For Sale! one way ticket K. C. Lake, Seattle, 80-747-7236 19th $200 70-747-7236 80-747-7275 For sale: Barely used Clarion 810 R stereo EQB-4 Equalizer Booster: 842-2916 GREAT USED CARS 717 Cordona $785, 778 Caleb $80, Horizon $195. All cars will be new. Cars with bad tires may have RABbit $30, Cordona $285, 32 Accord $495. Preston McCall 610 mile north of Tee Pee Junction, 1968. Guitars: unfortunately must part with Ephiphone 12 string and vintage Yamaha electric. Philips 40 string. For Sale: 1863 Honda Shadow, 750. Great condition. $150 each; Jim, J48-0152. For Sale - Hand-knitted wool sweaters from Ecuador $70. Also other articles. 814-834 for USA BANZEIG DTECLAL DELAY 7 ms to 300 ms delay range, 6 mm, old. Call 842-9923 for info. Kennedow home stereo cassette deck $40. Kenwood car stereo 80 watts amp, $23. Cali 814-6777 MOUNTAIN BIKE for sale. #8 Bianchi. Call 749-7585 auto theft alert with beeper $45.00. $42-2352 evenings. Pioneer car stereo and Sony 6 x speakers still in stock. First 2000 takes system, RICKENMACKER 4001 Electric Bass. Excellent performance. 843-844-844 for助王 Todd Kennan Bride to class on a HONDA CB2125 2000 miles, 4 month. fahrenheit, make offer 4d118. d118. SR Campus Sport and accessories. Perfect condition. Call Jum 641-8920 at 3:30 Stereo Sale - Pioneer SK-6 receive/amp$200, speakers$45, mechanics turntable$140, equalizer$100, CD player w/discs$225, Call 749-0196 Takara 15.00, $84.2022 week. 30.00, 842-2022 Synthesizer. Casio CZ100 1550. White's metal detector $88, West Bend total gym $950, Yonox tennis racket $88, Hunter basketball set $699, SUNDAYS WATERPARK SUNDAYS WATERPARK FOR SALE. Completes and set up. Cheen and Western Civilization Notes: Note on New on Sale! Makes use to use them! As an Essay for First Class for Chapel Grade. Analysis of Western Civilization; available now VAGABOND cross country 10-speed bicycle. Call after 8 o'm. 942-7976. Gellars: unfortunate, must part with, Ephiphone 12 string. Vintage Yamaha electric, best offer. AUTOSALES Mobile Home, 16x10 ft. 2 bdram, a/c/ dishwasher, dishwashers Ben offer Belle RD-734L 187 Flat Spider Spider. Super condition. Ready to go KC area: 987-5274. Lawrence: 841-6044. 1977 MG Midget Convertible with roll bar and lost shirt list, must sell this week. 843-BS2S. FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $500 or more. 1897 Horizon. Look good and priced right. Call for details. 842 - 2003 9a. 9m - 13p or m. 6pm - 7pm or a. 1978 Triumph Spitfire convertible. Beautiful condition. $600. Call Dave at 841-4947. 78 Buck Lesaleh, Silver, PS, PB, PW, PL. Good 41100-8110, 840-9255. 1 Honda Mandate CM400A Motorcycle full loaded, 800 mile, liker 700, 800, best offer. 841-732-6900 Daddy's 19 Triumph Spitfire causes me to drown. My kids' Tuns are excellent. A small Tunis fails. A medium convertible fails. A large convertible fails. 1980 Trans Am Indy Pace Car, Excellent Condition, one owner, 42,500 miles, Call 381-7458 1981 Trans Am Indy Pace Car, Excellent Condition, one owner, 42,500 miles, Call 381-7458 LOST/FOUND ranger, rage-starred, tabby cat, neutered male, male dog, white dog, B4-84343. Call Colleen. B4-8245 or B4-84343. LOST: $1,000.00 If you can find it, you can keep it. Listen for Treasure Hunt clues on K191 107. REWARD! Lot 328 'm woman's Selko watch w/bra skin. If found call 941-5068. comprehensive associates • free pregnancy test • abortion services / counselling • gynecology • contraception Overland Park, KS / 913-345-1400 VCR w/2 movies $9.66 VCR w/2 movies-$9.66 (overnight Mon-Fri) Store Hours: Mon-Sat: 9:30-9 /Sun: 1-5 AUGUSTA, Ga. — Despite what you might think, Tom Watson feels his golf game has been in hibernation, nothing more. SMITTING Watson increases work load to improve game, end slump Corey Pavin, one of the young lions who has won three times since joining the PGA Tour in 1984, agreed. SMITTY'S TV "It seems to me he he's spending more time on his golf game and playing more tournaments," Parvin said. "He's working harder and playing better." "I simply haven't worked hard enough," Watson said. "But that's in the past. I'm working harder now than I have in a long time, and I think it shows." United Press International True, it's been 20 months since he won a tournament on the Professional Golfers' Association Tour; he has 31 PGA Tour victories in all. And it's been three years since he won his eight important championship. But the 36-year-old Kansan says that because of poor work ethics, that's not deterioration of his skills. SMITTY STV 447 W 23rd 842-5751 - 1497 W 2010 842-3/751 ************************************************************************ Physically, Watson, at 5-foot-9, 160-pounds, looks great. His golf game hasn't been all that shabby this either ever. Since missing the cut at Phoenix in his first 1986 appearance, Watson tied for third at Pebble Beach and Hawaii, tied for seventh at New Orleans and was in the hunt at the Andy Williams and Bay Hill tournements. "I don't think there's any doubt my game is coming around," said Watson, who has earned nearly $100,000 so far this year. "I'm playing better, hitting a lot of good shots." If he were just about anyone else on the PGA Tour, Watson's performance the past couple of years would be considered outstanding. After all, even though he didn't win a tournament last year, he still earned nearly $1 million in all that long since he was the leading money winner on the 184 Tour. There were tournaments in 1985 where Watson had a good shot at winning — at Bay Hill he fired a final-round 67, but finished second, two strokes behind Fuzzy Zoeller when Zoeller also closed with a 67. But, as Watson acknowledges, just about everyone expected him to succeed Jack Nicklaus as the king of professional golf and thus even brief hibernations are a lot more noticeable than they would be for a lesser known golfer. "We've been through periods like this before," said Watson, the top money winner in five of the past nine years. "It was just a decade ago when people questioned whether I could win a major championship." Watson has won $3.9 million, just $790,000 behind Nicklaus who has won more money playing golf than anyone else. Which brings him to this week's Masters and the Augusta National where he has won twice, lost in a playoff, and been second two other times — all in the past nine years. In the past decade, Watson has won five British Opens, two Masters and the 1982 U.S. Open. "It's time to start adding some more numbers," he said. "It's time to get serious again, to do the things that need to be done to win these sort of tournaments." "This is the type of course where experience really helps." Watson said. "The more you know this course, the better you can play. Zoeller first played in the Masters in 1979. That was the Masters where Zoeller and Watson staged a three-way sudden death playoff with Ed Sneed, who blew a five-stroke, third-round lead to close with 76. Zoeller's birdie on the second playoff hole earned him the coveted green coat. Ueberroth says problems over "That's been pretty well proven over the years although Fuzzy Zoeller sort of shook up that theory when he came in here for the first time and won." United Press International "I think we'll be the first sport to end it. I think the problem is behind us. It's certainly over in Pittsburgh," he said. PITTSBURGH — Baseball commissioner Peter Ueberhorn insisted yesterday that the sport's drug problem is over and that the lingering union-management argument over mandatory drug testing will be resolved soon. Ueberroth said one reason he attended the Pirates' opening was to show that he thought Pittsburgh was drug free. Last year the National "Talk is cheap, I know, but I believe drugs are over in baseball." Ueberroth said during an informal news conference before the Pittsburgh Pirates' 1986 home opener with the New York Mets. "I believe it's over because the owners are tired of it, the commissioner is tired of it, but, most important, because the players are tired of it and are going to purge it out of the game." Ueberroth said. Ueberrother insisted the Major League Players Association and the owners are close to reaching agreement on a drug-testing program, despite the fact that the union has filled a national grievance against such procedures. League franchise was the center of baseball's largest drug scandal when a dozen players, many of them former Pirates, were named as onetime cocaine users in the trials of baseball drug pushers. "Grievances get filed sometimes to protect a position," he said. "I think they're closer (to agreement) because the drive is for the same person. Everyone wants that, the players most of all, and that's the key." Ueberroth also praised Pittsburgh's politicians and corporate leaders for coming together to buy the money-losing Pirates from the John Galbreath family of Columbus, Ohio, and Warner Communications, Inc. The city of Pittsburgh and Allegheny County are selling bonds to lend money to the corporate coalition that bought the team last winter. Ueberroth said he thought similar transactions would take place in other major-league cities. "I don't believe you'll see a lot of it, I think it is a good thing, and yes, I think it is going to happen." "The last time I was in this room, the Pittsburgh franchise was, in my opinion, fragile, in jeopardy," he said. "If I had had to guess where it was going, I might have said that there would not be a franchise here this year, and that a lot of lawyers would be earning a lot of money arguing about its destination." Ueberroth said some franchises already had been in Pittsburgh to discuss similar financing and that more would do so in the future. The commissioner also said he would continue to work for more even distribution of finances among the 26 major league franchises, despite the opposition of wealthier owners. "From now on, every new revenue will be broken down in 26 equal pieces," he said. Sports Briefs Recruits not likely to sign letters today Mark Pritchard, a guard from Edison High School in Tulsa, and Sean Alvarado, a center from Hutchinson Junior College, have given verbal commitments to Kansas. Neither of the basketball players who have given verbal commitments to the Kansas men's team will sign letters of intent today on the first day of the official signing period, Doug Vance, Kansas sports information director, said yesterday. Buttons available The buttons sell for $2 each and are available at the Kansas Track Office in Allen Field House, the Buttons promoting the Kansas Relays are on sale now and will serve as admission tickets for the event April 18-19 in Memorial Stadium, Relays Manager Al Fereshani said yesterday. Golfers finish 9th athletic ticket office in the field house and both union bookstores. The Kansas women's golf team finished ninth out of 12 teams in the Suzie Maxwell Invitational at Oklahoma City yesterday. All-sports ticket holders may bring their relays ticket to an outlet and exchange the ticket for a button. Kansas finished ninth with a 54 hole total of 1,023. No. 14 Oklahoma won the classic at 957. Texas A&M with 962 was second. Texas Christian finished third at 994. Angela Atkins of Texas &M was the individual winner. She shot 77-75-80 for a three-round total of 232. Kansas State finished 12th with 1.073. Leading Kansas was Tina Gnewch, who shot 87-77-87 for a total of 251. Linda Bauerle shot rounds of 87-83-84 - 254. Brenda Sanders finished third for Kansas with 91-84-83 - 258. After two rounds yesterday, Maureen Kelly was tied with Gnewuch as Kansas' low golfer. However, she ended 85-83-92 — 260. Kruger hires coaches MANHATTAN — Lon Kruger, new Kansas State basketball coach, said yesterday that he had hired Dana Almieri, Moberly, Mo. , Junior College's head basketball coach, as an assistant coach. Kruger also announced the hiring of Greg Greensing, 28, as an assistant coach. Greensing worked under Kruger the past two years at Pan American University in Texas. Altman, 27, has been head coach at Moberly the past three years, compiling a 94-18 record during that time. His club finished 34-4 this season and placed sixth in the national junior college basketball championships. From staff and wire reports. Delicious vegetarian entrees are served daily in the Kansas Union Cafeteria. Each day, the Soup and Salad Bars in both the Kansas and Burge Unions feature a meatless home-made soup and a large selection of vegetables, salads, and freshly-baked breads. THE KANSAS AND BURGE UNIONS FOOD SERVICES Paid Advertisement K.U. Welcomes Mrs. Murphy It has been learned that Paddy Murphy's wife arrived in Lawrence today. The members of Kansas Alpha SAE were shocked and dismayed to learn of Paddy's secret marriage to Mrs. Murphy. Paddy's last sighting was reported by the highway patrol, he was headed toward Kansas City where he was supposed to run the time clock for the NCAA tournament at the K.U. Michigan State game. The report also warned that the car was weaving quite severely and the driver was leaning out yelling "get drunk and be somebody, I am." Mrs. Murphy, when reached for comment, was as she put it, "extremely hungover." She did inquire about her husband then mentioned something about a bottle of tequila and passed out. As far as we know Paddy does not know his wife is in town. At a later time today we plan to meet with Mrs. Murphy at a local Mexican bar on New Hampshire, she heard they had marigaritas. The members of the fraternity are not concerned about brother Murphy yet but are concerned about the bar tabs he has run up in their name. They are concerned that their credibility in the local bars will be ruined. Donations for the "Paddy booze fund" are being accepted at the fraternity. The house drained its accounts to help pay the bills and they now have .52 cents in the fund. Anyone with information leading to the location of brother Murphy is urged to keep it to themselves. Paid Advertisement