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GIRL 1: Damnit I'm not on top of my game.
GIRL 2: Use two hands. I hear that helps.
GUY 1: He isn't accurate. He's just quick.
(talking about beer pong)
GUY 2: That's what she said. Right?
GUY1: Fnes are a gateway snack. They only lead to harder snacking
UNDERGROUND Ohnh crap spackle!
WORKER I left my broom outside
GIRL: Stop distracting me with your black hole of fun
PROFESSOR:
If someone threatens you with a water balloon you can't blast them with a 12-gauge.
GIRL: She doesn't have a lot going on upstairs. And by that mean she's a fucking idiot.
GIRL 1: The smell was plumeria.
GIRL 2: Clumeria? What's that smell like? It sounds like Chlamydia... I can't imagine that smells good.
GIRL: Oh shit. People walking outside the house saw me through the window holding a knife. I tried to hide it really quickly.
GIRL: "I ate Taco Bell Thursday, Friday,
Saturday and Sunday last week ...
and I was totally sober on Saturday
and Sunday."
GIRL: You know what I just realized? I get paid $9 an hour, but I would pay $9 an hour to hang out with my friends.
GIRL: (Sneezes) is it weird that I felt that one in my ovaries?
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It's sort of hot in here today. If you get too warm, you know what to do. Just take your shirts off.
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ENTHIC CLASS  (awkward laughter)
PROFESSOR  What? It makes sense to me.
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