Monday, Dec. 9, 1985
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The Kansas men's basketball team had to feel the pressure last year when it took on first-place Oklahoma on Feb. 24 in an important Big Eight Conference game.
The Jayhawks upset Wayman Tisdale and the Sooners 83-76 before a crowd of 14,569 in Allen Field House, plus a national television audience. The game long will be remembered by KU fans as the highlight of the men's 1884-85 season.
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What won't be remembered from that Saturday afternoon is that a double-header was held at Allen Field House.
After the men's victory, NBC announcers Dick Enberg and Al McGuire signed a few autographs and left. Most of the press, which had required four extra tables because of the magnitude of the first game, packed up and left. Only a gathering of 1,000 fans stayed to watch the second game. The noise level in the arena was similar to a Tuesday morning practice as the game went down to the wire. Kansas lost 78-77.
Half an hour after the men's victory, the Kansas women's team played Oklahoma in a game of similar importance. Like the men, the women's team was trying to upset the first-place Sooners. But unlike the men, the women didn't have the support of a sellout crowd or the excitement of a sellout nationally televised.
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It wasn't as if the women's team was marketing an inferior product. It boasted Vickie Adkins, an All-America candidate, and a team contending for the conference title. Head coach Marian Washington was respected throughout the nation. She had built a tonn net program that
produced the leading scorer in the history of women's basketball, Lynette Woodard.
Woodard, a four-time All-American from 1977-1981, was on the sidelines as a KU assistant coach before the Oklahoma game as over 13,000 people left the field house.
Lisa Dougherty, a sophomore guard for the Jayhawks, said coming out of the dressing room and seeing a full house would have given the players a big boost, once they got over the shock.
"I'd probably have a heart attack." Doughtyhr said.
Kansas has had a women's basketball program since 1968, but drew only 10,500 fans in 11 home games last season. The men's team drew 220,610 in attendance in 16 home games.
"It's a psychological' letdown." Washington said. "We really don't want our young players to have to experience that kind of situation too often."
Washington said she didn't like to see situations like the Oklahoma double-header.
"It's been difficult for me, and from my position, it has been difficult to find funding." Washington said. "But I think everyone is aware that promoting women's sports is necessary."
On Feb. 3 last year, the Iowa women's basketball team proved that the right promotions and circumstances could draw a crowd to a women's game. 22,157 fans attended the Hawkeyes' Big Ten Conference game against Ohio State.
Washington said other teams would like to emulate the Iowa situation, but the problem was obtaining the money for promotions.
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The total budget for the men's basketball team in 1984-85 was
budget was $193,640. Of the total athletic budget of $5,892,929,
women's athletics received $444,950.
"I think that the challenges women face today, whether it's in athletics or in any other field, is facing a certain attitude." Washington said. "That attitude in many cases is looking at women as inferiors. That attitude is changing, but until it changes completely, they'll be ongoing challenges for women."
TITLE IX of the Education Amendment of 1972 did a lot for the advancement of women's sports, but Title IX recently has been under attack.
Under the title, no person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from any program at an institution receiving federal financial assistance. After a court decision last summer, Title IX was interpreted to mean that only the program that directly received federal money must guarantee equal acceptance of women.
Renate Mal-Dalton, associate professor of business and a member of the Kansas athletic board, said lack of fan support and unequal treatment could discourage women athletes.
"A lot of student athletes get hurt emotionally about what other people see as small things," Mai-Dalton said. "The problem is the manner of priorities and the lack of understanding of what can be done, the vision. They need the mindset that women's athletic programs can be successful.
"Iimagine playing for the women's basketball team in a double-header behind the men's team and the minute you get up, there's a huge exodus of people. It affects the morale and in turn, it affects the performance. If you're a woman athlete, you've got to draw one conclusion — we're probably not as important as
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Wednesday, Dec. 11, 1985
Folks become grinches when kids return home
Modeling a Beginners I Swells Stud
By Theresa Scott Kansan Magazine writer
But it's not long before the Thanksgiving and Christmas breaks crash through the calendar, sending students back to reality, stopping short their carefree living and shattering their dreams of independence.
Every fall, when students invade the KU campus for the first of many blissful days free from mugging parents, braty siblings and the rules of home living, they revel in their new-found freedom.
Many parents, who have not yet conquered the urge to harp on their college-age children when they return from school, breathe down their children's necks as soon as they walk in the door and rekindle the torch for their parental duty of nagging. Other parents can hold out for a couple of days before succumbing to the nasty habit of nagging. In the end, though, hardly a vacation goes by that doesn't see at least a few instances of parents reasserting their lost authority.
"Where are you going?"
"Who are you going with?"
"When will you be home?"
("Who are we going with?")
"Be sure and make your bed before you go."
"Be careful with the car. You know it's icy out and your father would have a fit if anything happened to it."
Many parents need to step out in the snow for a while and chill. taking their younger children with them. While little brothers and sisters can be fun for them, they also need to revert to the way you remember them — brats.
telephone and eat the last piece of chocolate ice cream roll, you've probably had enough.
George Bednkoff, Pittsburg senior, said recently that he didn't mind facing his parents during Christmas break, but said he was grateful about having to put up with his younger brother and sister.
"They're pretty noisy," he said.
"After finals I'm exhausted and don't want to see anyone with any energy."
Angie Schrag, Kingman senior, said she had fun at home during her Christmas vacations, even spending one night buddying around with her family. She said her mother couldn't really nag her about what time she came home, though, because her younger brother had come home late during Thanksgiving break.
"She really can't say anything because my brother came in at 4:00 one morning and 3:30 the next." Schrag said.
By the time they swipe your favorite sweater, monopolize the
Her mother is not above the dreaded parental nagging syndrome, however.
Even if life with the family may seem like a life of slavery at times, only three weeks must pass before students will be free again to leave for their 8:30 a.m. class without a phone to call to arrange to leave the streets of Lawrence at any hour of the day or night — no questions asked.
Lynne Bouchein, St. Louis senior, said that her parents pestered her more during vacations her freshman year than after the summer before her junior year when she lived in Kansas City, Mo.
"She makes me bake," Schrag said. "She makes me bake desserts and all the other stuff that I can make better than she can."
Somewhere in between is an unusual doll for children: a baby Jesus with a glow-in-the-dark halo.
This year, we go from high-tack, a computerized Christmas card, to the epitome of low-tack, a Santa Design Johnny Lid Cover toilet seat.
According to Webster's New World Dictionary, a person with tact is one who has a quick and delicate sense of what is fitting in a particular situation and thus avoids offense. New来 the offending.
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Christmas used to be so sacred, the holiest day of the year for Christians, but that was before marketing madmen created tackiness.
"Earl The Dead Cat lets you say farewell to smelly cat food, litter boxes, and live cats that shed and go into heat," the ad. "Earl is a cuddy, understuffed and very dead toy cat complete with his own death certificate."
Now come the offenders.
God did not create Rambo.
Sylvester Stallone did. What better gift to warp an innocent, peace-loving child than a Rambo submachine gun with serrated hacksaw knife. Certainly, there is none.
"Earl The Dead Cat, the last cat you'll ever need."
There was this merry advertisement in an addition of the New York Times Sunday magazine, showing a cartoon cat, its eyes two small crosses, its tongue hanging out and its tail rakishly askew.
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Buy it from Mad Dog Productions in Richmond, Va., for $14.95.
And how about adults? One of the most difficult tasks of Christmas is sticking to the traditional, the true meaning and spirit of one of the holiest of holidays. Nothing suits the season like an animated holiday greeting on a floppy disk. The Jingle Disk features holiday scenes accom-
munity by laying Christmas carols at $9.95 per hour. Disking the halls with flippies, if you will, It's a long way from Christ in the manger.
For the devil in you, how about the Complete Revenge Kit, a game that rips apart the notion that it is better to give than to receive. The game costs $8.40 and being marketed for people who have been abused, used and deceived. It is sweet revenge.
The kit is a package of 40 hoax letters, phony brochures and business correspondence that can be sent to the target of the buyer's revenge. For instance, the Meaty Tom cat food company writes to say that the recipient has just won a free supermarket spree. "All you have to do to join in the fun is dress up like a cat, go to any participating supermarket with the voucher and ask for the manager."
In Oshkosh, Wis., the Miles Kimball catalog breaks all bounds for its 50th anniversary. First, there is the Holy Family Stik-ees set. "Adds a reverent touch to holy-day decorating," the catalog says. You stick the holy family, Mother Mary and Baby Jesus included, on windows, mirrors, patio doors, even the kid's bike. Cost is only $4.49, but buy
two and see how holy you can get.
Then there is this: the Santa Design Johnny Lid Cover. "Add a bit of holiday dash (and chuckles from guests as well) to that bo-hum bath," reads the catalog. "Our sizzling toilet seat cover boosts a jolly Santa design in bright colors. When the lid is down the merry face wears a happy grin. When it's up, the old jolly elolf politely covers his eyes with his mittens. Made in the USA." At $5.98, it's a real cheap shot.
For the tactless, Horchow's Christmas catalog has Diet Tools, the "perfect gift" for fat people. The forks, knives and spoons are "just about half the size of regular flatware." The cutlery is Stamped right on the fork it says "Diet Tool Fork." Just $15 for this jewel.
Then there's the "No Smoking Ashtray." The U.S. surgeon general's warning regarding cigarette smoking is hand-decorated on a brass backed ashtray for $15. It reminds Dad every time he lights up how he'll die of cancer. Nothing like a little guilt on Christmas Day.
Heavenly Dolls Inc., of Littleton, Colo., is selling Baby Jesus Dolls with glow-in-the-dark halos for $31.50.
"I believe anyone who is a Christian would want one," says creator Rita Edler. The 13-inch long vinyl doll, in Anglo, Hispanic and black models, comes with a wooden manger, a non-toxic, glow-in-the
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