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Thursday, April 30, 1987 / University Daily Kansan
THE FAR SIDE
By GARY LARSON
"More worms? ... Saaaaaaaay - why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden?"
Tickets
sergeant, thought he'd really heard a wild one after he stopped a car early one morning on Sunnyside Avenue for going 30 mph in a 20 mph zone.
"She said she was sorry, but she was trying to beat the sun," Brothers said.
"I explained to her that the speed of light was 186,000 miles per second and asked how she was going to beat that. She told me that she was a biology grad student working on a research project involving greenhouse plants at Haworth. She had to get to her
"We went together to Haworth, and sure enough, she was trying to beat the sun," he said. She didn't get a ticket.
plants before the sun's rays hit them and opened them up for the day," he said.
Ferris didn't bother to check out one student's story, though he might have been tempted.
"A man who struck a car in the parking lot west of Lewis Hall told me he was driving too fast, because he had to buy a rubber, because he had a girl哭泣 in his room. He was arrested for OUI
(operating a vehicle under the influence of alcohol). I believe she left."
And if you're short on imagination or too moral to lie, tell the truth.
You'll probably still get a ticket, but the police officer will be sure to remember you.
Hold your head up, speak loud and don't blush when you tell the police officer what a speeder once told Ferris: "I was speeding because I didn't see any cops around."
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Ryan said he was an enthusiastic follower of KU sports, one who even camped out for the KU-KState basketball game. But he said the most he would pay for all-all-sports ticket would be $70.
"There should be some kind of reduction if you don't use one part," Ryan said.
Ryan said he attended basketball and football games but not the relays.
Mitchell Klinsky, Glenview, Ill., junior, said he would purchase a $60 ticket, although he only used the ticket to attend basketball games.
On Campus
University Council will meet at 3:30 p.m. today in the Jayhawk Room at the Kansas Union.
Sankar Chatterjee will speak
"Between Post-Modernism and the New Historicism" at 8 p.m. in Alderdon Auditorium at the Kansas Union.
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