THE UNIVERSITY KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF: EDITORIAL STOR LOUIS CANNON, Editor-in-Chief COLL, CANNON, Managing Editor BUSINESS STAFF: CLARK A. WALLACE...Bus Manager GEORGE MARSH ...Assit. Bus. Mgr. M. D. BAER...Circulation Manager MEMBERS OF BOARD. GEO. H. EDWARDS EALE POTTER L. F. MEISNER RUSSELL CLARK WAYNE WINGAT JOHN MADDDEN Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Address all business communications to Clark A. Wallace, Business Manager, 1146% Tennessee street, Lawrence, Kansas; all other communications to Louis LaCoss, 1247% Kentucky street, Lawrence, Kansas. Published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Subscription price, $1.50 per year, in advance; one term, 75c; time subscriptions, $1.75 per year. Office in basement of Fraser Hall. Phone, Bell, K. U. 25. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14. COMING EVENTS. Nov. 16—Chapel. G. Stanley Hall, President of Clarke University. Nov. 18.-Saturday, K. U. vs. Nebraska. MeCook field Nov. 21. First tryout for debaters. Nov. 25.—Saturday, K. U. vs. Missouri, at Columbia. Nov. 11.-Saturday K. U. vs. Oklahoma, McCook field. Nov. 30 and Dec. 1.—Thanks- giving recess. Begins noon, Nov. 29. Dec. 5—Fine Arts recital; Genevieve Smith, harp soloist. Dec. 5.—Illustrated Lecture. Dr. G. F. Swain, of Harvard, "The Importance of Forest Conservation." Dec. 12.—Final tryout for debating teams. In close connection with a false idea of what a college ed and coed are, an ignorant world has long had a false impression of what a college faculty member is. The men who draw the funny pictures would lead up to believe that a college professor is a crabid, weak-eyed, misshapen fossil who was born a thousand years too late. That the cartoonists have exaggerated is vigorously denied by all college students and even more vigorously denied by the maligned pedagogues themselves. FACULTY ROOTING. Dec. 15.—Friday, Law "Scrim." Whether or not this suggestion will be heeded cannot be ascertained until next Saturday. But the idea is a good one. What could be more inspiring that a hundred, hoarse voiced faculty members cheering our football warriors on to victory? What could better depict true college spirit than a snake dance in which teachers of classic Greek hilariously high stepped in unison with instructors of Calculus and of pastoral theology? The latest suggestion made by a faculty member of our own University would seem to show that our instructors are alive awake and anxious to meet the students on an equal basis. It has been proposed that a rooting section for faculty members be reserved and that the pedagogues elect their own cheer leader who shall conduct them through the proper contortions and vocalizations incident to rooting. HERE'S TO YOU. BENNIE well, if it had to be, the University is awfully glad that it was Bennie Owens' team that did it. For seven years this former varsity star has been plotting dire things against him Alma Mater and last Saturday saw the culmination of his heart's desire. A faculty rooting section Let's try it once anyway. The Jayhawkers met their first defeat of the season and it was at the hands of one of the best teams that ever trotted out on McCook field. The Sooners are fast and heady, are sure tacklers and the entire team is a whirlwind of speed. They simply got the jump on Kansas in the first few minutes of play and scored the three points that won the game for them. Whether or not Kansas played ball is not a question. We were beaten and by a worthy foe. The men from Oklahoma are clean players and every member of the team is a gentleman. A better spirit could not possibly be than that which exists between the University of Kansas and her sister college to the south. JUST IN PASSING All together now, three cheers 'or the Sooners! We thank you, Mr. B. Owen, for remaining in Columbia a week. Not simply, you understand, because it adds a touch of color to have those husky, good looking young men ambling around our classic thoroughfares, and not simply because we like your smile, but it HAS been great to have a winning team among us for ONE week at least.—University Missouri. In an address delivered at the chapel of the University of Minnesota, Dr. Harry S. Warner, president of the National College Prohibition league, assaulted the drinking proclivities of student in American universities. One-half the students of American universities drink alcoholic liquors, he declared, and whereas 100 years ago students drank per capita six gallons of beer a year, at present they drink as much as 22 gallons. You needn't feel so swelled up about it, Missouri, we had the same team with US over Saturday. Whoa there Mr. Warner! Cop Every Man's Library Circulating Library 2 cents a day. Read all the latest fiction at small cost. No deposit required. Complete Line Just Received. Cloth, 35 cents; Leather, 70 cents. 803 Massachusetts Street. University Book Store Prof. Edna D. Day, of the department of home economics, delivered an address before a meeting of the First District of the Federation of Women's Clubs at Seneeca Wednesday. Her subject was the "Education of the Future Home Makers." Three dozen new chairs have been received by the Fine Arts department and are in use at North College. sidering that we have 2500 students at the University of Kansas and if as you say each one consumes 22 gallons of beer a year, that makes almost 55,000 gallons of the beverage to be accounted for. We rise to a point of personal information. Where is it? Don McKay is in St. Louis where he is attending the National convention of the Beta Theta Pi fraternity, as a delegate from the local chapter. Chemicals Have Pins. The Chemical Engineering society has received its pins. The emblem on the pin is a triangle, representing heat, enclosing a sign indicative of mercury. The whole is surrounded by the words "Chemical Engineers, K. U." We also suggest that Governor Stubbs send a subpoena for Dr. Warner. Miss Blanche Hull of the class of 1910 who has been teaching in the Hiawatha high school for the past two years is visiting at her home here in Lawrence this week. On the recommendation of Captain H. E. Steele of the University company of the Kansas National Guards, Colonel Wilder S. Metcalf of Topeka, appointed Arthur A. Lee, Theodore Utterbach and D. H. Wenrich as corporals at the regular Tuesday night target practice. See Boyles, the printer, for your programs, cards, etc. Up From The Ranks Send your cleaning work to the K. U. Pantatorium. Phone 1400. Furnished rooms, warm and comfortable in new cement house, fully modern. 1006 Miss. Phone Bell 2568. Ladies hand bags at Wilson's Drug Store. Protsch Fall Suiting The Brunswick Billard Parlor 710 Mass. Everything New And First Class. The Best Tables in the City. The Students' Headquarters. FOOTBALL GOODS and Athletic Supplies KENNEDY & ERNST. Phones 341 826 Mass. St. PEERLESS CAFE 1009 Mass. St. A Place to Eat FRED W. CLEALAND, Prop. See A. G. Alrich for proper form in society stationery and dance programs. 744 Mass. St. Albert R. Kennedy DENTIST ( ) Bell 1515. Suite 5 Jackson Building. G. A. 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