THE UNIVERSITY KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF: LOUIS LACOSS ...Editor-in-Chief GEORGE MARSH ...Managing Editor BUSINESS STAFF: CLARK A WALLACE. Bus. KERN A LIBERT. Ask. Bus. Mgr. EVEL POTTER. Bus. Treasurer. M. D. BAR. Circulation Manager MEMBERS OF BOARD. GEO. H. EDWARDS RUSSELL CARK L. F. MEISSNER JOHN MADDEN WAYNE WINGART Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Address all business communications to Clark A. Wallace, Business Manager, 114% Tennessee street, Lawrence, Kansas; all other communications to Louis LaCoss, 124% Kentucky street, Lawrence, Kansas. Subscription price, $1.50 per year, in advance; one term, 75c; time subscriptions, $1.75 per year. Office in basement of Fraser Hall. Phone, Bell, K. U. 25. THURSDAY, NOVEVMBER 16. COMING EVENTS. Nov. 18.-Saturday, K.U. vs Nebraska, McCook field Nov. 17.—Friday, Soccer, KU. vs. William Jewell, McCook field. Nov. 21.—First tryout for debaters. Nov. 25.-Saturday, K. U. vs Missouri, at Columbia. Nov. 24.-Friday, Soccer, K U. vs. Baker, McCook field. Nov. 30 and Dec. 1.—Thanks- giving recess. Begins noon, Nov. 29. Dec. 5—Fine Arts recital Genevieve Smith, harp soloist. Dec. 5.—Illustrated Lecture. Dr. G. F. Swain, of Harvard, "The Importance of Forest Conservation." Dec. 12.—Final tryout for debating teams. Dec. 13-14.—Opera of the School of Fine Arts. Dec. 15.—Friday, Law "Scrim." BUT—THEY DIDN'T WIN. Have you noticed it? In every game in which Kansas has played this season the reports have gone out that the Jayhawkers were outplayed. In the Baker game the Preachers carried the ball farther than the Kansans. Their forward passes were more successful than those of Coach Sherwin's men, But—Baker didn't win In The St. Marys game, although Kansas took the contest by a 47 to 0 score, reports went out that at times, the Catholics played the Jayhowkers off their feet. But—(?) , St. Marys didn't win. We played the Aggies at Manhattan and the reports stated that we won by a mere chance. The press said Kansas was clearly outplayed and its proberbal luck was all that saved it from defeat. But—the Aggies didn't win. We met Drake on McCook and reports said that the Iowans outplayed us and that a fluke won the game for us. But—Drake didn't win. The Jayhawkers met Washburn and again the reports sent out the word that the Congregationalists carried the ball farther, played harder, were more successful in the forward pass and showed better team work than did the Kansans. But—Washburn didn't win. The Sooners invaded us and again the report said that at every stage of the game Oklahoma outplayed Kansas. But the Sooners were only able to score three points against the Jayhawkers on a day when good football was impossible. There is something queer, yet interesting about all this. Evidently there is something more to winning football games than men outplaying the opponent. What if the other team does outplay us if they find it impossible to win the game. ACCORDING TO DOPE Just two days now until we meet Nebraska. According to dope the Cornhuskers have the better of the argument, but who cares for dope? According to dope we ought to have beater Baker 18 points. According to dope we ought to have beater Manhattan at least 15 points. According to dope we ought to have beaten Washburn 20 points. According to dope Nebraska ought to beat us by at least 23 points. But this dope proposition has been tried before and has been found wanting. Every time Kansas has invaded Nebraska dope has been against us. Two years ago when our team went north there was no apparent chance for a victory but they captured the contest by a 16 to 5 score. What does Kansas care for dope? FROM OTHER COLLEGES Fannie Seifert, 17 years old daughter of a New Orleans editor, is the manager of the Tulane University football team this season, an honor that never before has fallen to any college woman. Miss Seifert confers with the coaches concerning the best methods of training, attends all the practice games and daily scrimmages and has full charge of arranging details when the squad makes an out-of-town trip. Moreover, it is said her election to the position was carried almost by unanimous vote of the student body, and that her opponents frankly admitted afterward that she has shown more ability than any football manager in the university for several years. Rather than have their hain clipped as a punishment for shaving the heads of a number of freshmen, three hundred students of the Louisiana State University went on strike and the institution closed. Following the clipping of the freshmen heads, President Boyd expelled three students from the school and announced that he would not take them back, unless all other participants in the tonsorial hazing submitted to having their heads clipped by freshmen and accept fifty demerits. The Wisconsin athletic council has issued a statement of last year's athletic expenses, which totals $35,869. The largest expense was football, which also showed the largest return, $21,569 being taken in. Basketball, which proved a failure at its single trial there, was next, bringing in $2,928. The statement shows a balance of $1,402 for the year. In England there are more than 16,000 regularly constituted football clubs playing a schedule of games throughout the season. The football association has registered 20,000 referees. Over 100,000 people attend the championship match in the Crystal Palace, London. Most of them pay twelve cents admission to the game. The Iowa Union was formally opened to the students Friday morning. There will be a head cook aided by two assistants and several scullions. A large dining hall will be used together with several smaller rooms that are reserved for banquet parties. The Yale Dramatic club this year will visit the following cities with their annual play during the holidays: Rochester, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Indianapolis, Chicago, Orange, New York and New Haven. The University of California has reorganized its Co-Ops society which sells supplies to the faculty and students at the lowest possible price. The price of an annual membership card in the society is one dollar. Kansas" slogan. The council also defrayed the expenses of printing the books. The Women's Council of the University of Missouri distributed books, containing the Missouri songs and yells and the "Beat The Council of Administration at the University of Illinois has suspended for one year a freshman, who became intoxicated after a football game. Five other men were given another chance to better their behavior. A much needed new library for Harvard is under discussion by the Harvard Corporation. It will cost two million dollars, will face the chapel, and will have shelf room for 2,400,000 volumes. A back-woods ball was recently given by the students of California University. The guests came in overalls, boots and other appropriate toggery. Music and refreshments of a "husky" nature helped the affair along. At the University of California one thousand blue and gold caps have been sold to the students to wear at the big football games. The rooters also appear in blue ties and white shirts. The University of Chicago decorates its athletic field with bunting and pennants for all of the big football games. The subscriptions for this purpose are limited to ten cents. Official statistics report only one divorce out of every 57 marriages among Smith College alumni against one out of every ten- marriages among "nongrads." A member of the faculty of the University of Washington, who had stopped to help a supposedly intoxicated man, was attacked and robbed of his watch and thirty dollars. Walter E. Baker, a sophomore in the University of Syracuse, has been awarded a Carnegie medal and two thousand dollars for rescuing two girls from drowning in 1908. Prizes for which seniors are eligible were recently announced at Princeton. They amount to $400 besides the annual interest on bequests amounting to $14, 500. A junior at Cornell University made a successful flight of over 500 feet in a home-made aeroplane last week, under the auspices of the Aero club. The annual meeting of the Missouri College Union, composed of eleven colleges in Missouri, will be held this week at Fulton, Mo. Here is H. M. Pattengill's latest: 'Evidently Saskatchewan believes in higher education, as it already has a five million dollar university in operation. Saskatoon must go on your map now. What a glorious basis for a college yell! We suggest: Sas-ky, sasky, sasky-toon! Higher, mighty soon! Saskatoon, Saskatchewan; keep a-going, going on. —Whoop!! !! A good yell, brother of Moderator-Topics, but not up to "Rock Chalk! Jay Hawk! K. U.!" Large K, books at Boyles, 725 Mass, St. only $1.25. 26 27 Few more of those popular roll-collar sweaters just received. Intercollegiate Basket Ball guides now on sale. Smith's News Depot Phone 608. 709 Mass Change in Kansan Staff. In order to make up his work as editor of the Jayhawker, Carl Cannon who has been managing editor of the University Kansan since last March, resigned Tuesday and George Marsh, a junior in the College, was elected to fill his place. Earl Potter, a junior in the College, was elected to fill the position of treasurer which was made vacant by the promotion of Mr. Marsh. Get your good hair brushes at Wilson's Drug Store. Don't take her home hungry. After the dance stop in at the Hiawatha Cafe. Orange ice, made from the fruit at Wiedemann's. The special and extra attention given to our work insures yo uthe merit of originality in your portraits. Latest, Correct Styles. Lawrence Photo Studio 734 Mass. 26 3t Wilson's Drug Store will be closed Saturday afternoon for the Nebraska game. Try the fruit salad at Wiedemann's. See our styles. Get our prices. Lawrence Photo Studio, 734 Mass, St. 26 3t K. U. view books at Boyles, 725 Mass. 26 2t Friday and Saturday will be fruit salad day at Wiedemann's. DALE, the printer, 1027 Mass. Both 228. Wilson's Drug. Store. will be closed Saturday afternoon for the Nebraska game. should be ED V. PRICE SHEET MUSIC Agent Clearance Sale Next Saturday 910 Massachusetts We have gathered into one lot all the shopworn and soiled music and have marked all titles including Operatic Hits at 4c a copy. Assortment includes a great many popular hits and a large number of big New York hits whose popularity has not extended this far west as yet. Don't forget—next Saturday—over 2000 copies for sale at 4 Cents a Copy Protsch Fall Suiting The Brunswick Billard Parlor 710 Mass. Everything New And First Class. The Best Tables in the City. The Student's Handwriting. The Students' Headquarters. FOOTBALL GOODS and Athletc Supplies KENNEDY & ERNST. Phones 341 826 Mass. St. A Place to Eat 1009 Mass. St. PEERLESS CAFE FRED W. CLEALAND, Prop. See A. G. Alrich for proper form in society stationery and dance programs. 744 Mass. St. --ner.'' the place for Kodaks, Albert R. Kennedy DENTIST Y Bell 1515. Jackson Building. G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. Specialist in Diseases of EYE, EAR, Nose, AND THROAT Glasses Fitted. Satisfaction Office Over Dick's Drug Store. Take 'Em Down To Those Shoes You Want Repaired CHAS. C. SEEWIR CHAS. C. SEEWIR 917 Mass. St. Printing and Engraving INDIAN STORE. Best for skin protection; best 25c at Woodward's "Round Corner.'' the place for Kodaks, Films and Photo finishing. after shaving—'‘BOREALINE,' ner," the place for Kodaks, Films and Photo finishing Auto and Hack Livery. Open day and night. Caricature. Painting. Our Baggage handled. Household Moving. FRANCISCO & SCOTT Boarding and 17th through. phones 139. 808-812-814 Vt. Sttt. LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. Teaches Gregg touch Typewriting, for K. U. Students all Summer. Shorthand and Special classes School in session Diamonds, Watches, Clocks, and Jewelry. 717 Mass. St. Frank Koch The Tailor 727 Mass. St. Under New Management Your Work Solicited. ELDRIDGE HOUSE BARBER SHOP. Hodges & Hodges, Prop. Hodges & Hodges, Prop. Shaw, Whose. The Shop Where Students go. Lawrence - - Kansas SHOE REPAIRING 1017 Mass. FORNEY Particular Cleaning and Pressing FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE Lawrence Pantatorium 12 W. Warren Both Phones 508 DON'T BARK: Take Rexall Cherry Bark for the cough and relief is yours; 25c bottles at McCOLLOCH'S DRUG STORE.