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Friday, February 13, 1987 / University Daily Kansan
THE FAR SIDE
By GARY LARSON
"See Dick run. See Jane run. Run run run.
See the wolves chase Dick and Jane.
Chase chase chase. ..."
Worst Date Essay Contest Winners
First Place
"Girls don't make passes at boys who tape their glasses to their foreheads," By Emmie Kennott
Second Place
"Unlucky in Love"
By Betsy Rhodes
Third Place
"One Fine Evening"
By Stacy Wiegam
Special Thanks to Debra Graber Bill Getz Charmaine E. Buckley and KJHK
The winning essays are on display on the Fourth Floor of the Kansas Union.
Sponsored by Student Union Activities
Haskell
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all reservation Indians lived below the poverty level and 50 percent were unemployed.
I've seen those issues. I've lived those issues," Wayne Barnett said. Barnett "a Haskell student and the author is somwhere at the University of Kansas.
Barnett said he couldn't have gone to college if he hadn't attended Haskell.
"I know they (Haskell students) cannot pay their tuition." he said.
The senate polled Haskell students and found that 52 percent of them would not be able to pay the proposed tuition without Pell Grants or tribal funds.
U. S. Rep. Jim Slattery, D-Kan, said yesterday at a news conference that the proposed Haskell was absolutely unacceptable.
"It's ludicrous to say that students at Haskell could find funding anywhere," Masquai said.
Slattery said the proposal was a way to undermine, if not destroy, Haskell.
Masqua said it was not surprising that the Reagan administration would propose cutting those funds, when it wanted to cut in half financial aid to all students.
But, "He seemed chauvistic and patronizing. We weren't at all right for each other," she said.
Kennicott said Spock wasn't a horrible person.
Kennicott's essay will be read over KJH-KF 91.5 radio at 5:30 p.m.
today.
Valentine
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In the spirit of its theme, SUA has scheduled an unlucky-in-love graffiti wall at the Wescole Hall cafeteria from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., said Gene Wee, SUA adviser. SUA will provide markers so that creative doodlers and scribbblers may air their views on unreturned love.
SUA also will sponsor carriage rides, which were a big success last year. Wee said. For $2.50 each, couples can snuggle into a carriage while Mel Garrett, a Kansas City, Mo., resident, slowly drives the horses on a 10-minute ride across campus.
The Kansas Union Jaybowl also is sponsoring two-for-one bowling from 6 to 11 p.m.
"Gone With The Wind." SUA's weekend movie, fits into the unlucky theme, as poor Scarlet O'Hara just can't get her act together quickly enough to snag Rhet Butler.
More cheery are three Cary Grant movies — "His Girl Friday," "Penny Serenade" and "Amazing Adventure" — that will be shown in the Kansas Union Traditions Room from 6 p.m. to midnight.
The food service department at the Kansas Union will give away 15 packages of chocolate chip cookies in a drawing at 10:30 a.m. in the Kansas Union. The cookie snack bar to Be eligible, students have sign up by 3 p.m., yesterday in the deli.
Besides today's campus activities, Lawrence merchants are offering numerous ideas for creative gift-giving.
The Valentine holiday this year has been especially profitable for Undercover, a lingerie boutique at 21 W. Ninth St., said employee Leslie Summers, Overland Park junior.
"We don't know why, but we think it's the weather," she said.
On Campus
Summers said one of the store's hottest-selling items was a French cheese.
"It leaves nothing for the imagination," Summers said.
She said the store gets many embarrassed male customers.
"They're a lot of fun," she said.
"They're my favorite customers."
Balloon or flower arrangements also are common Valentine's Day gifts.
Pendleton Flower and Gift Shop,
600 Lawrence Ave., has sold several
hundred orders for the dozen long-
stem roses, said Alan Daymude, a
store employee. The store expects
even more orders to pour in at the
last minute.
The Heart Shoppe, 17 W. Ninth St., specializes in Valentine's Day gifts. Employee Jean Guess said men's and women's underwear decorated with red hearts were selling well.
The Kansas Scholastic Press Association regional contest for high school students will begin at 9 a.m. today at the Kansas Union.
■ A celebration of Susan B. Anthony's birthday is scheduled for 2 p.m. today in the Strong Hall rotunda.
■ Ecumenical Christian Ministries will show the film "Ventil" at 7:30 p.m. today at Ecumenical Christian Ministries, 1204 Aread Ave.
UNLUCKY IN LVE A Friday the 13th Valentine's Celebration
Express Your
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The Unlucky in Love
Graffiti Wall
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in Wescoe Cafeteria on Friday, February 13th Sponsored by Student Union Activities
VALENTINES DAY BASKETS DELIVERED
FREE!
Lawrence's Unique
Shopping Experience.
* Valentines Baskets $5.00 to $100.00
* Vormerher's Gallery
  * Shop
    a Shop
- Lingerie Shop
- Lingerie Shop
* Candles
ROUNDTOWN Mall
2859 FOURWHEEL DRIVE
842-6454 / 749-0744
Photography by Nathan Ham
Rugged good looks in a classic denim jacket.
Sale ends 2/20
Black Denim...$2999 Plaid lined and unlined in black denim. Adult sizes.
The Levi's $® Denim jacket
Students... $2999 plaid lined pre-washed grey, black in student sizes.
Blue Denim...$3999 Blanket lined prewashed blue denim. Adult sizes.
UNLUCKY IN LOVE A Friday the 13th Valentine's Celebration
Change Your Luck on Friday the 13th
Worst Date Essay Contest "Gone with the Wind" Graffiti Wall at Wescoe Cafeteria Evening Carriage Rides
Crew neck sweatshirt with bear design "Cuddle up with someone from KU" Regular price $17.95; now $13.45.
10% off all Jayhawk gifts and clothing items (including sale items All video tapes $1 for a weekend rental; reg. $2.50 Lifetime video membership only $7.50; reg. price $10 (includes 4 free rental coupons)
In the Traditions Room, 6 p.m. until midnight, free Cary Grant movies: "His Girl Friday" "Penny Serenade" "Amazing Adventure"
Fifteen gift packages of one dozen chocolate chip cookies will be given away to names drawn. Drawing at 10:30 a.m. in the Big 8 Deli/Snack Bar. Sign up by 3 p.m., Thurs., Feb. 12.
Wescoe Cafeteria Line: Free 10 oz. Cherry Coke with purchase of any sandwich
Wescoe Cafeteria Deli: Free Valentine's Day cookie with any purchase at the Deli
Jaybowl: 2-for-1 bowling. 6 p.m. to 11 p.m. Cinnamon Bears at $1/lb; 50 cents/half lb; 25 cents/quarter lb at the Burge Union Information Counter
Kansas Union Information Counter Plain and Peanut M&Ms— 1 lb for $2; or create your own Valentine with three choices of Valentine candy and two different box sizes, 35 cents and 75 cents (at the Kansas Union Info Counter)
February 12—15 Any C—41 (110, 126, 35mm or disk) film processing only $1.99 a roll (any number of exposures) value up to $6.27 Reprints from color negatives 15 cents each; reg. price 21 cents each. Enlargements from color negatives 5x7 99 cents; reg. $1.29 8x10 $1.99, reg. $2.87
Sponsored by SUA and the Kansas & Burge Unions
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