CALENDAR THURS | SEPT 16TH THEOLOGY ON TAP THEOLOGY ON TAP Henry's on Eighth 5.30-7 p.m., all ages, free TRIVIA CLASH Record Bar, 6:45 p.m., 21+, $5 THE JUNKYARD JAZZ BAND American Legion 7 pm, free, all ages ARIEL'S PINK ARIELS PINK HAUNTED GRAFFITI Jackpot Music Hall 7-11 p.m., $10-$12, all ages BE SEEN PRESENTS: "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SPIN?" Granada 9 p.m. 18-40 MAGIC KIDS/CANDY CLAWS The Replay Lounge 10 p.m., $2, 21+ NEON DANCE PARTY NEON DANCE PARTY Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $1-$5, all ages FRI | SEPT 17TH FREE PLAY AT THE REPLAY Replay Lounge, 3-6 p.m., free all ages FREEKY FRIDAYS AT DUFFY'S WITH DJ BIZ Duffy's, 8p.m. - 2a.m. free, 21+ RETRO DANCE PARTY Wilde's Chateau 24 9 p.m.-2 a.m., $3-$5, 18+ COSMOPOLITICS Jazzhaus, 10 p.m. 12:30 a.m., 21+ SAT | SEPT 18TH LIVE DUELING PIANOS Barrel House, 8 p.m. 2 a.m., $2-$3, 21+ OPEN MIC AND JAM9 Cross Town Tavern, 7 p.m., free, 21+ TANGO BOOTCAMP Kansas Union 2 p.m.-6 p.m., free, all ages DONALD FAGEN/ DONALD FAGEN/ MICHAEL MCDONALD/ BOZ SCAGGS Starlight Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $40-$126, all ages LIVE DUELING PIANOS Barrel House, 8 p.m. 8 p.m.-2 a.m., $2-$3, 21+ Duffy's, 9 p.m., free, 21+ OPENJAM KATAUAKU 'em' em Up Jacks, 10 p.m., free KARAOKE THE CLUB WITH THE CUBB WITH DJ PARLE* Fatso, s. 10 p.m., $3, 21+ SUN | SEPT 19TH MIDLAKE/ROGUE WAVE Granada, 7 p.m., $15, all ages **SMACKDOWNI** The Bottleneck 7:30 p.m. - free - $5, 18+ CHRISTMAS Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ PEACE CORPS APPLICATION WORKSHOP Kansas Union, 7 p.m.-8 p.m. free, 18+ ORIGINAL MUSIC MON | SEPT 20TH LAWRENCE ARTS CENTER 940 NEW HAMPSHIRE ST. MONDAYS The Bottleneck 9.p.m., 18+ FUZZ NASTY Jazzhaus, 10 p.m.-2 a.m., 21+ VENUES THE BOTTLENECK 737 NEW HAMPSHIRE ST HONKY TONK SUPPER CLUB Record Bar, 7 p.m., free, 21+ HIT-OR-MISS TUES | SEPT 21TH Lawrence Arts Center, 7:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m. CLUB NITE SWING Kansas Union, 8 p.m.-11 p.m., free, all ages KARAOKE KINGDIM! Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., free, 18+ BLUES TUESDAY WITH BRYAN NEUBERRY Gaslight Tavern, 7 p.m., free, 18+ BKE FIELD Veterans Park, 8 p.m.-10 p.m., free, all ages SCARY LARRY KANSAS RIKE 2010 WED | SEPT 22TH BOB WALKENHORST DINNER HOUR SHOW Record Bar, 7 p.m. free, all ages PRIDE NIGHT LIVE ACTION PUB TRIVIA SHOW AT CONROY'S Conroy's Pub, 7 p.m. $5, 21+ PRIDE NIGHT Wilde's Chateau 24, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., $5, 18+ BRENT BERRY'S ACOUSTIC JAM Jazzahus, 9 p.m.-1 a.m., $2-$3, 21+ LITTLE TEETH/COLONY COLLAPSE/KARMA VISION Replay Lounge Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ STONEHAVEN/ MELTING POINT OF BRONZE/ELECTRIC SLEUTH CITY Record Bar, 10 p.m.-2 a.m., $7-$9, 18+ JOJO HOSPITAL A faint and quivering voice from downstairs called my name: "Kelllllcliiiii...?" Again with a bit more urgency and volume: "KeLLLLCCCIII!" I knew this could mean only one thing — there was a mysterious creature in our house, and I was being summoned to kill it. As I neared the dining room, I saw my frightened roommate, Anne, crouched outside her doorway, where the most hideous thing I have ever seen lurked. This wasn't your average bug — it was a sickening mix of giant spider and cricket, with its hind legs higher than its two-toned black and brown body. Oh, and it jumped. No less than three feet in the air. Armed with a bottle of home defense killer bug spray, the third roommate, Kelly and I began spraying the shit out of the sucker until it died. Little did we know this creature had superpowers, bounding away as we doused it with rounds of bug spray. Eventually, we coated him with enough toxins that he froze in standing position. I'm sure his demonic soul lived on. After a quick googling of "mutant spider cricket from hell," we discovered its scientific term — CamelCricket The killing of the camel cricket(s) — there were more — isjustone ofthe many adventures we've faced. The air conditioning broke for the second time, and last Thursday we mourned the loss of Gus Gus, the mouse we trapped. But I just laugh at these inconveniences. When else can I put off productivity for an hour to kill a beastly insect in the TV room? Besides, the pros of our house outweigh the potentially hazardous cons: the Wheel's Wang burger is five minutes away, climbing hills to campus tones on calves, and there are endless amounts of wine-drinking and people-watching to be had on our porch at night. Whether it's been the less-than-perfect house of horrors or the white-washed prison cell room of McCollum freshman year, each place I've lived has given me a new environment and community to interact with. Be sure to check out Josh's story on page 13 for other types of community living. The way I see it, there's no better way to spend my last year at KU than in an ancient house on Tennessee Street with so many of my friends. Oh, I guess the girls are cool too. 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INDEX To view photos of student architecture projects visit kansan.com/photogalleries Classifieds...4B Crossword...4A Cryptoquips...4A Opinion...5A Sports...10A Sudoku...4A TODAY'S WEATHER SATURDAY 87 61 Isolated T-Storms SUNDAY Isolated T-Storms Chris Neal/KANSAN All contents, unless stated otherwise. 2010 The University Daily Kansan Chris Neal/AP Tiffany Lau, a senior from Wichita, jumps over a wall as she trains for the Next Level Games competition this Saturday. Lau is one of a few KJ students competing in the competition that consists of an obstacle course, a strong man portion and a prowler challenge. Students to compete in 'Strongman' games BY GARTH SEARS gsears@kansan.com Need a tow truck? For Skyler Farley, a junior from Lawrence, pulling a truck with his bare hands isn't a big deal. That's why he'll be at Watson Park on Saturday, participating in the 2nd Annual Next Level Games, which include the "Strongman Challenge," the "Prowler Challenge" and an obstacle course. The competition will be from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. The "Strongman Challenge" involves pulling a truck, flipping a 450-pound tractor tire end-over-end and a "farmer's walk" of hauling heavy items through a course. Farley said he participated in an internship at the University of South Florida during the summer, where he worked out with a group of people training for "strong man" events. Now he incorporates it into his regular workouts, and said it helped him with normal weightlifting. "It's like, 'Oh, I just pushed a truck or I flipped this tire,' Farley While he said the truck pull didn't require much attention to mechanics or timing — "it's pure effort" — the tire flip does. "Your time can be completely screwed up if you keep putting your hands in the wrong spot," he said. With the technical complexity of simply flipping a tractor tire, it isn't surprising that there are "strong man" classes offered locally. said. "Everything seems easier after that." Chris Dellasega, a second-year graduate student from Pittsburg, is a strength coach for Next Level Fitness — the company hosting the competition — and has instructed a "strongman" group. He'll be helping run the event Saturday. He said that it could be difficult to train for a "strongman" event because many weightlifting techniques pinpoint one thing, while tire flips and truck pulls use multiple muscle groups in different ways. To put it differently, flipping a tire is a three-dimensional effort, compared with bench pressing "One of the best ways of getting good at flipping a tractor tire is to flip a tractor tire," he said. something up and down. Although the "Strongman Challenge" is the most unusual part of the Next Level Games, the two other stages are designed to give the competition some balance. The "Prowler Challenge" requires competitors to push a weighted sled, similar to what a football team uses for practice, and an obstacle course that focuses on agility. Dellasega suggests mimicking the event as closely as possible in training. "We're not just looking for big, bulky people or bodybuilders who aren't functional," said Laura Richards, who co-owns Next Level Fitness with her husband. She said about 40 people had signed up so far this year, compared with about 50 last year. A team of three University of Kansas track athletes will also be competing Saturday, despite not New coach will create stability -4 JUDO | 6A SFE STRONG ON PAGE 3A The club appointed a coach who is familiar with the club and will help to move them in the right direction. KU student to appear in court CRIME | 3A A 4 Teen accused of rape begins legal process and will learn the date for his first hearing.