THE FAR SIDE
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University Daily Kansan / Monday, February 8, 1988
By GARY LARSON
Out there, ominously moving toward its destiny, was a truck with Reuben's name on it.
STORY or PHOTO IDEA?
Call 864-4810
The
announces its
Black Student Union
on Monday, Feb. 8, 198 in the Jayhawk Room of the Kansas Union at 6:30 p.m.
General Assembly Meeting
Classified Ads
ANNOUNCEMENTS
HELP FOR COLLEGE? 794s of Financial
**MISCONFERENCE**
P.O. Box 1744, Lawrence, 60044
ACADEMIC SKILL ENHANCEMENT
Improve time management,
reading, listening skills.
daily, February 11; 6:30 a.m. p.m. 300-
Free; Student Assistance Center, 121 Strong.
GAY MENM. The University Counseling Center
Wednesday from 4:38 p.m. on Larry Karrer
Wednesday from 10:30 a.m. on Larry Karrer
CASH FOR COLLEGE  Loans. Grants, Scholarships. There is still plenty of money available.
Rahal adhikari addresser, envelope for envelope to Rachal adhikari PO 108 8219 Village of Oakcreek, A6341.
High Pay, high prices for invitation used "faded"
High Pay, high prices for Invitation Used "faded"
Plymouth Thirteenth Closet 4% Vermont Tuesday 9-4
Thursday 10-5
SIGMA AHPPA VAL-G GRAMS Fun, balloons.
8 a.m. to 6 p.m. $3.75 each. Step by step
12 a.m. to 6 p.m. $3.75 each. Step by step
MASSAGE FOR YOUR VALENTINES! Why bother with messy chocolate or dead flowers when a message gift certificate makes your 'sweetie feel loved and revitalized? No bother to order Lawrence Massage Therapy at 81-0626 for order. Remember, Aphrodite massage.
...
Pre-Business Sophomores
Applications for the School of Business
Fall 1988
. apply at Window 3 in Strong Hall
Call 864-3844
...
ENTERTAINMENT
J & M FAVORS AND FLASHBAK FOTO The perfect combo. Quality party favors and fast party pics. 843-8770 or 841-4349 to book your next party.
MUSC***** MUSC***** MUSC***** MUSC
P.A. and Lights, Maximum Audio Wizard
A.D. and Lights, Maximum Audio Wizard
GRET INTO THE GROOVE Metropolis Mobile Sound, Superior sound and lighting. Professional club and radio DJ. Hot spots. Maximum Party Thrust. 841-7083.
Are you cold? Come warm up tropical style.
Are you sick? Come rest in ARMENVILI
PARTY Knights of Columbus Feb. 13
AT YOUR REQUEST is Lawrence's Best and
One of the Top Places for Music and Lighting for
Occasion 841-1405
FOR RENT
Not satisfied with where you're living? Naismith Hall has one female space available for improvement. Our dedicated, individual lease liability, excellent "A.U-B-Can-Eat" meals, paid utilities, weekly staff meals and other benefits are best housing options at KU! For more info, call or come by Naismith Hall, 813 Manshid Drive, Thinking Creek.
AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY Completely furnished 3 bedroom apartment. Close to KU only. Available immediately.
Avail for Summer/Fall. Nice 3-bdr apart. With central air, Washer/Dryer & low upl. Excellent condition. Rent starts at $350/month. Call 749-2189 and leave message.
Completely Furnished Studios. 1-2-3 & 4 bedroom apartments. Many great locations, all energy efficient and designed with you in mind. Call 652-7255, or 749-2495. Mastercraft Management
Private clean rooms in rooinghouse 1348 Kensi
Clean rooms in rooinghouse 1345 UTISK
1264 1698 leave房间
Female roommate wanted to share nice 2 bedroom apartment at $175 & 1/2 utility. 841-2870.
Female rominate needed immediately! Own room in Sunrise Village townhouse. On bus rt. W/D. W/D. tennis courts, garage cheap rem竹 plus 1 unit. 3 fun rooms meet Call 841-6815.
Female roommate, preferably quiet and no smoker, needed to share 2 bedroom apt, with female Grad. student at Spanish Crest Ap1, 2W7 on bth route, b155/m plus utilities. Swimming pool; bathrooms in the grounds. If interested, call 843-9442 and ask for Elizabeth or Spanish Crest Ap1; at 841-6982
Female roommate needed for luxurious, 2-bdr. apt in Edinburgh place. Rent negotiable. *No deposit required.*
Rooms for rent. Kansas Zen Center, perfect for
people who like group living and vegetarian
meals. Competitive Rent, Carol Dermire 842-8909
(Oread).
Single room in apt with 2 young men. Shared kitchen, bath, living room and utilities; off-street parking; near campus. $125/mo. Call evenings-1-341-9542.
SUBLEASE. 192 bpr.  $285 month, low
price. 182 bpr. 443 month, low
price on bus route.
842 482 905 who answer 441 801 926
Get a Group? Common Goals? Spacious well-maintained house on quiet block near town & campus. 8 bedrooms / w/multiple kitchens & baths. 1200 sq ft. included. available. 6-8/88/88-94/84-84
Two Bedroom house near KU and shopping, off street parking. Available now. 381-310 days.
SUBLEASE 3 bedroom townhouse until May 19. Poberry's rent paid. You have to see this place to know if it's available. Sublease two bedroom apt. 375.00 per month and receive 400.00 per rent. Free Gas Water Call. Paid
BRAND NEW COMPLEX
SUNRISE APARTMENTS
MASTERCRAFT offers beautifully furnished apartments, various sizes, all great locations! Designed with the K.U. student in mind. Call 814-1212, 814-5255 or 794-4296.
NAISMITH PLACE
OUSDAHL & 25th Ct.
- Studios
Open the doors to an apartment with
- Private balcony or porches
* Laundry Facilities
and much more.
- Studios
- 1, 2, 3, & 4 Bedroom Apartments and Townhouses
- Garages
- Tennis Court
- Basements
- Fireplaces
- Microwaves
- Free Cable TV
- Close to Campus
- On Bus Route
Sunrise Place
9th & Michigan
Sunrise Terrace
10th & Arkansas
Sunrise Village
6th & Gateway
Call 841-1287
Mon - Fri 11:5
- Furnished or Unfurnished
- Open the doors to
- Furnished or Unfurnished
* Large Jacuzzi
* Fully equipped Kitchen
* Guest Suite
Naismith Place Apts.
25th Court & Ousdahl
841-1815
an apartment with: Two Bedroom
EDDINGHAM PLACE
OFFERING LUXURY 2 BR APARTMENTS
AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE
- Contract
* Swimming pool
* Free Showtime
* Satellite T.V.
* Exercise Weightroom
* Laundry room
* Fire place
* Energy efficient
* On-Site Management
841-5444
EDDINGHAM PLACE
1988 Chevrolet Cavalier 224 $995, Camara free Z-12.047, Montant Car as 325 $198,388, Ford Motor as 216 $295, Turbo Turbio $14.791, 1988 Mercury Cougar XH $19.853, 1988 Pontiac Fiero Coupe $489, Firebird $8.032, FACTORY warranties refinance financing, trade in. You choose option colors you want $8.449
Professionally managed by Caw Valley Management, Inc.
12 Spd Bike & Smith Corona Typewriter 749-3388
73 Crestline Home 12' 50" 2 BRE. Extra instruction through, new plumbing, completely reconfiguration, at 8:39 pm, or inquire 49th North St. 6. Lawrence
1982 Datum 282X Turbo Bkk & Grp two tone, windows, pbrks, steering, AM/FM stereo w/ cassette, beautiful car built 841-6702,
8b3-21-0276
100 WATT SYSTEM  BASE speakers, JVC Compact Dice. Dramatic TECHNICS Digital TU camera. TEAC Equalizer. Built in special cabinet with lock. fan surge protection 875. $416.697 David.
75 RICKENBACKER model 360-12 electric 12 string guitar. Blonde & beautiful, plays like a guitar. It has 5 days or 842-830 Camera. NikF XF with 426, tacque, and accessories $250 b.o. o. b. 1497.
--call fast!  Win: Best roomsate, Best Apert
fall!  (Female, Orchard, Corrors for
fall) 892-3668
Kaw Valley Management, Inc.
Try cooperative learning. SUNFLOWER HOUSE.
749-8671, ask for Ann, Deb, or Tom.
FOR SALE
For Sale: 24 "Panasonic DX 3000 triatriplex Bicycle
1868 Model Must sell. Mell 749-740 between
80-85mm
Moving Sale, Apple iColor monitor, software,
study desk with chair, small couch, single bed,
bedroom set. All must go - Best offer. 842-0765
between 3-9.
****MOTHALL GOOD USED FURNITURE*
512 E.9th, 762404
Hot Bargains **Drug dealers** cars, boats,
bicycles. Buyers are advised.
beds (855) 67-6000 ext. +7978
Men's Skis Gloes found at Financial Aid table for fee payments tablets with description
A green stone carving with gold colored accents is the centerpiece of the theatre on the parking lot. Sentimental value.
For sale: 100 Watt Yamaha Speakers, Excellent Condition. Must get rid of, 175.0, 841.739
Artist needed for screen printing business. Flexi-
time schedule a must. Introduce portfolio callio
with resume. Send resume to: Artist Needle Co., 101 W.
Activity Assistant: 16 hours per week, evenings
and evenings; 16 hours per week, Tongonke
Nursing Center: 845-777-7
81 Honda 750 Interceptor, Low Mileage, Call
842-5618
Furniture and plants for sale. Call 841-4732.
Maintenance and care required.
CPST0158 "DOS $2,604 Start" Prepare Now!
Workbook (WORKBOOK) $2,604 Start Exam
Workbook (WORKBOOK) 91-944-4444. Eid 13.
LOST: much cherished bracelet w/ black bands
made of silver and brass pieces appears
very unique. Brown & white fabric.
NAGEL, Evan, Mukai, Phiar, Lichtenstein,
Warhol, Honner, Monet and many more. Posters
on the wall are available. Books below retail.
If interested call Hobert. 484-567-8900
Rock-nell - Thousands of used and rare albums
10 a.m. to 5 p.m. on every Saturday and Sunday
Quantrill's Pie Market, 811 New Hamshire.
GOVERNMENT JOBS. $16,040-$32,900/jr. Now Working
You Are (Ages) 87-105) 876-600 use online.
(Call) 212-878-3000.
HELP WANTED
SALTWATER 55 gallon aquarium set up. Com-
pile with pump,鱼 and accessories. Call
(801) 723-2941.
Help Wanted waiters, waitresses, night auditors,
and housekeepers. Apply in person at Park Inn
Council Bluffs.
DELIVERY DIRECTORS NEEDED. must have a valid ID and apply evenings at Pyramid Plaza 6th A&H Ohio in Desperately seeking students. Be part of a special team help care for home-bound clients in this growing program. Join the VNA private training call. Call Coach Douglas County VA 843-7383 E.0E.
Snow skis. K2 710 Shalom 10s with aslanon
machines, 40 lb. ski pack, 40-inch skis, 40"
$9.95 Days @ k2shalom-3691. Max. Eaves
for skis.
AUTO SALES
WATERBREED Baffled mattress, heater, headboard, badded rails. Suction comfort, quality.
Yamaha taucher TX-500U. Yamaha double cassette
Yamaha taucher amp AMP-V50
Reasonable 243.187 MTQ
179 Chevy Malibu 110 B, A/C, Cassette, AM-FM,
New Transmission, *450 KBO*. Call Luke 841-969
186 Escort GT. Silver and Black. Excellent condition.
*33,000 miles*. Call 843-747-667
**user manager/secretary:** 25-30 hours beginning.
General office duties include telephone
conference, answering calls, and
Small bus. growing rapidly. Must be a self-
learning student. Call Jennifer
842-6284. Work study predefined.
Need money for spring break? I need a few students to help me sell MEIL HIBBURGS in their home country.
Need a job where you set the hours? Be an Avon Rep. 843-9034 evaes
Rewarding Summer for sophomore and older college students in Colorado mountains working with wildlife, many outdoor programs. Write now: include program interests and goals. Sanborn Conservation Center offers wilderness education, many outdoor programs.
RESOFT HOTELS. Crussette, Airbnb & Air
services. Located on the Northwest Coast,
for summer jobs, internships and career pos-
sitions. For information & application; write
National College Recruitment, P.O Box 8074 Hilton
Part-time housekeepers wanted. If you enjoy cleaning and are meticulous, Buckingham Palace will accept them. A phone call may be available over breaks. Owen transportation. Pine's Garden Center is taking applications for seasonal employment. Must be able to work on-site. Likely in person at 1230 N. Shrimp, Lawrence.
Student Rep. for Bahamas Trip. Earn free trip
plus cash. Call 317-754-761
SUMMER EMPLOYMENT at Camp Lincoln-Camp Hubert - Minnesota resident summer camp counselor. Requires children required, along with activity skills and teaching experience. Specify job information in the Job Description box on Placement Center - Burge Union. Sign up, for personal interviews to be held on campus.
Summer Jobs! **1** from Minnesota's finest summer youth schools, seek college age students to work as counsellors. Employment is from June 15-29 and from July 30-September and interview Jeff at JEff-313-506-Ext. 310
Wanted: Part-time administrative assistant for imaginative computer firm. Phone answering, computer entry, must enjoy learning. Seen LAB 1419, W. 4th Street, Lawrence, KS. 66044.
Total tape review course for all four parts of CPA exam for $500 an offer. New one is $500). Used once to pass CPA exam on first try - call after 6 p.m. at m.l.at 326-5694
MISCELLANEOUS
UMC'S COPIES
4¢
25th & Iowa • Holiday Plaza • 749-5192
PERSONAL
A Personal Message To Whomeover JESUS
I am the bread life, it be that motch to me
I am the bread life, it be that motch to me
我 shall never thirst." I "am the living bread
which came down from heaven, if any man eat of
it and take a bite of it, I will give it to
that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for
the life of the world." From a student saved by
GRADUATIN SENIOR SEEKING COMPANION FOR EXCITING TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS! ENJOY SAILING, SCUBA DIVING, ISLAND HOPPING AND MORE IN FREESTOP ON THE GRAND BAHAMAS ISLAND YOU MUST BE 21 OR LONGER FIVE. CALL TROPICAL BOB 843-389-390
Discover recovery thru shared experience and
nursing support. Mail resume to:
Overseer, Memorial Monday 7-8:30.
Memorial Hospital, 325 Malein. For confidential
information, write P.O. Box 3424
Lawrence 66406
DAWN'S Happy 1st birthday. Now that you're
playing golf, let's go to the store and pick
for a more enjoyable LVa. you, the sidekick.
Happy birthday.
Hey. BIG BOO! Sorry this is in a diamond earring case.
Hey. RIG BIG BOO! Now I'm wearing
have you ever considered sailing in Robinson's Pool? Want to learn to sail? Join KU's sail club. Weekend sailing, inter-college racing, water sports, or for our at Tues. and 843-6814 for more info.
J. Monster *Happy 20th birthday boob queen! You're the best roomie. "You home run hitter!" We love you and hope you like 'yo' cabbage! Luv, Jugsy & Brewski."
`Don't get mail and get even!!` Send a bouquet of
thanks to your friends at holidays, holidays, holidays, or signifying the end. Each bouquet comes with a personal message. Pick up or
send it to your friend. Pcall `SWEET`
`REVEAGE` at 749-7533.
To the girl in my Comas Class last semester. Happy Valentine's Day. One look as it took. Please give me a call if you'd like to meet me. I'm in the book. Derek.
FAST, ACCURATE, DEPENDABLE $5. M-F.
TPC-C tables, manuscripts, these, etc. TOP-SHOT
FILES.
NIBLER — since there is NOTHING I could DO
HA BIRTHMER! LAXKY XOX! SELLELS
BIRTHMER! LAXKY XOX! SELLELS
Wass, your one hot fab habe. Can't wait until fright night, right in bargain. What about votive candles? You can have them.
Cheri I LOVE YOU L.B.S.
Hide a secret message inside a jizzed-up balloon bouquet. Call *Ultrasound Balloon University* 841-7566. Some cosmetics can give you complimentary facial features. Also individually. Call *Ultrasound 841-2377 for info and ask me.*
BUS. PERSONAL
Available Only at THE ETC SHOP
SENIALFILINGERIE & SWIMWEAR. HAVE
SENIALFILINGERIE & SWIMWEAR.
HAVE SENIALFILINGERIE &
handling to, 10:30 AT "N'LACE P.
GAGE."
The Comic Corner N E Corner of 23rd & Iowa
L N E C H O U R S OF L A N D A
841 - 4294
Bloom County t-shirts & books
Role-playing, war games and
miniatures, Star Trek, Japanese
Comics and more!
South Padre Island deluxe condominiums - the new Fi. Lauderdale for Spring Break. Call 1-898-HI-PADRE or your travel agent for reservations.
ACE Association of Collegiate Entrepreneurs
Want to start your own business?
Find out from someone who already has
New members are welcome
Date: February 11, 1988
Time: 7 o'm
SERVICES OFFERED
Place: Pioneer Room
Level 3, Burge Union
Speaker: Craig Reitz. From
Nevada Bob's Golf and Tennis
$10 Value when presented toward new patient services. Spinal Exam . Dr Johnson, Chiropriatro,
Become a Valentine always remembered, with a
thank you note. Visit Grace at
Phillip's Place 780-390-FREE.
HAIR CUTS $2 off with KU ID for the months of January and February. Ask for experienced hair stylist, Ann Reamey at Standing Ovation, 14 E Ace, 749-0771
**HELP:** Frustrated by red tape? Needing a
touch of humor? "call the UNIVERSITY INFORMATION
SYSTEM!"
Job resumes that get results. Satisfaction
garanteed. Call 749-4464
**DRAWING GRAFFITH SERVICE**
Eschhauer process, drafting & coloring. Art & Design Building, Room 204, Room 168, 923-758-2121
MATH TUTOR since 1976, M A., 48/hour, 843-9032
(p.m.)
Pregnant and need help? Call Birtbirth at 843-6821. Confidential help/free pregnancy
Prompt contraception and abortion services ii
Lawrence, 841-5716.
Lawrence 943107
WARNING Statistics, Economics,
and Mathematics All levels. Call
Dennis
SUNFLOWER DRIVING SCHOOL. Get your driver's license without patrol testing upon successful completion. Transportation provided. 841-2316
TUTORING $6.50/hr. MATH STATISTICS and
SCIENCE statistics, #years experienced 841-3044. M.S.
statistics, #years experienced 841-3044.
TYPING
1-1,000 pages. No job too small or too large. Accept
plain text typing and wordprocessing work.
824-795-3480
1-A1-Reliable Typing Service  Tern papers,
typed, IBM Electronic Typewriter. 942-326
- plus Typing : Letters, resume, themes, law typ*
* files : Letterheads, thesis,凭证 842 754*
* or 843 6271 weeks and weekends.
+ typing Tisting. Resumes, thesis, law typ-
ing 12 years of experience. Cate Torry 484-729
or 843-727.
1-der Woman Word processing. Former editor transforms your serbsite into accurately spelled and punctuated, grammatically correct pages of letter-quality type. 843-263, days or evenings.
Donna's Quality Typing and Word Probing.
Dona paper, theses, dissertations, letters,
resumes, applications, mail lists. Letter quality
printing. Spelling Corrected. 842-2747
Call R.J.'s tipping service for all of your typing needs. 841-9942 before 9 p.m. please.
processing with letter quality printer, 843-7643
AAA TYPING Word processing breakcheck,
1$ip, doublespace, pica. After 5pm M-F-
anytime weekday, 842-1942
KSECRETARY Typing, word-processing.
Aufkortable, fast, accurate. Spelling correct,
letter quality. Pickup on campus. Monica 841-8246.
Evenings-weekends.
Accurate, affordable typing experienced in term
writing, corrected in selective, selec-
tived spelling, corrected 843-8544
For professional typing/word processing, call Myra 841 4900. Spring special $12/pack, double cupcake
MOMMY'S TYPING, one day service 842-3378
Professional typing w/ 19 years experience
Online course
FAST, ACCURATE, DEPENDABLE Letter
TOP-NOTCH SERVICES 841-5022
TOP-NOTCH SERVICES 841-5022
Quality typing. Includes excellent spelling, gram-
matical correctness and reliable service.
Pack-up delivery available. 843-0247
www.delivery.com
RESUMES: professionally typeet and Laser printed resumes. $10 package includes 30 professional resumes, including 25 for one price and 1/2 price of Kinko's and get it back in you 24 hours. Call today at 842 288. No answer. If you have any questions, call us at 842 288.
TYPNING PLUS assistance with composition, editing, grammar, spelling, research, theses, dissertations, papers, letters, applications. Resumes HAVE M.S. Degree 841-6254
Typing at a reasonable rate CALL 843.0111
TYPING Resumes, thesis, term papers etc. Call
749-3389
A WORLDTOCTORS. Why pay for typing when you can have the text in a review, thesis, dissertations, commercials?
WANTED
175% Monthly to share 2r brdu with 20 year old professionals Day 864-354. Evid 841-0842
Female roommate needed for nice, clean 2.5bf
room with private bath. Please contact
utilities * 841-8492 after 6 p.m. or walk
to the office.
Alvamar Country Club seeking sharp, creative individual with knowledge of merchandising and display - art and/or graphic design also valuable. Apply in person to Country Club.
Good home for two free, declawed, spayed, in-der,
beautiful, affectionate calico cats. Call
866-742-1234.
I need to buy CU ticket and Duke ticket for non-student. Please call 844.6121.
Needed: Third female housemate share exquisite new home beautifully furnished own room utilities paid! Near 19th and Naismith 841-1292 Cindy.
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY CLASSified Informatio KANSAN Mail-In Form
Roommate Share 2 bedroom Parking
Want, consider non-smok. 749-368.
Want, consider non-smok. 749-368.
Wanted: Day tickets to ISU or OSU Basketball game
Daytime: 10:25 728-528-07 Evenings: 10:49 962-039-
Wanted: Third male roommate to share
2-bedroom apartment. Call 749-4912 (7:10 p.m.)
WANTED: 2 RU Basketball for Feb. 13th.
Game will罚价 ticket. Call 841-6710.
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