2A NEWS THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN quote of the day "If you have two loaves of bread, sell one and buy a lily." — Chinese Proverb TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 2007 fact of the day Lilies have been cultivated for more than 3,000 years. Source:flowers.org.uk BONUS FACT: To the Chinese, lily means "forever in love." most e-mailed Want to know what people are talking about? Here are the top five most e-mailed stories from Kansan.com for Monday. March 26. 1 Alternative Reality 2. Two at a time 3. Dan/hen on the bench 4. Catching up with Christian Moody 2. Dar(r/n)ell off the bench 5. Documentary shows soldiers experiences The University Daily Kansan is the student newspaper of the University of Kansas. The first copy is paid through the student activity fee. Additional copies of the Kansan are 25 cents. Subscriptions can be purchased at the Kansan business office, 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall, 1435 Jayhawk Blvd., Lawrence, KS 66045. The University Daily Kansan (ISSN 0746-4962) is published daily during the school year except Saturday, Sunday, fall break, spring break and exams. Weekly during the summer session excluding holidays. Periodical postage is paid in Lawrence, KS 60544. Annual subscriptions by mail are $120 plus tax. Student subscriptions of are paid through the student activity fee. Postmaster: Send address changes to The University Daily Kansan. 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall, 1435 Jayhawk Blvd., Lawrence, KS 66045 et cetera contact us Tell us your news Connie Smith, Patrick Ross, Nicole Kelly, Paul Crapps, Daria Slipke or Nate McGinnis at 864-4810 or email us at nmcginnis@e Kansas newsroom 11 Stuart Fint-Hall 113 Jawayh Bvd. 145 Jawayh Bvd. (748) 864-4810 media partners KUJH For more news, Lulu at KUJH- TV www. Surfweek Cablevision Channel 31 in Lawrence. The student-produced airs at 5:30 p.m., 7:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. every Monday through Friday. Also, check out KUJH online at ku.edu. KIKH is the student voice in radio. Each day there is news, music, sports, talk shows and other content made for students, by students. Whether it's music, rock n' roll or reggae, sports or spe cial events, KJHK 90.7 is for you. jayhawk nooks&crannies: BY LINDSEY PARKER South Park (the actual park, not the cartoon) is serene, yet stimulating. Springtime birds chirp and a few young children swing on the monkey bars. South Park has been around since 1854, making it Lawrence's oldest park. Located on each side of Massachusetts Street near downtown, South Park is a short walk from Jayhawk Boulevard, but is far enough away to escape the hustle and bustle of a busy campus and focus on studying. South Park has a number of features that make it appealing to college students. Benches are scattered throughout the park and picnic tables allow students to sprawl out study materials. Depending on the weather, students can plop down under a shady tree or bring a blanket and study in the grass. The Roosevelt Fountain flows in the middle of the park next to a shady gazebo. The fountain was built in 1910 and President Theodore Roosevelt himself came to Lawrence for its dedication. For those necessary study breaks, visit the wading pool or flashback to childhood days on the playground. See if you can still clog the slide as well as you did in elementary school, or search for a four-leaf clover. Studying at South Park can be an all-day adventure. Bring friends and have a picnic while writing term papers or studying for tests. Take a walk around and view the scenery as you work. People watch. South Park is a quiet, off-campus area to study and there is no reason to avoid it — even if your name is Kenny. Edited by Ashley Thompson Lazy morning Phil Masturzo/ASSOCIATED PRESS Levesther Johnson takes his dog, an Italian Cane Corso named Armani, out for a morning jog Monday in Akron, Ohio. "I was lazy this morning," Johnson said. "I'm on the way to the gym myself. I wanted to make sure he got in a workout before left." What do you think? BRYAN BRADSHAW Topeka junior "I was thrown out of a night club in Cancun after peeing in a trash can and assaulting a waiter. BRAD PENDZINSKI Bartlett, ill. freshman "I had "sex on the beach" ...you know...like the drink." WHAT IS YOUR WILDEST SPRING BREAK STORY? BY RICHELLE BUSER NASTY STOBLEFIELD St. Louis, M. sophomore "I was caught vandalizing some private property and had to have my parents pick me up from the police KASEY STUBBLEFIELD station at 4 in the morning." ANDY IPPEL Overland Park junior "I helped a farmer artificially inseminate a cow in Pennsylvania." Stephen Dickey will present the Brownbag Discussion lecture "More than they could consume locally: History in the Balkans" at 12:00 p.m. at room 318 in Bailey Hall. We Stand Behind Dr. Adrian Melott will present the seminar "Biodiversity Cycles and Galactic Dynamics" at 12:15 p.m. at room 1089 in Malott Hall. The KU Wind Ensemble with the KU Kansas City Youth Wind Symphony will perform a concert at 7:30 p.m. at the Lied Center. Tickets are $7 public, $5 students and seniors. Dr. Carl M. Bender will present the seminar "Complex Classical Mechanics" at 4:00 p.m.at room 1089 in Malott Hall. on campus Helena L. Fillipsson, University of Gothenburg, will present the lecture "Benthic foraminifera - what do they actually record?" at 4:00 p.m. at room 103 in Lindley Hall. Prof William A. Barnett will hold a reception and book signing of "Inside the Economists Mind" at 4:00 p.m. at the Dole Institute of Politics. — Source: kuinfo.ku.edu Byron Caminero-Santangelo will present the Globalizations Seminar at 3:30 p.m. at the Seminar Room in the Hall Center for the Humanities. odd news If you've ever wondered how the Campanile works, you can attend one of the free concerts offered on Sundays at 5 p.m. A tour is provided after each concert. For details, check www.carillonku.edu. Woman wears crocodiles over border crossing The woman's shape raised suspicions at the Rafah terminal, and a body search by a female border guard turned up the animals, each about 20 inches long, concealed underneath her loose robe, according to Maria Telleria, spokeswoman for the European observers who run the crossing. JERUSALEM — A woman with three crocodiles strapped to her waist was stopped at the Gaza-Egypt border crossing after guards noticed that she looked "strangely fat," officials said Monday. Our Work, and WE CARE!" LAWRENCE "Even though she was veiled and covered, even with so many clothes on there was something strange," Telleria said. Domestic Domestic & Foreign Complete Car Care The woman said she "was asked" to carry the crocodiles. She was permitted to cross without the animals. AUTOMOTIVE DIAGNOSTICS 842-8665 2858 Four Wheel Dr. INC A touch of Irish in downtown Lawrence 1 2 >> 944 Massachusetts Red Lyon Tavern 832-8228 Time for some good food? 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