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A NUMBER OF THE NEW GEORGE
WASHINGTON DOLLAR COINS are MISTAKENLY
STUCK WITHOUT THE EDGE INSCRIPTIONS,
INCLUDING "IN GOD WE TRUST."
Surprisingly, America has suffered even
a single biblical plague yet.
2 PRESIDENT BUSH SEEN 5,200 MORE TROOPS FOR THE WARS IN AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ ON TOP OF THE 21,500 HE REDUCED IN JANUARY
What do the War in Iraq and Grey's Anatomy have in common? Really dumb people think both are great and get better with each episode.
CHRYSLER MOTORS RECALS
NEARELY HALF A MILLION
DODGE DURANGO AND JEEP
LIBERTY SLUS
so basically, if you have a poorly endowed dag, your vehicle is being毁。如果你 a really rare hire d bag with a really, really hurt you, worry, your Hummer isunning just fine.
FORMER REPUBLICAN SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NEWT GINGRICH ADMITS HE WAS HAVING AN AFIRF WHILE CRITICIZING FORME PRESIDENT CUNTON FOR His MARTIAL INFIDELITIES.
Gingrich unfortunately bought into the convenient but false belief that "what happens in Congress breaks stay in Congress. Break."
COMIC BOOK ICON CAPTAIN AMERICA IS KILLED IN A RECENT ISSUE BY A SNIPER'S BULLET.
As soon as he was able to stop crying, President Obama used the superhero's skills for an invasion of Iran.
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6 35TH TIME IN
KU MEN'S BASKETBAIL DEFEATS K-STATE FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS SEASON AND FOR THE 35TH TIME IN THE LAST 36 MEETINGS.
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Looks like Huggs has adapted to Manhattan and their quaint custom of losing every game to KU rather nicely.
WINEMAKER
ERNEST GALLO
DIES AT AGE 97
Fortunately for tacky,
tasteless wine drinkers,
Steve Franza is still alive
and healthy.
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BRADE DLIP, LEAD SINGER OF THE ROCK BAND
BOSTON, IS FOUND DEAD IN HIS MINE.
Although the cause of death is currently unknown, doctors have speculated that it was "more than a head cold."
A NEW UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH STUDY ASSERTS THAT GENETICS MAY BE THE REASON THAT SOME WOMEN ARE MORE ILL-TEMPERED THAN OTHERS.
The study is the subject of chapter four in the book, *My Girlfriend is Tring Grace*. 101 Remorse that Woman Can Have.
LAGUNA BEACH STAR JASON WAHER
IS SENTENCED TO TWO MONTHS IN
JAIL FOR DRINKENNY FUNCHING A CITY
WORKER AND TOUCH DRIVE DRIVER
10 And he seemed like a girl on the show.
14⇒ JAYPLAY 03.15.2007
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Chris Raine