23RD STREET AWARD WINNING IRISH BEERS
IRISH BOURBON STOUT IRISH DRY STOUT FIRKINS IRISH RED ALE
SHEPARDS PIE
CORN BEEF & CABBAGE
IRISH CREME & COFFEE
IRISH WHISKEY
WESCOE wit
**Girl 1:** Did you know if you stick gum in your nose, kind of acts like menthol and opens up your nasal passages?
**Girl 2:** Sick
Girl: I mean, I don't even know what I'm going to write about. I mean, I are beachers America?
Girl 1: Do you want to rec
movie tonight?
a movie tonight?
**G1** 2 Sure? You know what?
I should do. I should open up a place where people can rent books.
**G1** 1 like
Girl 1: (Pulls out a handful of one-dollar bills from her wallet)
Girl 1: I just... can't afford dollars right now.
Girl 2: You can't afford dollars?
Girl 1: I know, I need to go to the bank. These are all ones, i swear.
Guy 1: What do they call you,Wads?
Girl 2: Ohhh... stripper!
Laura Evers
It's happened to everyone:
You get home from class and realize something's missing from your bag if your lost item is not in the office of the building where you lost it, check the centralized Lost and Found at the KU library, Office 1501 Custine Dr. The Lost and Found room is a temporary home to many common items such as clothing, electronics, books
and accessories. And, every soo often, something as random as three garden gnomes turns up, says Captain Schuyler Bailey KU Public Safety Office, spokesman.
People trying to recover a lost item must be able to describe it, so engage or have something identifiable on valuables such as iPads, Bailey phones, something nice, don't make someone like you, someone took it. " Things get away from us, but there are a
lot of honest people walking around who turn in wallets full of money. "he says.
When any form of ID is turned in, the Public Safety Office will attempt to contact the person, he says, items are kept for three months, after that, reusable items are donated to charity organizations in Lawrence For more information about lost items call (785) 864-5910.
Katrina Mohs
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