Get your Brazilian... Carnival
Sponsored by KU Brazilian Student Association
featuring bands:
Lula & Afro Brazil Band
BATTLE OF THE COVER BANDS
Saturday March 10th Doors @ 9·18+
Featuring:
Hella Ivory,
Meridian,
Meat Magic, C,
Vanilla Funk, &
Imminent Domain
$2 JagerBombs,
Jager drinks
$2 Margartaville Tequila drinks
$2.50 Polar Ice Vodka drinks
$2.50 Maker's Mark drinks
$3 Fat Tire pints
DOORS @ 4
5P-8P • 18+
with Niloofar Shahmohammadi
08⇒ JAYPLAY 03.08.2007
I HAVE A CRUSH ON THE GUY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME IN CLASS, BUT IT TURNS OUT HE'S ENGAGED. IF I'VE NEVER EVEN MET THE GIRL, DOES THAT REALLY MEAN I HAVE TO RESPECT THEIR RELATIONSHIP?
LISA, JUNIOR
OK;Talking to him.Not OK; Everything else.
Now, truthfully, you wouldn't be able to steal a man away from a woman he truly cared about. So you can flirt all you want, kiss him, ask him out, but if he's into his lady, he'll refuse you every time. But you're being disrespectful if you do anything more than talk or flirt a little.
If he doesn't pursue you, then you're crossing the line. He doesn't ask
for your number? Well. then, don't offer it.
Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others as you want to be treated. You wouldn't want some little blonde coming at your boyfriend, so don't do that to some innocent girl. If you want to get a taste of the destruction you could cause, rent The Last Kiss — you'll think twice before doing anything. Besides, they never leave their fiances anyway.
I'M ATTRACTED TO TOO MANY WOMEN... HELP!
— JAKE, SOPHOMORE
And you need help with this? You're a sophomore in college surrounded by beautiful women — by all means, enjoy it. Casually date around and see what's out there. You'll learn a lot about women and have a lot of fun, too. Be good!
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READYMADE
On your way to the pool, beach or if you're stuck in Lawrence) a coffee shop this spring break, stop by the nearest bookstore to grab a copy of ReadyMade magazine. This DIY magazine is perfect for the college student operating on a small budget.The current issue features instructions for making apartment accessories that reuse household items. Bonus: Snarky letters from the editors, a regular feature titled "How did you get that F*&%ing awesome job" grace nearly every issue.
Becka Cremer
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SEE A MOVIE
After midterm tests and projects, everyone deserves a break. So pick a day over spring break to see one of the 11 movies to be released on March 16.
Choose from:
Sublime (R)
Caffeine (NR)
Adam's Apples (R)
Dead Silence (R)
IThink I Love My Wife (R)
My Brother (PG-13)
Nomiad (NR)
Premonition (PG-13)
Sunshine (R)
Tortilla Heaven (PG-13)
The Wind That Shakes the Barley(NR)
Source: Fandango.com
Becka Cremer