TABLE OF CONTENTS An appointment with the dentist is a mundane affair, the sometimes painful oral hygienic price we pay for living in a civilized society, it has little, if anything, to do with beaches and bikinis which is precisely why I'm so mad at my mother for scheduling two appointments for me during this year's spring break. Why I asked her, would you subject me to that torture when I could be eating breakfast burritos in Corpus Christi, Texas, or walking through Central Park in New York City, as Jennifer Denny recommends in "Destination: Spring Break" (page 10)? But for those of you taking a trip more glamorous than one to the dentist's chair, be sure to check out "Spring Break Countdown" (page 16). Lindsey St. Clair offers a day-by-day breakdown of things you'll want to do before you board the plane, from asking for time off of work to waxing away unsightly hair. But wherever you go, try to have more fun than Denny did on her last night (well, the morning after) in Las Vegas last month (page 19). Dave Ruigh, co-editor So thanks, mom. See you at the dentist's office. MUSIC AND EVENTS Rock Chalk Revue, Chin Up Chin Up and more ONE COUCH AT A TIME Crash with strangers and see the world for free PUTTIN' OUT THE VIBES Master the fine art of flirting DESTINATION: SPRING BREAK An insider's guide to the top tourist cities SPRING BREAK COUNTDOWN Day-by-day tips to prepare for your vacation speak 19 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS... The unhappy end to Jennifer Denny's Sin City bash THE COVER PHOTO OIL VITRATION / ANNA FALTERMEIER JAYPLAYERS EDITORS➤MAKIN' IT HAPPEN Becka Cremer Dave Ruigh DESIGNERS $\Rightarrow$ MAKE IT PRETTY Katherine Loeck Bryan Marvin CLERK→GETS AROUND TOWN Michael Peterson HEALTH ➡ GOOD FOR YOU Lindsey St. Clair Kim Wallace Elyse Wedner PHOTOGRAPHERS $\rightarrow$ MCGUYVER STUFF Amanda Sellers Anna Faltermeier PEOPLE ➔ KNOW EVERYONE Sam Carlson Jennifer Denny Anne Weltmer OUT ➔ HIT THE TOWN Matt Elder Jamey Hagen Claire Netzer 02→ JAYPLAY 03.08.2007 NOTICE $\Rightarrow$ TAKE NOTE OF IT Laura Evers Dani Hurst Katrina Mohr CONTACT ➤HELP YOUR LOVE LIFE Matthew Foster Nicole Korman WRITE TO US jayplay07@gmail.com CREATIVE CONSULTANT➤FOUR SEA CREATURES Carol Holstead JAYPLAY The University Daily Kansan 111 Stauffer-Flint Hall 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence, KS 66045 VOLUME 4, ISSUE 22