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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MONTHS,
MY BOMBY FRIEND HAS YET TO
MAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP OFFICIAL
on FACEBOOK.COM. SHOULD I
DO IT MYSELF? DO YOU THINK
THERE'S A REASON FOR THIS?
—— ALICE SYSPHORME
If it's been months and it's clear that you're in an exclusive relationship, then it should be clear on Facebook as well if that makes him uncomfortable then:
a) He's seeing someone else or (in some cases) another person
b) He's afraid of commitment
c) He's embarrassed by you
d) All of the above
Your choices are:
a) Settle for someone who feels like he's settling for you
b) Blose your self-respect
c) Walk away
Hint: The correct answer is c
MY GIRLFRIEND REFUSES TO GET TESTED FOR STDS, BUT I TOLD HER I WANT HAVE SEX WITH HER UNTIL SHE DOES. SHE SEEMED TO FEEL REJECTED BY THIS. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
GREG. SENIOR
Your girlfriend's Bermuda Triangle has obviously sucked in a few sailors, and who knows which ones had scurvy, ... or more pertinent to you a VD. She probably just afraid to find out the truth, as her cochook might have caught something that could be costly and, depending on what she's got deadly.
Don't do the deed until she's seen a doctor. You should help her out by paying for the procedure and realize that, unlike peeing in a cup, the standard for men, the procedure for women is much more invasive.
MY BOYFRIEND SAID HE WANTS TO PEE ON ME DURING SEX, I GOT TOTALLY FREAKED OUT, BUT HE TOLD ME TO "JUST THINK ABOUT IT." IS THIS NORMAI?
SANDY, JUNIOR
It sounds like a dog marking his territory, but its called urophilia and it's actually practiced by a small but significant percentage of humans. Should you give it a try? Maybe you should watch the movie *Golden Girls* before you do... these golden girls aren't four little old ladies. After that, if you're feeling like a golden shower, go ahead and try it. But if the thought isn't leaving you feeling
too clean, then go ahead and tell him
aren't comfortable with that. He might
be pissed off, but so what? Better to
be pissed off or pissed on!
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