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06→ JAYPLAY 02.22.2007
WESCOE wit
Girl: (hands Guy some cash)
Guy: What are you tipping me?
Girl: Would you just take it!
(tries to hand him the cash)
(tries to hand him the cash)
Guy:I'm not taking my clothes off here! This isn't a PG-13 movie!
Guy, why didn't you tell me she had a boo job? Girl I don't know. Guy, i mean I wouldn't have looked or anything, but I would have looked!
Girl 1: Hola!
Girl 1: Hola!
Girl 2: That means "hello."
Both: (screaming) In Puerto Rican
Guy I went to Cabela's this weekend.
Girl: Oh really, what's it like? I've never been there.
Guy Well, it's kind of like Bass Pro Shop.
Girl: I've actually never been there either.
Guy: Well, it's kind of like Cabela's.
Guy: **open newspaper**; Did you know that there's a section in *Joyrap* called Wescow it?
Girl: No, what's that?
Guy. Well, apparently they record funny things people say and put it in the newspaper.
Girl: Oh.
**Guy:** Dude, he totally got high and then took off his pants.
Laura Evers
WHAT it's LIKE TO BE A NUDE MODEL
Kevin Honan, independence, Kau, senior is standing naked in front of a class and everyone is staring right at other people. Other people's nightmares are Honan's job — he's an art model.
As an art model, Homan poses naked on a podium while an art class sketches him for anywhere between 45 minutes to three hours, being a model is harder than people think.
"It is more than sitting and standing." Honan says. "You have to be dynamic and interesting and put thought into your poses or you'll be boring and possibly uncomfortable."
The first time was the most intimidating because he didn't know how he would react and was worried about how people thought he looked physically Honan says this passed by of class and then he now focuses on what he's doing with people do with his poxes in their drawings.
his poses. Honan says.
He looks at all history books and takes note of different styles and eras and watches sports and action movies to get ideas for
"I do spend time in front of the mirror seeing what looks good from an artistic standpoint." Hronan says, "There is some pride and a bit of ego involved, despite the fact that I am completely naked in a classroom full of students."
Katrina Mohr
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