HAPPY HOUR MENU
IN THE JAYHAWKEE BAR AT THE FLORIDGE
MONDAY THRU FRIDAY, 4PM TO 6PM
$1.95 PER APPETIZER, WITH THE PURCHASE OF A DRINK IN THE JAYHAWKER ONLY-
BUFFALO WINGS (HOT OR MILD)
FRIED PORTABELLA MUSHROOMS
SPINACH & ARTICHOKE DIP
CHEESE QUESADILLA
SAUTEED MUSSELS
TRADITIONAL BRUSCHETTA
HAMBURGER SLIDERS
WEEKLY DRINK FEATURES
MONDAY: $2.00 BOULEVARD DRAWS
TUESDAY: $5.00 ALL WINES BY GLASS
WEDNESDAY: $2.50 IMPORT BOTTLES
THURSDAY: 2 FOR 1 MARTINI'S &
  2 FOR 1 DOMESTIC BOTTLES
FRIDAY: FEATURED WINE
SATURDAY: FEATURED WINE
SUNDAY: $3.50 ABSOLUT BLOODY MARY
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**Girl 1:** Why do they call it the Vietnam War?
**Girl 2:** Is there a war, if it was fought in Vietnam, why is it called the Vietnam War?
**Girl 2:** Is there a fight in Vietnam.
**Girl 1:** Then what was the war?
**Girl 2:** Think it was just called the War on Korea.
Girl 1: I couldn't believe it.
cried the whole night.
Girl 2: Geez, you're so fucking emo.
Guy: So, what plan B?
Guy: Well, it's a type of emergency birth control.
Guy: What?
Guy: You asked what plan B was.
Guy: You've meant what the next step. You know., plan B?
Girl 1: I know something that girl boyfriend doesn't even know.
Girl 2: What? How? How?
Girl 1: I heard her talking on her phone.
Girl 2: And?
Girl 3: She's cheating on her boyfriend.
Girl 4: Who?
Girl 5: With him.
Girl 6: With his brother.
Girl 7: Oh, huh.
© Dani Hurst
A trend that began last year is refusing to die, inspired by top celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, deep red and purple nail polish have become the hallmark of Hollywood and on camus
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