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20→ JAYPLAY 02.08.2007
Girl (shouting): Call me when you know the results of your pregnancy test
Girl: So I was talking about Prince Charles and his affair with Camila and I accidentally referred to her
Girl 2: Like from Harry Potter!
Girl Yeah
Girl: So this guy Facebooked me and said 'this might be kind of awkward, but did you per chance leg wristle a bunch of people on Saturday night?'
Guy: Weren't you wearing a pirate suit?
Girl: No, that was another night.
Girl: I'm telling you, she's the size of fifth-grade panty hose.
Girl 2: You mean she's upright?
Girl: Yeah, exactly
Girl 2: What?
Guy: Hey, dude. I heard that someone took a device in your shower tonight, is that true?
Guy 2: Yeah, actually it is.
Professor: The only reason you are here is because at the end you get a piece of paper.
Class: (laughs uncomfortably)
Professor: So we might as well go home
Girl: There she was in full Gemini persona, I didn't know how to respond to.
Girl 2: Totally I hate when she goes into her twin personalities.
Guy: Hey, how are you?
Girl: Um, fine. Do I know you?
Guy: You don't remember me?
me?
Girl No, should I? You don't
look familiar at all.
Guy: We had every class together last semester. We sat together.
Girl: Oh
Girl: She did what?
Girl 2: She kicked a dog, and then it bit her. Then she freaked out. For being such a traveler she didn't handle it very well. That's why natural selection exists. People like her should get rabies and die.
Guy (yelling): Hait, you girls.
I am your king.
Girl: How was your day?
Girl 2: Ugh, it was one of those face-melting days.
Guy (to girl): You would look so much better if you had your nose pierced.
Student (take question)
Professor: I don't know.
(long pause) So I'll make.
something up.
Girl: She's really nice...if she
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Guy: Oh, OK.
Girl: She's just not much of a talker.
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