HAWKED HEAVEN
Elizabeth Blasco
Chris Tackett
Elizabeth Blasco and Chris Tackett may have been the first pair to put it in print, but anyone can be a bitch.
Before the spring of 2014, KJ students never had sex, didn't masturbate and rarely had any fun at all. We well know things weren't bad, but since Chris Tackt and Elizabeth Blacore first began dining out advice every week in *joyplay* as the authoritative bioBtch = *Moon* vs. *Sun*.
tak on campus has been open, frank and... This week, take a look back on the first semester that Bitch + Moan entertained, enlightened and, no doubt, engaged students and professors. Chris and I were in a few. Best Off! of course, the current of our KU students try their hands at the strange,妙趣 world of sex advice. Also don't miss the latest from Niloafar Haohamhaidmi, who currently carries the Bitch + Moan
banner alone but doing the job of two exersuits.
Sit back off, unfurl a troj of Troians and enjoy.
BITCH
WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND GETS AROUSED, SHE STARTS BITING ME! IT HURTS AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO TELL HER to STOP ANY SUGGESTIONS?
12-> JAYPLAY 02.08.2007
Derek: Get that girl a mouthpiece a mouthguard, something. Ask a football player for a helmet with a facemask and turn it into a 7-fairy hat. Have fantasy that involves football player. Better for her to question your sexuality for you to end up with a flesh wound.
BILL, JUNIOR
FIRST PRINTED MAY 13 2004
Shannon: I think we have two options here. You could either not tell her and risk losing a chunk of your body like Eva Fosterghold, or you could tell her the truth. You either subtly say 'souch' the next time she takes a bibble or tell her to stop. If she breaks up with you because you don't like to be in physical pain during lovely slow time, its probably for the best.
Elizabeth: just show her the bite marks, and she'll get the picture. Tell her that although you like to get her hot you don't like to see her unable to stop, give her a pillow or something.
Chris: She isn't a baby who is so stupid; she doesn't think the pillow will work. She bites you to express how turned on she is but Elizabeth is right if she sees how hard she really bit you she'll probably tite it down a bit. Or call her a pussy.