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VENEZUELAN LAWMAKERS
UNANIMOUSLY VOTE TO GIVE PRESIDENT
HUGO CHAVEZ BROAD POWERS TO
MAKE LAWS BY PRESIDENTIAL DECREE.
If Henry Kissinger's famous quote "Power is the ultimate aphrodite," holds true Hugo Chavez just became one of the most men on the planet.
A HERPES OUTBREAK AMONG
WRESTLERS IN MINNESOTA PROMPTS
STATE OFFICIALS TO SUSPEND ALL
WRESTLING MATCHES AND PRACTICES.
almost exclusively see education I'm hesitant to work. Turing's writing no more is like telling me "I'll never stop."
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FRANCISCO MAYOR GAININ MAYOR APOLLOGIES FOR HAVING AN AFFIRMATION WITH His CAMPAGNIA MANAGER'S WIFE AFTER REVEYALES OF THE AFFAIR LIVED TO THE POPULAR CAPITAL IN THE INFER
TEXAS GOVERNOR
However, Mayor Newman refused to apologize for getting those inebriated and getting too drunk and getting too sober, or because, on man, on man, that was pretty awesome.
REV PRISY ISSUES:
AN EXECUTIVE ORDER
THAT ROLLLOWS ALL
SCHOOLHOUSES to BE
VACCINATED AGAINST
THE SEXUALLY
TRANSMITTED HPV VIRUS.
Because Governor Rick Perry will be damned if he going to get gentlewans from schoolgirl that "locks a loter let older I swear."
COMEDIAN AL FRANKEN ANNOUNCES HE'LL RUN FOR TUF U.S. SENATE IN 2008.
And if the idea of AFKran running for the U.S. Senate doesn't get you all hot and bothered, then you don't have a pulse.
PRESIDENT BUSH
PLANS TO SUBMIT
A REQUEST TO
CONGRESS FOR $100 BILLION
FOR FUNDING THE WARS IN
IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN.
To put that number into a perspective that everybody can understand, $100 billion would buy every person in the U.S. a舞伞 and leave enough money for a trip.
TWO MEN ARE
ARRESTED IN BOSTON
AFTER CAUSING A BOMB
SKYPLACE BY PLAYING
SEVERAL ELECTRONIC BLINKING ADVERTISMENTS ABOUND THE CITY IN A PUBLITY STUNT FOR A CAPTIONTON SHOW. Meanwhile the crass portographers who create Geey's Anatomy to roam free. Where is the unseen crowd?
KEVIN FEDERLINE
ISSUES AN APLOGY
TO THOSE WHO WERE
OFFENDED BY HIS
APPEARANCE IN A COMMERCIAL
AS A WORKER IN A FAST FOOD
RESTAURANT.
Too easy.
AUTHOR J.K.ROW
ANNOUNCES THA
AND FINAL
HARRY POTTER
BOOK WILL
DEBUT ON JULY 21.
This will also be the seventh and final time that paroled six offenders can come within 500 feet of a large group of children without fear of arrest.
KU MEMS BASKETBALL LOSES IN THE LAST MINUTE TO TEAMAS A9-696 Yesh, this loss pretty much gina me into a huge loss. I am a huge loser and nobody likes a team.
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