What Dave Ruigh and I learned during our first week as Jayplay editors...
- The emergency room can be a dangerous place (page 4).
- There are always more events we could put on the calendar — if we cut the photos (page 3).
- We each have a 2.08 percent chance of being diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma (page 7).
- Two gallons of water
  - without going Wii — is too much (page 6).
- "They" won't let you take peanut butter on an airplane.
- One can of Sparks costs $1.68 at Neighborhood Liquors, 1906 Massachusetts St.(page 11).
- Snow/ice storms are perfect reasons to meet your neighbors (especially if they're guys with ice scrapers)
Becka Cremer, co-editor
- B-A-N-A-N-A-S (page 14).
· The writer of Bitch *moan*
sometimes needs a break.
Don't worry, Niloofar will be
back next week.
ON THE COVER:
MODEL/JILL ASPLAF,OVERLAND
PARK FRESHMAN
ILLUSTRATION/ AMANDA
SELLERS
calendar 03 MUSIC AND EVENTS The Sex Police, Little Richard and more
KISS AND (MY FRIEND WILL) TELL How to break the bad news
WARRING LYMPHOMA One student's struggle with the disease
FOR PAIN OR FOR PARTY Popping pills without a prescription
health11 DRUNK AND AWAKE Caffeinated beers to give you a boost
BACK TO SEED On campus, a garden once grew
WHAT I LEFT BEHIND Frank Tankard and his little sister, Kitty
JAYPLAYERS
EDITORS> MAKIN' IT HAPPEN
Dave Ruigh
Becka Cremer
DESIGNERS>MAKE IT PRETTY
Katherine Loeck
Bryan Marvin
CLERK $\rightarrow$ GETS AROUND TOWN Michael Peterson
PHOTOGRAPHERS $\rightarrow$ MCGUYVER STUFF
Amanda Sellers
Anna Faltermier
HEALTH $\Rightarrow$ GOOD FOR YOU
Erika Bentson
Rikki Kite
Rachel Parker
PEOPLE ⊕ KNOW EVERYONE
Katherine Loeck
Frank Tankard
OUT→HIT THE TOWN
Carissa Pedigo
Caleb Regan
NOTICE ▶ TAKE NOTE OF IT
Jacky Carter
Bart Vandever
CONTACT $\Rightarrow$ HELP YOUR LOVE LIFE
Lisa Anderson
Megan Heffley
CREATIVE CONSULTANT→KNOWS A LOT
Holad Stolhe
WRITE TO US
jayplay07@gmail.com
JAYPLAY
The University Daily Kansan
111 Stauffer-Flint Hall
1435 Jayhawk Blvd.
Lawrence, KS 66045
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