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Girl: Do you know what that means?
Girl: What?
Girl: Peeling the label off beer.
Girl: No.
Girl: It means you're sexually frustrated.
Girl: No, it means I'm thinking about Sheryl Crow songs.
Guy 1: Look, these guys haven't talked to a girl since August.
Guy 2: Read the tension is way up.
**Guy 1:** We got lots of corn. We got lots of indian tribes. What am I talking about?
Guy 2: Nebraska.
Guy: Go ask him about his prospects for basketball
Girl: I might get hit.
Guy: Yeah, you're right.
Girl: he/sesist or misogynistic
Guy: I don't think he thinks less of women, I just think he thinks less of anyone but himself.
Guy: I want to see Julian Wright's balls in Leo Lyns mouth. That's why I came to school here.
Guy: J-E-T-SJETS, JETS, JETS!
Girl (shaking head) No.
Guy: No?
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The rush through any of KU, Dining Services' eateries is sometimes overwhelming when trying to get a quick bite to eat, but don't forget about those who have to clean up after you Pick up your truth, jee Wilson, a junior at the Underground. Many who eat at the Underground leave the remnants of
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Jumping into a hot tub might sound like a great idea during the winter months, but make sure you don't put yourself at risk if I chlorine levels aren't high enough the water is a happy home for bacteria, and if chlorine levels are too high, you may have a reaction like a skin rash or infection, say Justin Palace, sales manager at Swims & Sweeps Spa Pool & Fireside 1033 Vermont St. People with high blood pressure
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