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IS ASKING PEOPLE OUT ON FACEBOOK AN ACCEPTIBLE PRACTICE, OR IS IT STILL SEEN AS PRETTY CREEPY? THERE'S THIS GIRL I FOUND ON THERE, AND I D'LIKE TO ASK HER OUT, BUT FACEBOOK is MY ONLY WAY TO CONTACT ME. WHAT DO I INDULGED IN THIS SITUATION?
Niloofar. It is pretty creepy. But it's becoming more acceptable each day, I know of a married couple who met on MySpace. They've more than friendship, and Facebook has clearly seen its share of flirtatious pokes. Send her a message that contains no creepiness itself Stay away with body kisses, body oils and address what you have in common. I'm procrastinating on a paper by
BRAD SOPHOMORE
browsing profiles on Facebook,
I noticed you to Pokemon:
I didn't think anyone was
still into that anyway, I had
to send a fellow Pokemon
night. "Hey, night. Then wait. No response? Try a pokie Wait while before
sending another message. Still
nothing?" She's just not that into
you. Something? Message back
out. Didn't it come out. And don't feel like a creep.
She is the (dating) future.
Chris: Nilt pretty much nailed it. Send her a message she can choose to ignore. If you’re too scared to send a message to her, tell her you approach her in person! Embrace your cowardice and accept that the random message is your best hope. Say something like “So you intoge’s Anatomy tool? If you remember to take down the phone, don’t forget that you can’t see what you look like, you should be money.
EVERY WEEK, I READ BITCH-MOAN HOPING TO SEE HONEYS ADVICE, BUT ALL I FIND IS RUDE COMMENTS AND LITTLE HIPPING. DO YOU WHY YOU MUST MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE AND NEVER ADVICE?
take this column a little less seriously Chris is no Dr Phi and no Ima Sue Johansson. I have experienced ups and downs that made me wiser I have completed the requirements for a psychology degree including human sexuality courses, and I have read every relationship book on the face of the earth Combine that knowledge with awesome alliteration to create the Bitch section of the Bitch Mean and Every single week I have tried my best to give legitimate advice! often suggest direct lines of dialogue to use and specific steps to take I can only
even when dealing with Jamocha and her papyrus vagina use tissue 9. I made sure to include some cream 10. I made sure you had real suggestions then you haven't been reading the column.
Chris' Your right. When people write in it with problems like 'I have a spider bite on my vagina' or 'my boyfriend snows during sex' or 'I can't choose between my pam and my girlfriend', they are obviously looking for serious problems. You can provide Why would people read a column titled "Bitch + Moan" in the lifestyle and entertainment
magazine of a college newspaper unless they were looking for serious, scholarly advice? Take a big, crunch club, lady, were writing an entertainment column, not working a suicide hottie, if you need that call 1-800-36521; we were to answer every question seriously, our column would be about *How to Kill the Question*. My girlfriend blah blah, what should I? Answer "Communicate?" Question "What vagina hurts, what should do?" Answer "See a doctor." Yeah, Christy that's compelling reading. Grawl back in your hole and let the kids have their fun.