6B the university daily kansan entertainment monday, march 29, 2004 AT THE MADHOUSE BY NEIL MULKA AND EMILY ELMORE DOCK BOYS BY SCOTT DRUMMOND HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday (March 29). today's birthday (March 25) A person who's trying to make you live by his or her rules may be quite annoying to you this year, but this person is to you important, too. If you accept the coaching, you'll get much stronger. Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is a 6. If you can manage to keep your mouth shut, you'll probably make others think you're the perfect person for the job. Don't reveal your doubts now. Make a list privately. Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 7. The odds are good that whatever you're worried about won't end up amounting to much more than a medium-sized hill of beans. Don't stress. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is a 6. You can get what you want for your home, possibly at great savings. It's not a good idea to spread this news around, however. Just act on it. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is an 7. There's likely to be a misunder standing, especially if you argue. If somebody orders you to do something, comply if you can. This is not a good time to bring up old hurts. Save them for later. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today is 6. You sure could use some quiet time. So after you make a few calls to tie up a couple of loose ends, why not take your phone off the hook? Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is an 8. A person with more experience can help you find an error or a leak. Don't be embarrassed—go ahead and ask for an expert's advice. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is a 7. You and your partner may feel that all the rules are dumb. You should know, however, that an older person can read your thoughts. Don't lip off. Don't even think about it. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is an 7. It's not your fault, but the best-laid plans are liable to go astray. Traveling is apt to get complicated. too, so it's best to stay close to home. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is a 7. If you do the work, you'll get the money. There may be more of both than you thought, so don't rest on your shovel. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Today is a 7. A domestic disagreement could be expensive and take up valuable time. Try to work out a compromise to minimize costs and stress. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Today is a 5. There's always a gap between how you think it will be and the way it turns out. Don't fall into a depression if that happens now. Better yet, plan for it. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 8. Curtail your spending for a couple of days. With the help of somebody you love, figure out what you have left and what you still need to get. 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Announcements 100 120 Announcements 200 Employment Help Wanted 205 Apartment Leasing Agents Apartment Leasing Agents If you are friendly and outgoing, you might be the person we are looking for. Part-time and full-time positions available. Part-time positions start at $8.00/hr. Apply in person. Canyon Court - 700 Corn Lane. Highpoint - 2001 W 6th St. or fax a resume to 841-8492. Bartender Traines needed $250 per day potential. Local positions. Call 1-800-293-3985 ext. 631. Dance teacher needed for KC studio. Trained in tap, jazz, or ballet. Great pay & opportunity. Contact 913-406-1700 Get Paid for Your Opinion! Earn $15-$125 and more per survey. www.paidlinesurveys.com Help save a life! Become an American Red Cross instructor! Gain valuable teaching experience, train others, build your resume. Part-time instructors needed, daytime availability a plus. Flexible scheduling. Classes forming now! E-mail red.crossdgc@sunflower.com or call 843-3509. MARK'S JEWELERS FT and PT Sales positions available for weekday and weekend hours. Please apply in person at a817 Massachusetts St. Painting summer jobs-Hundreds of positions available all across Kansas and Missouri. Work outside, get a tan, and work with students and friends. No experience necessary. Join thousands of students across the U.S.A this summer. Call today and start when exams are done. 1-888-277-9787 www.collegepro.com Start your summer job today! Immediate opening for swim instructor. Indoor, heated pool in Lenexa, KS. Looking for experience teaching basic and competitive strokes, turns, and starts. Excellent hourly rates. Call Tern at 913-469-5584. PT help needed in busy doctors office. 3 - 7 p.m. M- F and two Sundays/ month. Call 785-749-0130. TOP BOYS' SPORTS CAMP! Play & Coach SPORTS. Full, Fun. Make a Maze Available. Basketball, Baseball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Hockey, Water-kiting, Swim-WSI, Sailing, Hiking, Overnight Camping, Rock Climbing, Woodworking, Arts & Crafts Street performer looking for creative collaborative partner to perform on Mass. 550-3026 or definiste1@yahoo.com Top Salaries, Free Room/Board, Travel Allowances. www.campcobbossee.com or call 803-473-6104. 300 TOP BOYS SPORTS CAMP IN MAINE! Tickets All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Securities Act, and it illegal to advertise 'any preference, limitation or discrimination based on Merchandise 305 For Sale Looking for some extra cash? Call us up @ 864-4358. The Kansan classmates will help you reach 2,000 students each day and sell all that stuff you didn't want anyways. 330 ACE Sports and Tickets KU BAKSTEBALL GAMES Largest Inventory Available ALL CONCERTS BUY SELL AND UPGRADE KC's LARGEST BROKER 647 Massachusetts Street 875-585-6400 M-F 10-7 Sat 10-9 Sun 12-6 OAK PARK MALL 913-541-8100 M-Sat 8-30 Wun 10-6 Auto Sales 340 Cars from $500. Police Impound! Honda, Chevy's and more! For listings call 800-319-3323 ex. 4655. Real Estate 400 Apartments for Rent 2 bedroom Apt. One of 2 apartments in cute older house, new furnace, central air, dishwasher, washer/dryer hook-ups, new wood floor in living room, ceiling fans in bedrooms and living room, fenced back yard, off street parking, 3000 block of Vermont St. Quiet street, walking distance to KU, the park, and downtown. Available August, declaimed and spade or neutered cats ok. $675, Phone: 841-1074. 2 BR close to campus, ind. wood firs, lots of windows, DW, WD, super nice, $675/month. Lease for June, contact Tom @ 913-515-5900 or copy@Citibank @ 816-820-4126. 2-3 BR summer sublease/ 2 bathrooms, pool, laundry facility. $695 per month plus utilities. Call 856-7150 for more info. 3 bedroom house, 1500 block of New Hampshire, quiet neighborhood, central air conditioning, dishwasher, wood floors, ceiling fans in bedrooms and living room. fenced-in back yard, 1 1/2 bathrooms, washer/dryer hook-up in basement. Older, spade or pet-needed dogs, less than 30bs welcome. Available August, $1120. Phone: 841-1074. Available in. Aug. 1, BR between campus and downtown. Close to GSP-Corbin. No pets. $450/ month, with utilities paid; 941-1207. Available Now: Studio and 1 BR Apt. walk to KU. Available for Fall: 1-2 BR apts, all nearKU. Call 841-6254 Cheap Rent! Sublease for summer. 2BR. Located 19th and Kentucky $445/month for whole apt. 785-843-7506. Cute 1 bedroom 2nd floor apt, in older house, dishwasher, wallboards, ceiling fans in bedroom and living room, 1000 block of Kentucky, Available August, declawed and spade or neutered cats ok. $450 Phone: 841-1074. Extra nice, quiet, well maintained 2 BR apts, with appliances, central air, bus route and more! Low deposit. Now signifying one year leases starting in May, June, July and August. No smoking/pets. $399/month. Call 841-6868. race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention, to make a discrimination. Our readers are hereby informed Spacious 2 BR apt, 1128 Ohio, avail. Aug. between campus & downtown, close to GCS/Borlin, no pets, $375/each + 1/2 utilities. Call 785-841-1207. Our readers are hereby informed that all jobs and housing advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Whole tat floor of older house (2 bedrooms), wood floors, dishwasher, diner/hook-up, backyard, porch with 1300 ship old Rhode Island St., quiet neighborhood, walking distance to KU, the park, and downtown. Available August, declaed and spade or neutered cats ok. 6899. Phone: 841-1074. COLONY WOODS 1301 W. 240h & Naiasmith 842-5111 colombo@nailver.com M-F10-6 SAT 10-4 SUN 12-4 - Exercise Room NOW LEASING FOR SUMMER AND FALL - 1 & 2 Bedrooms - Indoor/Outdoor Pool 405 - On KU Bus Route Apartments for Rent University of Kansas 400 Kansas Union Lawrence, KS 66045 785-864-4164 rent@ku.edu www.ku.edu/~ocrlc A Comprehensive Resource Center for Your Off-Campus Needs Exercise Room FREE FOR NI STUDENTS Let us help you find your new off-campus apartment. 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