6A the university daily kansan entertainment wednesday, march 17,2004 SQUIRREL BY WES BENSON PAUL BY BILLY O'KEFFE WELL MOOOP DE DOO, JERK! A LOVELY A YEAR, YOU DUMM CLOOD! WELL MOOOP DE DOO, JERK! HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday (March 17) It's not a bad idea to move slowly and methodically this year. It will help you avoid mistakes and injuries. You may even want to think twice about things you already know. You'll discover exceptions to every rule. Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is a 7. It's OK to like someone without going along with all of their crazy schemes. Use your own judgment and just say "no" or " later." Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 6. Continue to inhibit yourself, even if it's the last thing you want to do. It'll save you a lot of grief. No quick movements. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is a 7. it's not a good day to travel, to send out requests or packages, or to run errands. Put it all off until tomorrow. Prepare. cancer (June 22-July 22. Today is a 5. you like to be careful with money. It's a game to see how much you can save. can save. You do it even when you don't have to. Don't take any risks today. today. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today is a 7. If you think an older person will kick up a fuss if you propose anything more than minimal expenditures, you're right. Look at it as if the money you save will be yours. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 7. It's not a good day to travel, mail packages or even make phone calls. There are too many things that can go wrong. Hide out and make plans, if possible. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is a 7. The person who has your attention now is a charmer, no doubt about that. Don't offer to pay for everything, though. You aren't made of money, you know. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is a 7. your partner wants to race off and do something that you're not sure is right. Before you allow any major changes, hold off for a couple of days. Conditions will improve. sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is a 6. Remember to finish your job before you get into anything else. That includes magazines, books and long telephone conversations. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).Today is a 7. Don't bring up the subject of money with a person who's alreadynervousenough.If you're owed some, you can collect it later. Don't rub salt in a fresh wound. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18). Today s a7. You're full of great ideas,but you need to be practical. How will you actually make them work? Ask for help. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 6. Hopefully you've done your homework and are now ready to take action. It's important to be certain about what you're doing. Either way, be methodical. $ \textcircled{c} $2004 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. 03/17/04 sweepings 6 Quaker pronoun 10 Wide shot 14 Thicket 15 Tenant's expense 16 Beginning of fairy tales 17 Magnate 18 Kelp, e.g. 19 Lady's address 20 Flock mother 21 Drive forward 23 Rousseau or Matisse 24 Opening-day pitcher 25 Amiability 27 Pays heed 31 Granular seasoning 32 Mine entrance 33 Car panels 38 Concluding passages 40 "Platoon" setting, briefly 41 Freshwater fish 42 Word with power or storm 45 Brainchild 46 Owl call 47 Most honorable 49 Fatherly 53 Calendar unit 54 Swiftly 55 Come to a point 57 "JAG" network 60 "__la Douce" 61 Soggy ground 62 Lake by Reno 64 Small drinks 65 Hawk's opposite 66 Draw out 67 Otherwise 68 Crackle and Pop's pal 69 Director Polanski DOWN 1 Summit 2 Snail's pace 3 Enormous 4 Cassowary cousin 5 Edit film 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | | | | | | 15 | | | | 16 | | | 17 | | | | | 18 | | | | 19 | | | 20 | | | | 21 22 | | | | 23 | | | | |---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---| 27 28 29 | | | | | 30 | | 26 | | | | | 32 | | | | 33 | | 34 | | | | 35 36 37 | 38 | | | 39 | 40 | | | 41 | | | | 42 | | | | 43 | | | 44 | 45 | | | |---|---|---|46 | | | 47 | 48 | | | | 49 50 51 | | | | | 52 | 53 | | | | 54 | | | | 55 | 56 | | | | 57 58 59 | 60 | | | | 61 | | | 62 63 | | | 64 | | | | 65 | | | 66 | | | 67 | | | | 68 | | | 69 | | | Crossword Solutions TODAY'S PUZZLE 44 Rich source 48 Cashless trade 49 "Common Sense" writer 50 Showery month 51 Packs down tightly 52 Insect stage 57 Furtive glance 57 Buddy 58 __Raton, FL 59 Witnessed 61 GPs 63 Bother 6 Snare 7 Gurley Brown or Hunt 8 Man from Manchester 9 Greek letter 10 For an instant 11 Silly 12 Wound marks 13 Big rigs 22 Repair 23 Spartan serf 24 Business tote 26 Hack 27 Ornamental fringe 28 Screen star 29 Lateral part 30 Disposal of sewage 34 Pouchlike structure 35 Commuted 36 Club expense 37 Sports fig. 39 Put in mothballs 43 Howard or Leibman Kansan Classifieds KANSAN CLASSIFIEDS: 864-4358 Classified Policy. The Kansan will not knowingly accept any advertisement for housing or employment that discriminates against any person or group of persons based on race, sex, age, color, creed, religion, sexual orientation, nationality or disability. Further, the Kansan will not know- 120 Announcements 100 Announcements Marks EWELERS ast, quality, jewelry repair custom manufacturing watch & clock repair 817 Mass 843-4266 markings@swwell.net God Never Forgives. Because God Never Condemns Unity Church of Lawrence 9th & Madeline 841-1447 www.unityoflawrence.com Sunday Worship 9 am&11 am 125 Travel 200 Partycollegeusa.com is on tour to find the #1 party school in the USA. Free spring break trips! Log on! 205 Employment ingly accept advertising that is in violation of University of Kansas regulation or law. Help Wanted All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to an FCC ruling of 1966 which makes it illegal to advertise 'any preference, limitation or discrimination based on Get Paid for Your Opinion! Earn $15-$125 and more per survey www.paidlinesurveys.com race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial or national origin, or an institution, to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination. Our readers are hereby informed that all jobs and housing advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. DANCE TEACHING POSITIONS Bartender Trainees needed. $250 per day potential. Local locations Call 1-800-203-3985 ext. 531. Help Wanted 205 DANCE TEACHING POSITIONS Shawnee's fastest growing performing arts center is expanding! Part-time positions available for tap, ballet, jazz, tumbling for all levels. Please fax resume to 913-825-1304 Attention: Staffing Interviews will be held March 15-22. Positions are for Summer and/or Fall 2014 Experienced personal care attendant to work PT with a young lady with autism. Weekend shifts, including one overnight. Wages commiserate with experience. Call 785-266-5307. Heart of America Photography is looking for dependable individuals to become an elite member of our photography staff. You will receive hands-on training in the exciting field of commencement photography. Begin as a photographer trainee and advance to top-pay as a professional photographer. We are looking for professional adults who would like to earn extra money on weekends & some evenings during May. Call Mail at 785-841-7100 or e-mail blather@heartofamacrophot.com 500 Summer Jobs/50 Camps/ You Choose! NY, PA. New England INSTRUCTORS NEEDED Tennis, Basketball, Roller Hockey, Soccer, Baseball, Lacrosse, Gymnastics, lifesuits, Waterskiing, Sailing, Windsurfing, Archery, M.T. Biking, Rockclimbing, Ropes, Piano Accompanist, Drama, Ceramics Woodshop, English Reading, Nature, Nurses, Arlene 1-800-443-6428, www.summercampemployment.com Interested In Photography? KU SCHOOL OF EDUCATION SEEKS Instructors to teach high school students in summer session. Requires 90+ undergraduate hours, prefer Bachelor's degree, subject area teaching expertise and experience working with culturally diverse students. Subject areas needed: French (1 position), Writing/Composition (2 positions), and Science (2 positions). Residence Hall staff to supervise high school students in residential setting during summer session. Seeking Bridge Resident Assistant (3 positions), and NonBridge Resident Assistant (4 positions). All positions require at least 55+ undergraduate hours at the end of spring semester and willingness to work long and irregular hours. Prefer residence hall experience and experience with culturally diverse students. 小 All positions are on-going summer appointments. Review begins March 12 2004. Complete job description and application information available from Micr Slapy, 310 JR Pearson Hall, 1122 W CampusRD, Lawrence, KS 66045-3101 785-864-3415 or see wwwku.edu/~kuhr/work. The University of Kansas is aEqual Opportunity / Affirmative Action employer. Looking for a summer job? Lawrence Country Club New Hiring For: Seasonal Lifeguards and Snack Bar Employees. Apply In Person 400 Country Club Terrace (785) 843-2866 205 Help Wanted Driver needed for pharmacy deliveries Tues. and Thurs. 4-9 pm. Some Sat. also 10-5 pm. Call Marvin at 843-4160. MUSIC TEACHERING Shawnee's fastest growing performing arts center is expanding! Part-time positions available for voice, lute, violin, guitar, and more. Please tax resume to 913-825-1304 Attention: Personnel. Interviews will be held March 15-22. Positions are for Summer and/or Fall 2004. MUSIC TEACHING POSITIONS Painting summer jobs-Hundreds of positions available all across Kansas and Missouri. Work outside, get a tan, and work with students and friends. No experience necessary. Join thousands of students across the U.S.A this summer. Call today and start when exams are done. 1-888-277-9787 www.collegepro.com Now taking applications for PT yard work. Hours flexible: $10/hour. Call Jim at 841-6180. PT help needed in busy doctors office. 3 - 7 p.m. M- F and two Saturdays/ month. Call 785-749-0130. RECEPTIONIST Start your summer job today! Immediate opening for swim instructor. Indoor, heated pool in Lenexa, KS. Looking for experience teaching basic and competitive strokes, turns, and starts. Excellent hourly rates. Call Tern at 913-469-5554. Wainnee's fastest growing performing arts center is expanding! Part-time position available immediately for qualified receptionist. Please fax resume to 913-825-1304. Attention: Staffing. Small dance studio in Tonganoxie looking for ballet, tumbling, and or cheerleading instructors for this summer. 913-845-3505. STUDENT ASST. GIS STUDENT ACCOMPLISHMENT CARTOGRAPHIC SPECIALIST Kansas Geological Survey, U. of KS West Campus. $ 8.25/hr. Digitize geology and map features. Training will be provided. REQUIRED: student; available 1 year; ability to read topographic maps and interpret landscapes; visualization of map feature relationships in 3 dimensions; excellent communication skills; work 20 hours during academic year 40 hours during summer. Deadline: 3/24/04. All and full details online at uksu.kauksu.edu/General/jobs.html [ref # 2950421] AA/EOE. 1 1 Summer Camp Staff coloradomountainranch.com 1-800-267-9573 北 TOP BOYS SPORTS CAMP IN MAINE! Play & Coach Sports - Have Fun - Make $ Positions Still Available: Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Hockey, Water-skiing, Swim-WSI, Sailing, Hiking, Overnight Camping, Rock Climbing, Woodworking, Arts Top Salaries, Free Room/Board, Travel Allowances. www.campnbcbseees.com or call 800-473-6104.