10A the university daily kansan entertainment monday, march 15,2004 AT THE MADHOUSE BY NEIL MULKA AND EMILY ELMORE SLIMBONE BY MIKE MAYDAK HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday (March 15). Don't be dismayed by a shortage of cash. It's a temporary condition. True love sometimes gets stronger when gratification has to be delayed. Concentrate on your studies and develop your natural talents. Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is an 5. Keep your mind on business a while longer. It'll be well worth your time. You can make a hefty profit. Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 10. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is a 5. You're gentle yet forceful, compassionate yet practical. That's why your friends are willing to let you take the lead. Push ahead. If you're in the process of pinching pennies, it's probably because you want to get something for your home. You'd like to get the best, but at low cost. Follow through on a tip. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is an 8. Although you're in a pretty good mood, you still might clash with the boss. An older person is being unreasonably sensitive, in your opinion. It isn't wise to point that out, however. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today is a5. Sure, there's a lot of work involved. Nobody said it would be easy to make all your dreams for the future come true. Even rose gardens have thorns. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 9. You've always known that you don't have to tell everyone everything. You're naturally reserved about your personal life, and that's perfect for now. Bewildly in love, but in private. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is a 5. A renovation may cost more than initially planned. If you're going for better quality, though, this looks like a good investment. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is an 8. You're willing to try something new, and your luck looks pretty good. This isn't a gamble. It's more like a calculated risk. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is a 5. If you do the work, you'll get the money. There may be more of both than you thought, so don't rest on your shovel. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Today is a 9. You're brilliant and loving, but you're still having trouble getting your point across. Admit it, you're not in control of everything. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18). Today is a 6. you'll be feeling a little more pressure to address the items on your to-do list. That means it's time to stop being a coach and get back to being a player. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 9. your friends understand where you're coming from, even if some other people don't. Don't snap at a person who's getting annoying. You'll look better if you stay calm. 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