4B the university daily kansan entertainment friday, march 12, 2004 AT THE MADHOUSE BY NEIL MULKA & EMILY ELMORE PAUL BY BILLY O'KEEFE WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, MOM. I WAS DONE A VICTORY LAP AROUND THE ROOM AND I CRASED INTO A WALL. Horoscopes Today's Birthday (March 12). Today's birthday March 21 You can end up much stronger this year, and a lot wiser, too. You'll have a couple of tough puzzles to solve, and some of the things you try won't work. You'll get lots of practice being objective and perseverant, and that's good. It gets easier. Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is a 7. Hopefully you've been able to stifle yourself for the last two days. Conditions have changed for the better, but don't leap up yet. Stay out of sight. Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 7. You may notice a growing tendency to worry about your finances. This doesn't mean money is a problem for you, so don't work yourself into a tizy. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is a 6. Don't walk away from a steady job, even if it's not quite what you want. Changes are coming, some not of your making, so don't gamble with a sure thing. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is en 8. Enough of the fun and games. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today is a 7. A loved one needs your attention now, and perhaps a shoulder to cry on. A bitter disappointment can be turned into a valuable lesson. That's the assignment. Work is stacking up. Tell a friend that you can't come and visit now because you're up against a deadline. If you're not, you soon will be. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is an 8. you should focus more attention on hidden resources over the next few weeks. Bytrading and by shopping the sales, you can find some perfect things for your home, cheap. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is a 7. Your curiosity knows no bounds today. However, don't ask so many questions that you offend somebody important. Berespectful. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is a7. Don't race off and spend your paycheck without consulting the people at home. You may need to buy something that you don't know about yet. You should be feeling more confident and ready to take on the world. Somebody out there will be glad to hear that, because he or she wants to join you. This weekend should be good for romance. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is a 6. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Today is a 7. a person dear to you, possibly someone at home, needs more of your attention. Schedule time over the next few days to listen and give wise advice. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18). Today is a 6. A friend cheers you up, brings you good news and teaches you a new skill. And your work goes on, even if drudgingly. You may not get as far as you'd like, but you're still making progress. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is an 8. It's OK to ask for your due if it isn't offered. The person who signs the checks may simply have forgotten. Don't put a chip on your shoulder. Be decisive and fair. 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Part-time positions available for tap, ballet, jazz, tumbling for all levels. Please resume to 913-825-1304 Attention: Staffing Interviews will be held March 15-22 Positions are for Summer and/or Fall 2024 race, color, religion, sex, handicap, status or national origin, or an intention, to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination. Our readers are hereby informed that all jobs and housing advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. 205 City of Lawrence MUSIC TEACHING POSITIONS A paid internship is available in the Park & Recreation department w/in the Horticulture dvn. The position offers valuable work expr. to anyone pursuing a degree in Landscape, Landscape Architecture or Landscape. Works 40hrs wiky beginning in May for 12 wks. Must have dvic & ability to perform manual labor in all weather. Need working knowledge of MS Office & woody/herbaceous plant materials. $8.00/hr. Application w/ resume & crl due by March 26 For more info. & applications contact: Help Wanted City Hall, Personnel 6 e 8th, Lawrence KS 68044 www.LawrenceCITYJobs.org EOE M/F/D MUSIC TEACHING POSITIONS Shawnee's fastest growing performing arts center is expanding! Part-time positions available for voice, guitar, violin, guitar, and more. Please fax resume to 913-825-1304 Attention: Personnel. Interviews will be held March 15-22. Positions are for Summer and/or Fall 2004. Now taking applications for PT yard work. Hours flexible. $10/hour. Call Jim at 841-6180. People Bank has an opening for a part time Personal, Banker. Tuesday and Thursday 11 a.m to 6 p.m and Saturday 9 noon. Please send resume to: People Bank Attn: Janet Current P.O. Box 1795 Lawrence, KS 65043. EOE RECEPTIONIST ownwee's fastest growing performing arts center is expanding! Part-time position available immediately for qualified receptionist. Please fax resume to 913-825-1304. Attention: Staffing. Summer Camp Jobs in Colorado ... Make a difference in the life of a girl at Girl Scout overnight camp in the mountains SW of Denver. General Counselors, Program Specialists (Western horseback riding, backpacking, crafts, nature, sports/archery, challenge course, farm, dance & drama) and Administrative Positions. Late May early August. Competitive salary, housing, meals, health insurance, travel and end-of season bonuses. For an application, e-mail campbios@gsmbc.org or call 303-607-4819. Small dance studio in Tonganoxie looking for ballet, tumbling, and or cheerleading instructors for this summer. 913-845-3505. Get Paid for Your Opinion! Earn $15-$125 and more per survey. www.paidonlinesurveys.com Bartender Trainees needed, $250 per day potential. Local positions. Call 1-800-293-3985 ext. 531. Berry Plastics has immediate opening for Sales/Marketing intern. Length of internship TBD. Preference is a KU student who would qualify for the Work Study Program. Pays $10.00/hr. Work would involve monitoring and research trends in the market, competitor analysis, helping to formulate leads and other projects as assigned. Qualified person would have very strong communication skills, be proficient in Word, Excel, and PowerPoint and possess strong mathematical ability and analytical skills. Must have completed a minimum of 2 years in Business school preferably with an emphasis in Marketing or Advertising. Apply on-line at berryplastics.com or you may fix a cover letter and resume to: CSA (785) 842-7936, EOE.