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Elizabeth Blasco and Chris Tackett
[Advice you can take home to mother.]
When my boyfriend gives me oral sex, the thought of kissing him right after he's been "down there" really grosses me out. He's great at oral sex, so I'm afraid if I tell him to not kiss me he'll just stop doing it. What should I do?
Jill - Sophomore
Elizabeth: Just tell him how much you enjoy kissing him with the exception of right after he gives you oral sex.
Chris: Beggars can't he...well, they can't tell their boyfriends not to kiss them. If you tell him to not kiss you after he gives you oral, he has every right to be pissed. You're lucky he does it at all. Does he let you kiss him after you go downtown? If so, it's not bothering him.
I'm a virgin and have never done anything sexual with a guy. I'm not really sure how to give a blow job and don't want to embarrass myself when I give one for the first time. Any advice?
Susie-Freshman
Elizabeth: Treat it like the best Blow Pop, you've ever had! Also you should consider watching some movies to see how the pros do it. Or just tell him that you're new at it and ask him what he likes. Then, just take it from there.
Chris: Thanks to Elizabeth. I don't think I will ever set another Blow Pop again. But from a guy's point of view, all I can say is, no teeth! And you should watch porn.
My boyfriend makes really weird noises when we have sex. It kind of freaks me out. Should I tell him to stop or should I just get used to it?
Taylor Sophomore
Ellzabeth: Concentrate on how it feels and not how it sounds. If that doesn't work, you should play some music so that his noises aren't the only sounds you hear.
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Chris: Are you hurting him? That could cause him to make lots of noise. If he's just really enjoying himself, be happy that you can make him feel that good. You could also lie and tell him you're worried your roommate will hear. But, I'm still worried you're hurting him.
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