Elizabeth Blasco and Chris Tackett
My boyfriend always tells his friends about our sex life. It makes me feel really uncomfortable around all of them. How can I get him to stop?
- Debbie, freshman
Elizabeth: Tell your blabbermouth boyfriend to keep quiet! Explain to him that the intimacy that the two of you share is private, between the two of you, and you would appreciate if it stayed that way, thank-you-much.
Chris: Are you trying to pretend like you've never talked to your girls about how he is in bed? No one likes a hypocrite.
My six girlfriend goes to a different school and she's going to be in Lawrence this weekend. I really want to hook up with her, but my girlfriend will freak out. Should I do it anyway?
Chris: If your girlfriend finds out, she'll freak out. And you're an idiot.
Elizabeth: Despite any sound advice or suggestions that I may offer you, my guess is that you will probably go ahead and hook up with your ex. Seriously consider the possible repercussions of your actions, and proceed at your own risk, or detriment. Be forwarned that you will hurt your girlfriend far more than you realize. Is it really worth it?
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Elizabeth: If you want to get some action on spring break you'll need to be a little more aggressive than usual, there will be tons of other guys looking to hook up besides you. But there will more than likely be plenty of opportunities, just be sure that you're prepared and safe when you do.
Chris: Because you're asking that question, I have a feeling you won't need to worry about hooking up. If you're going to Panama City, Cancun, South Padre island or some other party town, it won't be very hard to hook up. As long as you are social and talk to girls you'll be fine. But remember, although "whatever happens in [Insert party town here] stays there," your fresh case of genital warts will be a lifelong souvenir. Have fun!