Elizabeth Blasco and Chris Tackett
(Advice that's natural and
100 percent additive-free)
I recently ran into my ex and overheard him trash talking me to a bunch of his friends. I'm unset because I don't think that it's fair for him to run his mouth like that about me to people I don't know. How should I handle this?
- Lindsay, junior
Elizabeth: The next time you run into this fool, tell him that his behavior is unfair and unacceptable. Also realize that when he talks bad about you inadvertently casts himself in a negative way to others. Knowing that he ultimately looks like an ass should make you feel a little better, right?
Chris: If you march up to someone and start yelling in their face, they're going to 'think you're a psycho bitch. And that'll give him a great story to tell his friends and make fun of you even more! If you seriously care about what your EX-boyfriend is saying, you need to get over it. Be happy you're not still dating the jerk.
My boyfriend has too much body hair. It really grosses me out I wish that he would do something about it but to tell him this, but I don't want to hurt his face. How do I bring it up?
Elizabeth: Honey, tell your boyfriend that spa services (read: waxing) aren't just for women. Better yet, book an appointment for him.
Chris: Whoa Elizabeth! Stop the pain train! There's no need for your guy to start ripping hair from his body! Waxing is an option, but trimming the hair should be the first step. If he doesn't already have a beard trimmer, buy him one with adjustable length guards so he can SAFELY trim the hair hedges. Tell him to use a #2 or #1 guard on all the overly hairy places. This process, called "manscaping," will probably have to be done every few weeks. And after he trims the hair hedges you better make it worth his while!
--grease
it's still the word!
Tuesday, March 16
7:30 p.m.
Elizabeth: I hate to tell you this Pat, but if she says that she won't do it, then you are going to have to accept that. Can't deal? Find a new girl who enjoys the act just as much as you do.
Clinic: Elizabeth may actually be right for once. There will always be people who think oral sex is gross. But don't give up just yet. Like in the previous question, do a little manescaping down south and see if that helps. She might just be turned off by your hairy package.
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