6A the university daily kansan entertainment monday, february 23, 2004 AT THE MADHOUSE BY NEIL MULKA AND EMILY ELMORE CAPTAIN RIBMAN BY SPRENGELMEYER AND DAVIS HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday (Feb. 23). This year, you'll be amazed to find that the ceiling isn't made of glass. In fact, there's no ceiling at all. Nothing stops you as you climb toward success. Accept advice and encouragement from yourself, and follow through on a dream. Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is an 7. You're chugging right along, but this time you may notice that you care more about what the others think, feel, need, suggest and recommend. This is good: They'll love you even more for it. Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 6. Proceed with caution as you follow through on a hunch, a dream, or both. Don't try to explain it to anyone yet. If you're right, they'll know soon enough. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is an 8. You'll be walking on eggshells for the next few weeks. It's important for you to develop finesse. From there, slowly step up to success. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is a 5. Caution is advised for a while. You could easily spend more money than you have coming in. That's not a good idea. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today sa9. Send an emissary ahead with instructions on what to discover. For now, stay back and continue planning. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 6. Others may overestimate how much you have. You don't need to tell them otherwise. Don't let them talk you out of your life savings, though. That would be foolish. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is an 8. If you empower someone to do the job better than you could, do you get credit for the win? Of course you do! That's one of your specialties. Be attentive, and love will grow. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is a 7. Your next assignment shouldn't be all that bad if it's something you choose for yourself. Even if someone is making you do it, you'll enjoy the benefits. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is an 8. Go ahead and let yourself be swept away by another's romantic suggestion. You don't have to lead all the time. Relax and let yourself follow. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Today is a 6. Clean up your nest, throw out the old trash and make the place comfortable. You'll be surprised how much better you feel when your environment is clean. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Today is an 8. Chug away at a tough assignment. You'll win if you persevere. Besides, you could discover an easier method. Use your brains. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 7. Go ahead and apply for the raise or the position of greater responsibility. You're liable to get what you ask for now. Put your research to good work. 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