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wednesday, february 18, 2004
PENGUINS BY DOUG LANG
PAUL BY BILLY O'KEEFE
FAILURE DILEM O KEEP
FROM. MY PLACE LOOKS
THOUGH I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING THIS.
REALLY—WOOL, NEVER Occurred TO YOU TO
DON'T ONCE IT WASN'T LOOKING LIKE A TABLE=
YEAH, WE DID GOOD. AND IT DIDN'T COST MUCH, EITHER.
NOT EVEN ONCE, AND IF I COULD GO BACK AND DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY, I NOT SO SURE I WOULD, HECK, I DON'T EVEN OMN A COMPUTER!
HOROSCOPES
Today's Birthday (Feb. 18).
You'll amaze your friends and family with your marvelous wisdom and wit.
to get the advantage, check the day's rating: 10 is the easiest day, O the most challenging.
However, practice is the foundation for your greatest success. Put your talents to work.
Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is an 8.
A transformation you've been hoping for can finally be yours.
It might mean a change in how you appear to others and yourself.
Make sure you're on the path to success, and then full speed ahead!
Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 5.
Slow and easy does it. Put a damper on your passions.
You can let them loose later on in the week. But for now, it's best if you stifle.
you sime Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is a 9.
You should be able to see the light at the end of the tunnel by now.
Overlook your worries and plunge boldly forward. Your success is close at hand.
Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is a 4.
There's a lot to study. You may feel like you don't stand a chance of succeeding at the level you want to achieve.
Don't worry about that. Conditions are changing in your favor.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today in
8
Don't wait any longer to make your plans. Compromise when necessary.
Your partner has plenty of good ideas, so respect his or her opinion.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 5.
The good news is that conditions are about to change in your favor.
The bad news is that you have too much to do now, and there's more coming in all the time. Tough it out.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is a 9.
You're pretty good at delegating. It's one of your natural talents.
You can still take some of the credit if someone to whom you delegated work ends up winning the game.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is a 5.
You don't always remember to let others in on the plans being made inside your head.
You're so far advanced, it can seem like a waste of time. It's not. They'll have good ideas.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Today is an 8.
All of a sudden your brain is working overtime. You may forget to eat. That's fine, you can make up for it later. For now, learn as much as you can.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Today is a 5.
Curtail most outside activities for the next couple of days.
Go over your bookkeeping and find out exactly what you have and what you don't have. It's good to know.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Today is an 8.
You're strong, smart and determined, but don't get a swollen head.
You provide the stability and the facts. Another makes the breakthrough.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 4.
Your old worries and traumas may seem more real than whatever's happening now.
It's a natural phenomenon, somewhat like being possessed.
Thank them for sharing, and snap out of it. Shrug off those worries.
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TODAY'S PUZZLE
Crossword
A CROSS
1 Couch
5 Yacht pole
9 Object mildly
14 Extended family
15 Despise
16 Skip the church
ceremony
17 Mine entrance
18 Aphrodite's child
19 Polsonous
secretion
20 Old treasure
22 U.S. citizens
24 Printer's
measures
25 Circle part
27 Diplomat's asset
28 Island farewell
30 Mother __ of
Calcutta
34 Hanover, NH
college
38 Gomorrah's
neighbor
39 Landed
40 Condescend
42 Sub shop
43 Bounds'
partners
45 Animated
47 Aromas
49 Immigrant's
island
50 Raised platform
52 Poetic
contraction
53 Outscore
56 Arctic predator
60 Ham it up
62 Concerning
63 Baby's bed
65 Involved with
66 Dove's desire
67 Singer Turner
68 Acute
69 Invited
70 Epic story
71 Does wrong
DOWN
1 Kind of crow?
2 Ancient
3 Comea up short
4 Opposed to
5 That girl
6 Sky-divar's requirement
7 Bomb type
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55
56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69
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8 Change an alarm
9 Contrivances
10 Current conductors
11 Poet Van Duyn
12 Informed about
13 Radiation units
12 Tranquil
13 Clavell novel,
"King ___"
16 Aussie hoppers
28 Crowd count
29 Make amends
31 Utopia
32 Exclusive
33 Surrounded by
34 Beaver blocks
35 Guinness or Waugh
36 Sacred ceremony
37 Shouting out
41 Stack
44 Flipped the switch
46 Climbing plant
48 Bro or sis
Solutions
51 Factions
53 Skin cream
54 River frolicker
55 Unskilled workers
56 Dad
57 Billfold fillers
58 Breach of secrecy
59 Operatic number
61 Myers or Nesmith
64 Sheep sound
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