Bitch & Moan
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How long should I wait to sleep with a girl? -Jimmy, freshman
Elizabeth: Since every relationship is different, it's hard to say that there's a specific rule. Talk it over. If you can talk about it, you can do it. Just make sure it's right for both of you.
Chris: At least wait till her pants are off.
My roommate's girlfriend is always at our house. She eats my food, hogs my remote, and makes loud noises when they have sex. What should I do?
John sophomore
- John, sophomore
Chris: Is your roommate a girl, too? If so, what's the problem? But I would just tell your roommate to tell the girlfriend what food is yours and to not eat it. The remote is fair game. As for the bedroom noises, just go meet someone to make your own noises with!
Elizabeth: Maybe you're home too often. You should get out more and then maybe you'll get the chance to meet someone special. However, if the problem persists confront your roommate in a joking manner about his freeloading girlfriend.
What's the policy on girls paying for stuff on dates?
- Steve, Lawrence resident
Chris: There's no policy, per se. But I think the first few dates are always on the guy. If the girl is cool, she'll get the tab on date three or four. Then you can alternate paying as the dates go on. I think that's pretty standard, but there are always those high maintenance girls that won't pay for shit!
Elizabeth: Hey, I am one of those high maintenance girls! There's nothing wrong with that. If the guy is the one asking me out, I assume that he is going to pick up the tab.