Etc. Section B • Page 2 The University Daily Kenaan HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday (April 12). You may have thought you knew everything, but by now you should know that you don't. This year, make it your great quest to learn more. Pick a topic you are passionate about in April. Obtain a student loan in May. Take care of errands in June, and care for the folks back home in July. You may be bogged in fog in September, but stay the course. By December you'll have a great breakthrough, and it's all blue skies after that. By February you'll be ready to recognize yourself. Aries (March 21-April 19) --- Today is a 9 The world continues to be your oyster — for another day, anyway. If you uled, what would you do? Better do it fast, because for you, the time for talking is over. Just do it! Gemini (May 21-June 21) — Today is a 7 Taurus (April 20-May 20) — Today is a 4 You may be feeling a little low, but that's OK. If you can spend the day going over the numbers, it'll be time well spent. Turn off the phone to cut down on distractions and minimize headaches. Gemini (May 21-June 21) — Today is a 7 You could be the one with good judgment, objectivity and common sense. The others could get too hot under the collar. Offer your skills as an arbitrator, or your skills as a reference may be needed. Cancer (June 22-July 22) — Today is a 5 Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) — Today is a 10 Cancer (June 22-July 22) — Today is a 5 The pace is quick, but with any luck at all, you can get the job done by tomorrow — or maybe even sooner. Plan to put most of the money you're making into savings, or use it to pay off a debt. It'll buy you more that way. Two days in a row? You are hot! Only Leos are this lucky. Nobody's had a 10 far months Everything is lined up in your favor right now, so don't just sit there, start something! Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Today is a 5 Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Today is a 5 Your frustration may be alleviated somewhat by getting rid of the clutter. You have stuff around that you haven't used in years. Don't throw away something that belongs to a loved one, though. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — Today is an 8 Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — Today is a 4 Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — Today is am 8 Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Today is a 5 Libra (Sept. 25-Oct. 22) — Today is all fun! They say that opposites attract. What do you know? Somebody who's been driving you nuts may be hard to shake. You want to get in the last word, but that's never going to happen. Did you ever think that if you lose, you might win? It's all just a game, anyway. The more you can produce, the better you'll do financially. Where are those energy reserves when you really need them? Luckily, you're a long-distance runner. Just keep going, even if it's a struggle. You'll pass the others through sheer determination. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — Today is an 8 Somebody's liable to lead you into uncharted territory. You're usually the one who needs a map. This time you may be drawing it as you go along. And why not? Cartography is one of your natural talents. Capstone (22 Jan - 15 Jan) Today is 8:30. The information continues to pour in, and some of it is quite valuable. Sorting the wheat from the chaff is a challenge, but you're up for it. Meanwhile, don't jump to conclusions. Get the whole story before you take action. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) — Today is a 5 Your idea of a good time often involves getting away and exploring new horizons. But now, you may be more interested in staying close to home. It looks as if somebody there has your full attention. Looks as if fortune is smiling on you. There's work to be done, but you don't know where to start. Just take it slow and easy. You don't get extra points for going faster — although it won't be long before you do. At gym, balance weights, cardio Note: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and should be read for entertainment purposes only. When trying to decide for yourself, there are a few things you should consider. First, what are your goals? Figuring those out will help direct how you work out. But no matter what, it is best to do cardio and weight workouts on separate days. That way, FITNESS People often ask me, "Which comes first: cardio or weight training?" Good question. training efforts, so keep it moderately short in duration. If your goal is to build endurance, do your cardio workouts first. Then you can do some light lifting at the end. you aren't at risk for overtraining and you have enough energy to do both car Just remember, don't overdo it. If you are spending hours working out every day, it's too much. Keep you workouts around an hour in length. Any longer and you risk fatiguing your body and burning muscle, and the more muscle you have the more calories you burn each day. Also, variety, variety, variety! Even your cardio workouts should change periodically. Julie Taylor columnist jayleylk@xansan.com Questions? E-mail me at avplay@kansan.com. If you work out to burn calories and stay in shape, it doesn't really matter what you start with. Figure out which one you want to spend more time on and do that first, because that will consume most of your energy. I like to lift weights first because that's when I feel strongest and I get a better workout. I also don't like doing cardio first because I hate being super sweaty while I'm lifting. If your goal is to build a lot of muscle, concentrate more on weight training and less on cardio. Do your lifting first and then cardio at the end. Too much cardio can jeopardize your weight dio and weight workouts without risk of fatigue and injury. But if you don't have that much time on your hands, you can do them in the same day. Taylor in a Sacramento, Calif. senior and a trainer at Lawrence Athletic Club. KJHK TOP 30 1. Various Artists Soundtrack For Information (Lauka Bop) 4. The Soft Boys Underwater 3. Shuggle Otis Inspiration 2. Black Box Recorder The Facts of Life (Jetset) 4. The Soft Boys Underwater Moonlight (Metodos) 5. Various Artists Sounds Eclectic (Palm) 6. Muddy Waters At Newport 1960 (MCA/CHESS) 7. Wagon Christ Musipal (Ninja Tune) 8. Nikka Costa Everybody Got Their 9. Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire The Swimming Hour (Rycodisc) 10. Guided By Voices Isolation Drills (TVT) Something (Virgin) 11. Angels of Light How I Loved You (Young God) TODAY'S SHOWTIMES 1.2.B.R.M.C. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (Vinng/Abstract Dragon) 1.3.Matmoa A Chance to Cut is a Chance to Cure (Matmoa) 15. Old 97's Satellite Rides (Elektra 14. Mice Parade Mokoondi (Bubble Core) 16. Semisonic All About Chemistry (MCA) Liberty Hall Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: PG 13, 4, 30, 7 and 9, 30 n.m. 19. Lupine Howl 125 (Vinyl Hiss) 20. Momus Folktronic (Le Grand Maistren) EEG) 17. The Chamber Strings Month of Sunday (Bobsled) 644 Massachusetts Pollock R; 4:45, 7:15 and 9:40 p.m. 18. Linus Of Hollywood Let Yourself Be Happy (Franklin Castle) 22. Dart Park Discovery (Virgin) 23. Glen Phillips Abulum (Brick Red) ■ Chocolate: PG13: 4,30 and 9:30 p.m. ■ Dewn to Earth: PG13: 4,45; 7:10 and 9:40 p.m. 21. Breakestra The Live Mixtape Part 2 (Stones Throw) Kingdom Come: PG; 4:45, 7:10 and 9:40 p.m. Finding Forrester: PG13; 4:30 and 8:05 p.m. 24. Gorky's Zygotic Myncl The Blue Trees (Mantra) 2339 South Iowa St. 841 8500 O Brother, Where Art Thou? PG-13: 4:40, 7:05 and 9:35 p.m. Traffic: R; 4:35 and 8 p.m. 5. holAnd Drums (puICec) Along Came a Spider; R; 4:10, 4:45. 30. Idlewild 100 Broken Windows (Capitol) 25. holAnd Drums (punicec) 26. Sunless Day Electric Ahhh... (Amazing Grease) 27. Tortoise Standards (Thrill Jockey) 28. Autour de Lucie Faux Mouvement (Netherland) 29. Avey Tare & Panda Bear Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished (Animal) 6:55, 7:25, 9:30 and 10 p.m. Blow: R; 4:20, 7:20 and 10:10 p.m. Enemy at the Gates: R; 4:05, 7:15 and 10:05 p.m. ODDITIES and 10:05 p.m. Exit Wounds: R: 9:25 p.m. Josie and the Pussycats. PO 13. 4:30. 7:10 and 9:40 p.m. Israeli changes name to honor Internet impact Heartbreakers; PG-13; 4, 7 and 9:45 p.m. Instead, investigators said she rammed the manager with a grocery cart. A second employee was struck as Joe Dirt: PG:13; 4:55, 7:40 and 9:50 p.m. JERUSALEM — First there was the artist formerly known as Prince. Now, there is tomer.com, the computer programmer formerly known as Tomer Krissi. Cheriot demanded several more free hams, claiming she had spent $400 earlier in the month, the store said. At that point, the manager asked her to leave. Cheroti spent $48, but the manager agreed to give her the ham anyway. Apparently, that wasn't enough. Ham free-for-all causes woman to go hog wild Rachel Choriot allegedly hit two store employees and injured a police officer during a department store harm giveaway involving customers who spent more than $50. PLEASANTON, Calif. — A free-for-all about a free ham landed a 33-year-old woman in jail on two counts of misdemeanor battery. The Israeli interior Ministry initially balked at his application, claiming a name couldn't include punctuation marks, the 25-year-old man told the daily Maarin newspaper. But after studying the law, he found there was no such provision and officials backed down. The newspaper illustrated his story with a photograph of his new Israeli passport, with the entry ".COM (KRRI-SI)," under "family name." "People who don't use the Internet think what I have done is just a gimmick, but the internet changed my life. It opened up my head," he said. She's currently being held at the Santa Rita jail. - pokémon 3: G: 4:40 and 7:05 p.m. - Someone Like You: PG-13: 4:15, 7:15 and 9:40 p.m. he and the manager wrestled her to the floor. A police officer sprained a finger trying to arrest her. Just Visiting: PG-13; 4:35, 7:10 and 9:35 p.m. Woman tries to clear name with royalty claim **Spy Kids; PG; 4:25, 7 and 9:20 p.m.** **Tomcat;s R; 4:30, 7:35 and 10:05 p.m.** **Open tomorrow:** PHILADELPHIA — Valerie R. Harvey claims to be royalty — Queen Vallahra El Harre Bey of the Noble Great Seal Moors of Philadelphia and Montgomery Counties. That's why, she says, a judge should give her diplomatic immunity and dismiss charges she used an invalid credit card to rent an Axis rental car for three years. County Judge Albert R. Subers ordered Harvey held on $15,000 bail. Unless she can prove diplomatic immunity, the charges carry a maximum penalty of seven years in prison. The Caveman's Valentine and The Mexican at Plaza 6 "They don't recognize the Moorish Nation as a country and don't have a record of her as a recipient of diplomatic immunity," Prosecutor Bruce L. Castor Jr. said. "I am one of the Noble Great Seal Moors of Philadelphia and Montgomery Counties, aboriginal and indigenous people to these lands, with ancestry predating the existence" of the United States, she wrote. But prosecutors say there's no record of Havney or her alter-ego, Queen of the Moors. Harvey, 41, turned herself in Monday but refused to participate in a hearing and advised Montgomery Sheriff John Durante that she had turned herself in to test the jurisdiction of the court. Bridget Jones' Diary at South Wind 12 Prosecuters contacted the State Department. Perfect diamond sells for 3.6 million in auction NEW YORK — Diamonds are not only a girl's best friend but "La Favorite" baule of choice among Christie auction hidders. A mammoth, rectangular 50-carat diamond ring was sold for more than $3.6 million during an auction Tuesday. Laurence Graff, a gem dealer who recently opened a shop on Madison Avenue, picked up the gem. Made by Bulgari, the massive diamond was dubbed "La Favorite" — the most perfect diamond in America at the 1934 Chicago World's Fair. The ring was part of an 83-lot collection Christie's sold during three days in a sale dubbed "Property of a Lady." The sale price fell between a pre-sale estimate of $2.5 million to $5 million. Postman prosecuted for tossing mail in trash CHICAGO — Postman Robert Cloyd delivered the mail, alright — straight into a trash bin, federal prosecutor Cloyd, 51, was charged Tuesday with the misdemeanor offense of mail desertion, which carries a maximum sentence of one year in prison and a possible $100,000 fine. Prosecutors said he deposited 1,088 pieces of advertising mail into a trash bin outside the post office where he works on Chicago's North Side. They said no first-class mail was dumped. Defense attorney Sergio Fidel Rodriguez declined to comment until he spoke with Cloyd, who is scheduled for an April 18 court appearance. The Associated Press EVENTCALENDAR Live Music Hatebree and the Gourds at the Bottleneck, 7 37 New Hampshire St.; 1 8 and up Johny Lee & the Field Moor Rounds St. 32 | 2 Massachusetts St. 93-cover, 23 up and 18 down - "Pure Violet" by Trip at Raouf' u Velux Room, and at 6. $2 New Rainbow Bike! $3, $4 Kids! 7. $5 New Balance's Lending, B.E. Skiffes $6, no cover 24 and JR. D. J.P. at Brown Bear Brewing Company, 729 Massachusetts St.; $2 cover; 21 and up Tomorrow Key West and Brent Berry at Ade and Jake's Landing, B. Sixth St.; $3 cover; 21, up and Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St. 18 and up * Bumpus at the Jazzhaus, 926/1 2 Massachusetts St. $4 cover; 21 and up 046-359-8700 - Simplifyx at Ravell's Valet Room, 315 New Hampshire St., $5 cover, 23, and up Ultimate Fakebook at Sheila Devine at the Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St. and 18 up and down Avenue from DUMBO to BOSTON. Spring Fever Disco Party at Abe and Jake's Landing, 8 E. Sixth St.; $3 cover, free with disco attire; 21 and up DJ Kiby at Brown Bear Brewing Company, 729 Massachusetts St., $2 cover; 23 and up cup Odds Even and Joshua Richards at Harbour Lights, 1031 Massachusetts, at 10 p.m.; 21 and up D.J. at P, Brown Bear Brewing Company, 729 Massachusetts St., $2 cover; 23 and up buyer credit. Jazbaz Open Jam with The Spanktones, 926 17 Massachusetts St • $2 + 21 and up Open Mike at the Bottleneck, 737 New Hammersdale St. 18 and on Over the Rhine at the Bottleneck, 737 New Hammersholt St. 18 and up 1/2 Massachusetts St.; $2 cover; 21 and up DJ Kilby at Brown Bear Brewing Company, 729 Massachusetts St.; $2 cover; 21 and up Tuesday - Semisonic and Pete Yorn at the Granade, 1020 Massachusetts St.; 18 and up Open Mile night with Lonnie Fischer at Brown Bear Breaking Company, 729 Massachusetts St.; $2 cover; 21 and up Pund Hound and Geek at the Bottleneck, 737 N. Hyrohnes St., 1R, 1B and 2F **Alix Otto and Bloom at the Jazbah, 926/1.2** Massachusetts St.; $15, 18 and up; $3.21 and $4.75 Julia Peterson at Brown Bear Brewing - Malachy Papers and Pittown Ensemble at the Replay Lounge, 946 Massachusetts St.; $2 cover; 21 and up Company, 729 Massachusetts St.; $2 cover; 21 and up Today Fine Arts New Dance/Theatre/Music at 1:30 p.m. at Eibrazia Sherbon Dance Theater Concert Band at 7:30 p.m. at the Lied Center; general admission $7, $5 students. Gallery talk at 3 p.m. at the Kress Gallery in the Spencer Museum of Art. ■ "Edouard Manet's Le Dejeuner sur l'herbe and the Death of the Historical Landscape" at 5 p.m. at the Spencer Museum of Art KU Symphony Orchestra and University Theatre performing The Battered Bride at 8 p.m. at the Crafton-Preyer Theatre. Tango at 2 p. m. at the Spencer Museum of Art. Sunday Goldenbent Du 2 on a pt. at the central Court in the Spencer Museum of Art. More information. Faculty Horn Recital, Paul Stevens, at 7:30 p. m. an Swainstow reeal Rihe; mke adMhonion Men's Glee and Women's Choreale with Meli Melomane at 7:30 p.m. at Spencer Art Museum; free admission. Tuesday KU Perspectives on Metaphor and Irony at 3:30 p.m. at the Kress Gallery in the Spencer Collegium Musicum at 7:30 p.m. at Corpus Christian Church; free admission. Concert Choir performing multicultural music at 7:30 p.m. at 130 Murphy Hall; free admission. Opening The Battered Bride will be performed at 7:30 p.m, tomorrow, Saturday, Thursday, April 19, and Friday, April 20, at the Crafton-Preyer Theatre and at 2:30 p.m. Sunday, General admission is $16 and $14, student tickets are $8 and $7. April 15-20; Visual Communications April 15-20: Visual Communications Scholarship Exhibition at the Art and Design Gallery, Gallery hours are Sunday, 2 to 4:30 p.m.; Monday through Wednesday, 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.; Thursday, 8:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 8:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. The To have your events published in the Jayplay calendar send e-mail to jayplay@kansan.com or fax 864-0391. KANSAS SOFTBALL