UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Monday, December 6, 1993 11 [ATTENTION COLLEGE STUDENTS!] Need financial help? School can be extremely expensive and loans sometimes don't cover those "hidden costs." We can help! Call Faith Marketing for details about making BIG MONEY. Free 24 hr recorded message. Call 1-383-7979. Adams Alumni Center needs a dishwasher, A.M. & P.M., and a pantry person, A.M. Flexible hrs, positions available immediately. Apply in person at Adams Alumni Center 1266 Oread Ave. AMIGO8 Supervisor/Assist Mgr Supervision now - Manager later! Learn the busnea from the ground up and advance according to your own needs. Work with a former oriented person and like to work at a fast intense pace, an opportunity to put these skills to work and develop as a leader is available. Benefit apply now at: Amjog, 1819 W. 23rd. Attendance care, part-time; provide supervision of severely emotionally disturbed children/adolescents. On-call, variable hours. Knowledge/experience with SED children preferred. Must be 18 years old. Send school graduate. Send resume/cvote to J. Warnock, Department of Ecology, sourl, Lawrence, KS 4604. Open field. EARN CASH ON THE SPOT $15 Today,$30 This week By denoting your life saving blood plasma WALK-INS WELCOME! NABI Biomedical Center 816 W 24th 749-5750 Marketing Assistant position available at Naiasmith Hall for the spring semester. Applicant must have excellent people skills, good computer skills (desktop publishing experience a plus), and have a background experience in marketing, advertising, marketing research, and communications time with compensation of room and board plus stipend. Potential for full time effective July, 1994. Great resume and portfolio build to help you apply for Naiasmith Hall. You can apply at Naiasmith Hall, 1809 Naiasmith Drive, Lawrence KS, 68044. E/O.E/M.F.H/A. Need some extra $$$ during Christmas break? Honeybake is now hiring delivery drivers and cooks for the upcoming holiday season. Drivers must be able to lift 10 lbs., apply at Honeybake, or apply at Honeybake 249 Jawa Suite 643-8000. Hart-time position for person with business or accounting major to show apts, answer phones, and general office work. Our car needed, must be a Kansas resident, enrolled at KU in at least 12 hours, and have a GPA of 2.0 or more. Call 841-6003 6M-F. Part-time temporary Extension 4-H Assistant. Assist 4-H Agent with the promotion of the 4-H Enrichment program and related work. Required: High School Graduate and ability to provide a preference, January 1, 17, 1994. Send resume and 3 letters of reference, by December 10 to: Dennis Beijot, Extension Director 2110 Harper, Lawrence, KS, K65046. EOE EXPLORE CAREER OPTIONS WHILE SERVING IEWISH COMMUNITY. Chicago area undergrads: serve the Jewish community while gaining valuable career insight! Apply Management, Fundraising, Communications, or Human Resources. $130 stipend. For before March 1, 1994 for an eight-week summer internship in the fields of Health Care, Social Service, Psychology/Education, Management, Fundraising, Com- Chicago,IL 60606 312-444-2868. tuesday Foster, fmi-CEA9; Jewish Federation of Metropolitan Chicago J.S. FranklinSt. Data Entry, part time, $4.25/hour, 49.m-5p. every days a week. Two people work the work time each taking half of the days. Must have previous data entry and basic computer skills. Prairie Room Waiter/Waitress, part time $3.00 per hour plus tip. Monday thru Friday 11a.m. 3-6pm. Must have previous food service, wait/ waitress experience. Chelse's Helper, part time. $4.25 per hour, Monday thru Friday 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Previous food prep and gme grish experience preferred. Have must have previous food experience and be able to stand for long periods. Apply Kansas and Burge Uniones' Personnel office. Level 5. 13th and EOE. EOW professions students, maintaining current information for the students, processing recommended information to assist with geography schools, preparing student confidential files for evaluation by the Health Sciences Commission. hand handling correspondence on behalf of Chief Assistant to the School District for school related to medical school acceptance, using scholarship funds. PRE-MEDICAL SECRETARY/ADMINISTRA- TIVE ASSISTANT. Hard time graduate position @2s a week with the proximity of quartertime as of July 1. Responsibilities include acting as a resource person for pre-health students, maintaining current info- World Perfect 1. s, and being able to perform general office duties. Above all, must have excellent interpersonal skills and ability to work independently with initiative. Prefer someone interested in long-term employment. Must be a KU graduate. Please apply and bring (or send) resume. of Kansas, Lawrence, KS 68045, 684-367, by Wednesday, December 8. Starting date is approx. January 3. The University of Kansas is an AA/EO Employer. Restoration/maintenance positions for skilled professionals in various areas of the good pay. Call 841-7827 for more information. RESUME SERVICES Professional Business Training, Training Free initial interview. 823-100 BREAK POSITION! Inl. chain引 47-PT, FT entry level openings. Earn $9.00- $15.00 per day. Visit www.Den.25.Can. remain PT next semester. Inlaw in Lawrence 8431-8331 or Overland Park 381-9675. 225 Professional Services Driver education offered through Midwest Driving School, servicing KU students for 20 yrs. Driver's license obtainable, transportation provided. 851-7749 For a confidential, caring Friend, call us We're here to listen and talk with you. Birthright 843-4821. Free pregnancy testing. TRAFFIC-DUI's Fake ID's & alcohol offenses divorce, criminal & civil matters The law offices of Rick Frydman, Attorney 823 Missouri 843-4023 Donald G. Strole Sally G. Kelsey 16 East 13th 842-1133 OUI/Traffic Criminal Defense Lesbian, gay, bis- or unisex? If you need to talk to someone, call a Peer Counselor. CONFIDENTIAL. Call KU info or Headquarters. Prompt abortion and contraceptive services. Dale L. Clinton M.D. 841-8716. Research Assistance - MS/MSL information specialist available to assist with term paper, theses, these. Thesis & Dissertations Hardbinding and Gold Stamping 3 Day Turnaround Lawrence Printing Service, Inc. 512 E. 9th Street 843-4600 Unique resumes, cover letters, laminar prints, Post- cards, handwritten letters. Graphic ideas, Infographics, 97/8-143-801-107 235 Typing Services 1-der Woman Word Processing, 843-2063. 24-Hour Turnaround for under 30 pages. Any size accepted. $1.25/p. Call Ruth after 5 p.m. #84-6438. A Word perfect word processing service. Laser printer. Near campus. #84-655. Expert typing through the holidays. IBM Correct 100/sdbe double space page Call Mr. Matlia Matali 841-213-4960 Fast, accurate word processing; term paper, dissertation, thesis and graphics services available. Laser printing. Engineering and Law Review experience. Call Pam at 841-1977 anytime. cality. Any kind of typing. Call today at 841-62- running out of it? Let me do your TYPING! Lazer printing to WOW! your profs. 18 years professional experience. Accent learning. Grammar and spelling corrected! Call Jacki at Makin' the Grade 865-293-7288 Word processing, applications, term paper, tissues, reume, resume filing, composition, rush production. 300s Merchandise 305 For Sale 91. Schwim Impact Pro; good condition asking $275. LM or ask for Steve 832-0275. 1. single mattress, box springs, and frame for sale. Good condition. Must sell! Ask for Wendy Bai- 1. box springs, box springs, and frame for sale. Good condition. Must sell! Ask for Wendy Bai- Adcom stereo power amplifier GFA-335L, $160.29 gallon fresh water aquarium complete w/stand and accessories $150, Nice full size futon $175. Call 865-0720 Basketball coupons 4-sale (all) Will sell ASAP & will take best offer. Beds, desks, and bookcases. Everything But Ice. 936 Mass. Chow mixed baby, four months old, good health For free. If interested contact 749-1610 after apm and e-mail: chowmixedbaby@yahoo.com Head skis for sola. Solomon 757 bindings only used 1 season, $175. Call Phil 841-914. **Basketball Compatible** 286 iMm, printer. 60 mb hard drive, super VGA, sound card, and hound mouse. **Compatible with:** Kau basketball tickets for sale. Will take best offer. Call 832-4145 and leave a message. MSE, Mac 20 mg ID, Carrying case, ImageWriter $84.95, Cardboard games, and more. $80.91-84.95 Ask for Dcm Macintosh Quadras. Best prices available. Student discounts apply. 800-240-2411. Need to sell. KX-P2123 Panasonic (color option) printer 810, lamps, love seat, book case, book-shelves, table, chairs and miscellaneous. Call 892-4737 Neon beer signs $125. Busch Mountain wall clock $125. Call 749-748-1 at 6:00 m-th. Pinewood Queen waterbed/matress $150 pinewood 4 drawer dresser w mirror $200 Call 866-743-8200 Cannondale SR 400 road bike with Look pedals, exc. cord. $850/105-705 Power book 145b - 4/80 barely used 3 months old bought at n $159 asking 959. Call 749-4501. Season Student Basketball tickets for sale. Make your best offer. 855-2302 evenings STUDENT BASKETBALL TICKET FOR SALE BEST OFFER 841-6429 340 Auto Sales 82 Buick Century Clean, Reliable. Make an offer Call Angie 864-2279 1. w 2 female roommates need to sublease fully unimited 3 DBD apt., w private bath. For Spring sem, or sooner. 1 blk. from campus, $180/mo. Call 641-4007 1975 Buck Skylark Coupe with 327 Chev. engine, mug wheels. 800 Consider monthly) payments 86 Preclude S1. 11kHw Hiwy mi. Power sumrow & win- drop to a new option $3. 890 Call us at 842-7890. MUST S18K. MUSEI SAB8' sun roof, A/C, electric mirrors 90K run great, asking for $91. Call 842-6725. 1983 Black Jeep CJ-7, S-Speed. Hard top, new 1984 Jeep Wagoneer at $4,000. Call Oblz 3216 and leave a message. I bedroom apt, for sublease available Jan. I only call 719-548-3601, gas付, gas on Bus Roof 719-548-3601 1981 WV Jetta, 4d. Dr. Good Condition AM-FM奏 s装备, $170 pp. obl, Call Mike 841-7795. PLAY IT AGAIN SPORTS 84 Prelude-S11 1998 Hwy. ml. Fire sunset and snow all options $3,990 Call B54; 842- WUSTLUSET MUSIC. 3 Bt ApL for Rent. Easy access to downtown, KU, and bus route. Features 24 hr maintenance, off-street parking, microwave, dishwasher, and WD. mo. Day Michelle 7418-729 Eve Stair 740-0174 370 Want to Buy exercise equipment, downhill-skis, mountain bikes, and all sporting equipment I Bedroom, furnished apartment, on bus route, off dh St Verv Clearly! Call 843-8719 400s Real Estate b dbm apt. close to campus available for rent or lease. Call 615-207-3849, furnished, celling rooms, Cell Phone: Call 615-207- 3849. Available at semester break, aps. in newer section of West Hills 1000 Erd Rd. 1 bapm. apt., campus kitchen. In addition to hookups, dw, microwave, fan, mini blinds, balcony, energy efficient, great location near cambridge, and UMass Boston. 1029 Mass. 841-PLAY (7529) Available Jan 1, 1 bdm; apt on bus route Cell 749.158-366 mon-Pri. Fm. 4 bedroom apartment for rent, fully furnished, very nice! Available Spring semi. Interested? Call (718) 260-5398. Available Jan 1 3 bdrm. ap close to campus, Avail Date: Mon 26 Mar 2017 Georgetown Call 852-3831 or 76-277-292 Beautiful 1 Bd unfurnished, available Jan 1. Acad from stadium. Laundry facilities $250 + $300 per room. Available now nice clean apt. close to campa- nion waderry 1726 Ohio. Ohs#. No pets. 1 8 Bdm rpm. just blocks from campus available for 2nd semester sublease. washer/dryer, dishwasher. calling fan...the works. $220 per no./person. 1138 Kibenni 865-7029. Call now. 405 For Rent For sublease starting Jan. 1, 1994: Birchwood Gurrows, 2 bedrooms, within walking distance to RU. For rent - spacious one bedroom apt, with hardwood floors. 841-6911. Free Rent in exchange for part-time child care. Flexible hours. Please mature student with some experience. 1 bdr. ap, overlooks stadium, off street parking, subLEASE in this month-Rent Fees. Leave until pick-up date. 3 bedroom condos with Will place individuals and all the amenities. Professional women seeking N/S female Grade. student for one bedroom, half bath in my home on West 20th. Terrace. Kitchen privileges. W/D use the room as quiet, responsible, enjoy cats. $235-$483.97 at Kansas University Call today 843-4420. OPEN DAILY 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Reserve your home today! MASTERCRAFT offers furnished 1, 2, 3, & 4 DUMP apls... designed with you in mind! Go to ... Campus Place·841-1429 1145 Louisiana Hanover Place - 841-1212 14th & Mass. Regents Court 749-0445 1905 Mass. MASTERCRAFT Orchard Corners - 749-4226 15th & Kasold Sundance - 841-5255 7th & Florida Tanglewood - 749-2415 10th & Arkansas Great sub-lease opportunity 141 Tennessee Large Greater, 842-758-7693, clean, quiet, great 842-758-7693 Room to sub-lease in a large house start Jan 1st Call 832-8749 on call. 832-8940 for Prave or 832-8749 for Ravenscroft. 842-4455 Furnished studio apartment. 2 short blocks from Water paid. off street parking. No pets. #341-896-5700. Spacious, sunny 1 bdr. unfurnished Apt. Apple included, Close to campus. Ceiling fan. Deck and microwave. $375/month available for sub-lease Jan 1. B41-849J. Sublease 2 bedroom apt. at Bedwalk. Available for $149,000. Bid: 81-164-8400. kruet bus route, price $50, 81-164-8400. Furnished room for rent with shared kitchen and living room from KU. Off-street parking. No petCal permit required. Soblease 2 br. Townhouse W/D bookups and callership. Call Harvey Phone 401-822-3500 / mci+ Callen Harvey Phone 401-822-3500 Large, bright, caye & copy. Private entrance, garden apn. in home on West 20th. Terrace. Two brd. fireplace. W/D hookups. No peta/smoking. 4450-500. Utilities/Cable paid. 843-9487. Skive cottage near campus访问 at semester and can furnish furnished, $450/mo / no pets Call 641-894- 352 or 583-2684 Spring Semester sub-lease, b *Br Apt very close to* close to campus; $350/mo. Call 823-0161 New Large 4 Bdr. Available. Specials offered thru May or July. Includes DW, MW, FP, trash compactor, cable paid. Call 841-7847. 4501 Wimbelden Dr. LARGE 15k room in nice house, 3 miles from KU for female non smoke U2l, uuI paid. **749-016-068** MORNING $TAR for rooms and apartments in well kept老屋 places. Also soon house. Call 691-124-085 We also have 2 & 3 bedrooms for 2nd semester & are close to campus. meadowbrook APARTMENTS • TOWNHOMES • RESIDENCES So...how about those roommates? I like 'em but can't live with them? We have a studio or a one bedroom apartment ESPECIALLY FOR YOU! MEADOWBROOK 842-4200 Nice furnished large rooms, new paint/carpet, new furniture or student or student Free from the patl unit. no/mo. $895-$1495 Free from the patl unit. no/mo. $895-$1495 One be. ap. Bony but good. Microwave, dishwash- ing. One be. ap. Molybdenum. Microwave, dishwash. Case at 684-1076 call to 931-2455. Case at 684-1076 call to 931-2455. MON-FRI 8am-5:30pm, SAT 10-4 SUN 1-4. (Sorry, no pets) Colony Woods Apartments $365-$435 - 3 Hot Tubs - Indoor/Outdoor Pool - Sand Volleyball Court . - Basketball Cou - Microwave - 1&2 Bedroom Apts. - On Bus Route 842-5111 1301 W.24 $^{th}$ Wishing You The Best This Holiday Season! Sublase available-Trailridge Studio apt $112 MU On KU bus route. Call Calm Dalton at 832-2081. Sublease begin Jan 1. 1. Great studio apt. in old building near downtown. B225-920-1111 Call 842-2056- to dunnett & campus. B225-920-1111 Call 842-2056- Subline from Jan 5 - July 31 J1 bbmR w/wash- carport $39/mo Call after p8. m4-88500 $39/mo Call after p8. m4-88500 Sublease Jan-May 2-8bm apartment, near campus, lower /4 of l/b $365/mi. 942-7890. we're making life easier! *Weekly Maid Service - Weekly Main Service - Front Door Bus Service - "Dine Anytime" with Unlimited Seconds - Laundry and Vending Facilities NAISMITH 1800 Naismith Drive (913) 843-8559 $ 10 share spacious house, completely furnished, walking distance to campus, $250 per month for one year. 1 roommate needed to share nice/clean 3 bdm rooms / month + 1/uil. Avail. Jan.). Call am457896 1 roommate wanted for 3 bedroom apartment to campus. $202 per month + 1/uil. Call am457896 430 Roommate Wanted Female needed to share townhouse. Will have own car. Call 843-292-1060. Contact us: Call 843-292-1060. Contact us: Call 843-292-1060. For 3 bed, 2 bath condo on bus r.l. fur. w/d in w/ Furn. 2 bth. xp. ph. xp. f. Carrier. C933-858-2634 Sleeping area 100 sq ft. Bathroom 60 sq ft. FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED N/S, move Jan. 1, key to 2, bath on BN, bus route, *u* utilities. Please contact: roommate@haworth.com Female roommate needed by Jan. 1 to July 31. Cute nineperson 2b apartment near campus, furnished except for your room. Call immediately. B42-4105 and leave message. Female roommate wanted for 2 bfr. apc. Close to (11m) and (11h) to Aval. $180/mo. T/aval. Avail on Sunday Female roommate, comfortable 3 bedroom townhouse on bus line, $255+ utilities, no pets, no smokers, pet welcome. 1 rmatem needed to share 3 bdm ap. Jan 1 or 2 rmatem needed to share 6 bdm ap. Jan 1 or 3 rmatem needed to share 49 bdm ap. Jan 1 or 483-800 105-828 or 832-1580 after 4 pms. Female non-smoker. New Ibu Aug. 3 2 HB ppt. in Tampa, FL. Born January 18, 1965. Plymouth Pillly furnished. Close to Campus. 88-400-7500. 2 NSE Upperclassman need 2 NSE to share clean, furnished 4 bath, 2 bath app. Bus Route. Nice Neighborhood, Pool, Laundry rm. $196 + 1/4. ut. Call Morgan 720/811 or Range 841/850. Need a place to live! IVR room needed me! Smart. No/Call Heather at 844-561-3911 / uxilities. Smart. No/Call Heather at 844-561-3911 Looking for a female roommate to share a 4-bird, 2 bth apartment. On bus route, fully furnished & very INEXPENSIVE!! Call Holly or Beth at 851-489 Mature, studious, stable house mate and made clean a bedroom 200/m² & ¼/uilt. N.S. Litter box, washbasin, toilet. N/S, mile, needed to share a BdR townhouse with 3 patio, garden, $200 + / utilities. Call 617-445-1000. N/S/ responsibility fun female roommate need for 2 female roommates in a residential apartment. Deposit ng, available ASAP. DB47-73629. 1 to 2 females needed for spacious bkm apt. for mom, or sooner, or mite from campus, on busi- ness trips. 1 Dbm/dw sem-private bath of a 8bdm apv avail- dance on BUS TOTAL. Call 602-954-3474 / u! utilities on BUS BOTTOM. Call 602-954-3474 Nested mate, clean. M/ male to share 2 br apt/ m/ male to share. C/ clean. Tom assess $18/m. Clear. A/G. Need clean, responsible, N/S, mile to share 2 br. apt. $30/50 m² + 1/4½ lives. Free cable. On bus route. Furnished (except for room). Available 1. Call Quick! 842-4888. 1 Female needed, spaced 2 bedroom apt, for spring sem. on bus route $35 + 1/4 inch floor. 1 Male needed, very spacious 2bdrm townhouse on the corner of 38th and level 2, & 1/2 bath with two bedrooms. Call 914-570-5161. Needed: N/S/ female to need 3 bdmr. apt w/ hard wood floors near campus and downtown. $175/mo. + $17.60 deposit. Avail. immediately. Call 822-830-7073 evenings. 1 f 8 roommates, 3 BR house, W/D, Bus Koe 2 f 10 roommates, Available Jan. For information call 749-0748 I drom in spectaculare house, a few bliss from cannip. 1210. *a bargain!* *a bargain!* 739-378. Non-smoking female needed to share own 3 lb. chlam. January $1990 mn./ - plus /u$ 850 available January $1,990 mn./ - plus /u$ 850 available NSF w/ small dog needs a responsible NSF te share 2 bdm. apl. for spring semester. $198/mo+ Ull. Call 790-1897. One or two Female roommates! Larger Room on a walk-in closet and private bath. W/D in apu College Hill Condo on 6 & Eerry. Available at college Hill Condo or beginning of next. Call Katharine at 865-323-1400. THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN NS, M/F to share a very nice clean b. apl. MS/F to share starting Jan 1, $197.50 /b. One or two people to share three bedrooms, two baths and a kitchen. Available. Arrive January 1, 1994. Call 857-7272 One roommate set for four bedroom house for $300/mo + utilities. Ank for Paria at 855-296-206. Seeking NSF to sublease NEW l3 condom on Call Emmy $50 + 10% utilities. Available NOW on Call How to schedule an ad: Roominate for spacious house, block from campus. Huge kitchen, two bath, wonderful peekaboo bed. Great location. Roammate needed for 3 barm床 just 4 kb from campus $490 a month +/u. Voltil $65-364. Roammate need N/.SGrad. student 2 Bdr. $865. +/m half. voltil On bus route. Bus voltil $84-308-262. Roammate need. Start Jan. 1. $830/m plus 1/u. Voltil $1614 room. Non-smoker. Bus voltil $65-290 for "Doomate wanted for 5 bmz. house. Has hawker $200/mo. includes Utilities except phone 617- 485-3390. Responsible male roommate wanted for 4 bedroom, 3 bath townhouse in West Lawrence. Large kitchen, refrigerator and washer/dryer. Cable, trawl net, 800/m³ / a/1. Call 814-3681 and leave e message. Ads phone in may be held to your MasterCard or Visa access. Otherwise, they will be held until pre-payment is made. * * In our manner: 118 Stuart Fletch Filet Share large Victorian house, many amenities, downmarket, rare value; $300 + /½ until 842-4222. 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