15 University Daily Kansan / Wednesday, February 20, 1991 110 Bus. Personal 100 EZ not so easy? Other tax forms confusing® R联邦 and Kansas tax forms professionally prepared. Reasonable rates. Federated Tax Services. All taxes. ALL AUCTION LOTS at sale of MURDER BASE. DULT tapes for sale at MIRACLE VIDEO from $9.95 190k Haskell N.19 N.2nd.841-7504. Bruceh L. Long & Ronchik Telecoms SPRING BREAK $9.95 1910 Haskell, N 92, nid. 841 N. 2nd Bauch, Lori Ray-Ban Sanglams 20% Below Sug. Retail The ETC Shop Rauchen 732 EUROPEAN 25th & IOWA 841-6232 Want to place an ad? Call 864-4358, 8am-5pm B. C. AUTOMOTIVE is your full service auto repair shop. Classic to computerized. Body shop available. American motorcycle repair and maintenance. B.V.A. & VISA. Mastercard & Discover cards accepted. COLLEGE TUTORING too expensive? Let private grants and scholarship pay your way. Notice we offer financial aid to students for more information. For more information write to College Tutor Consultation, P.O. Box 421434 Need an Attorney Richard Frydman 843-4023 843-4023 For All Municipal and District Court Matters Free Initial Consultation Each year 100 of puppies and kittens must be put to sleep because there aren't enough homes for them. If you have a pet or neither your pet if you need financial assistance contact the Lawrence Humane Center. FORMAL WEAR The Etc. Shop Nationally tested job resume, cover letter, self- marketing, job bank services. Summer intern- ships. Graduate. Satisfaction guarantee. Call CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON... and be the SUA 1991-92 LEISURE ACTIVITIES Coordinator! Apply at the SUA office, 4th Level, Kansas Union. Deadline to apply is 5p.m. TODAY! SUA Pregnant and need help? Call Birthright at 843-4821. Confidential help free pregnancy testing MAVE. MONEY> Save your oil every 25,000 miles with AMSOIL 10% synthetic motor oil.慕特 M1 G and AMSOIL bill Bittl Rumol Amsoil M6 and K9600 bill Bottl Rumol Box 365. LACKEPS. K9600 or call 832 4724. Students, start your own business for only $95.00 Unlimited income money Potential back guarantee Call anytime 841-8025 or 841-1699 Ask nor Seat. 120 Announcements ALL DAYS, 90% OF FP Quitting business sale continues at the Book End in Quintail's Flea Market, 811 New Hampshire weekends 16-5. For anonymous info and support for AIDS concerns, call 841.2343. Headquarters INTERESTED IN MEDITATIO College Money, Private Scholarships. You receive minimum of 8 sources, or your money refunded. Associate Fined! Since 1981, GCL, MBA, MFA, MSc, PhD, JD. Joel Mo, Goldman Sachs, Mo 6402-1881 1-800-3795-4753 LBTNING and NOTETAKING intensive workshop. Learn and practice Correll method of notetaking. Wednesday, February 29, 3:50:30pm. will use WORKSHEET! Presented by Mike Berry. Suicide Intervention - If you're thinking about suicide or are concerned about someone who call 842.245 or visit 1419 Mass. Headquarters 'Cummings Center' THE WAR AFFECTS US- For a caring listener or info on support services, call Headquarters Counseling Center. 841.245.683 warried about your personal safety? *Poppy Gas* is a mastic like self-defense product. It works on human beings and does to totally alter their behavior in a way that is likely available in *u-9* or keying model for the company. Send check or money order payable to K.C. Sales Company P.O. Box 42206, Lawrence, KS 69544 130 Entertainment Give a band but no PA or lights for a show. *Call* Complete sound and light equipment with qualified technicians at bottom price centers. We've worked with brands like Bell, KFC, HEU KU! in Spring Break Time! Part in Caribbean-Mexico-Startling from $890 or Daytona Beach 7 nights! "purely elegant" Calling! Visit us at www.kfc.com/heuku! Looking for the best GIF in town, it's at the BOTTENLEE Free pool. Free lazurke衣锦, over 30 draw WOW! See you on Fridays. We've invited all your friends to friend get engaged? Is it her birthday? Are you having a party? We've got what you need to make it a night to remember! Affordable prices. Call us. 612-598-7344. Put your heart on the line, listen to other's messages or leave your own. 190-463-0223, 95 per minute. Campus Connection A Dating Service Johnny's UP & UNDER 842-0377 is available for Engagement Parties, Birthday Parties, Pinning Parties and any other party possible. Spring Break is coming and South Padre is the place to go! Beach front hotels and day trips. Day trips to Moree and more! 8 days, 7 nights. Call/leave message. Pat. 749-6221 Johnny's Sunday Special $2.50 Cheeseburger, Fries & Draft or Soda 140. Lost-Found $100 Reward. Lost opal/diamond ring. 22rd St. Dillons. Sentimental value. Call Barbara Scott, 864-4954 FOUND: In Summerfield, Men's wristwatch, Call 843-4823 to describe. Found 2/15/91, key or chain in parking lot behind Union. Call 841-3321 UConn, Call 641-832-521 Found. Male brown and white Springer Spaniel Found at 9th and Mississippi on Feb 13. Answers Found. Set of keys in Summerfield. In key case call and describe. 865-3592 Lost. Brown pair of prescription shoes with camouflage case. Reward. 864-2938. 2381 BROOK PARK glasses with camouflage case. Reward. 864 2038 Lost: Sako watch-gold with black face. Please call Monica, 842-6902. Lost/stolen on Sat. Feb 9 at 1648 Teen. ASHIVER BRACELET Please return-Sentimental value! REWARD!" Call Pat at 182-683. 200s Employment 205 Help Wanted be an apartment manager while going to school part-time during school year. Full-time during summer. Experience helpful but not required. Bachelor's or equivalent. Resort Manager, B62. LAWS, KS 952 CAMP COUNSELORS wanted for private Michigan boys/girls summer camp. Teach swimming canning, sailing, washing gym, fishing, swimming, camping, crafts, dramas, or riding Allo kitchen, office maintenance $1200 or more plus 8&B, Mar. Messenger, 736 Maple Nld. EARN $5,000-$10,000 Now hiring-managers and laborers, limited opportunity. Part time now. Full-time this summer. STUDENT PaintERS .Call: collect call 43-6006, Mr. Garffen Fantastic Sam's is now taking applications for stylists. Benefits. Call 749-1976 for more information Graduate student wanted for junior position part-time. Starts now and goes through the summer. Call Buckingham Palace at 842-6284 to set up an interview Summer job interviews - Average earnings $3000 University Directories, the nation's largest employer 250 college students for their summer sales program. Top earnings $3,000-8,000. Gain public relations selling yellow page advertising for your campus telephone number. Posting online university emails paid training program in Chapule Hill, NC. Looking for enthusiastic, goal-oriented student positions may be available. Interviews on campus beginning 2nd March. Sign up at University Placement Need Cash? Earn up to $500/wk working at home Send SASE to: R & J Enterprises, P.O. Box 2422, Denton, TX 76201 Outgoing, enthusiastic individual needs to serve as company representative and contact for KU Campus. Ideal for sorority member. Earn extra money and flexible hours. For interview call Position announcement. Department of Special Education. Hiring 2 person for data collector Student hourly position. Application deadline is October 15th. Please visit www.wichick.edu. Department of Special Education. STUDENT APPLICATIONS PROGRAMMER 1 Daylight: 2/20/91 $1400/Month Monday to Friday maintenance and other related tasks needed to maintenance and other related tasks needed to share responsibility for incurring that programs perform as per specification; assisting as re- spective; providing training encountered in executing programs. To apply, submit a letter of application and any current Computer Center, University of Kansas, Michigan. Summer Job Outdoors - Over 5,000 openings! National Parks, Forests, Fire Creek, stamp for free details! 113 East Wyoming, Kaisleil, MT 59801. companies to work for in America! We offer professional independence, best training in the industry, educational opportunities and personal growth. If you are interested in working for a company with identity, a history of diversity and social justice, twice the average, send resume to HR@210Broadway, Kansas City, MO 64111 300 Dole, University of Kansas, EOE Sales. Jobs -10 declared the # 1 Sales and Marketing company to work in *America We are*. Send resume to Dole University of Kansas, the industry, management opportunities & pro- fessionals. NANNE~Year-long, East Coast, Airfare, airfare sunlines. Fun social activities; carefully screened families. Personal attention; PRINCETON NAT HARRION #46; Princeton, N.J. 06548 Harrison, N.J. 06548 Need a change? Be a nanny! Go to interesting places and earn good money for a year. Templeton Nanny Agency, Lawrence 824-443 TECHNOLOGY CENTER ASSISTANT Deadline: 3/19/2011 Salary: $450-$600/month (mates) assisting in customer with customers in a center in finding computing based solutions to meet customer needs through state contract items or identification of non-contract items which meet customer needs through state contract items or recommendation of new equipment and services as customer needs change. Maintaining contact with customer base to help drive improvements. Assisting in the acquisition and maintain open lines of contact with wenders and suppliers for evaluation hardware and software of materials and graphic and documentation duties. Assisting in the writing, design and production of materials and documentation; maintaining logs of customer visits and interactions; equipment check-in, out, and return activities; activities as defined on the job descrip Need managers for rapid growing corporation No exp necessary. Will train in sales, marketing and management. Call 826.8911 Work position: manager Unique Career Opportunity $11 to start and bonus 225 Professional Services B 240 Tutor, Former T A., CPA Reasonable rates Eric 843-5179 Driver Education served O'Malley Martin Driving School, serving K.U. students for 20 years, driver's license obtainable, transportation provided, 841.7749 Government photos, passports, immigration, vies, senior portrait, modeling & arts portfolios. Model portfolio, wedding photography Model portfolio,婚礼摄影 passport $50 Call 841-969 or leave 16 East 13th 842-1133 TRAEFIC - DUIL'S TRAFIC - DUTS Fake ID's G alcohol offenses other criminal/civil matters DONALD G. STROLE Attorney Prompt contraception and abortion services in Lawrence, 841.516. PRIVATE OFFICE Ob-Gyn and Abortion Services Overland Park (913) 491-6678 QUALITY TUTORING, MATHEMATICS and STUDY BABIES. We teach your grades and enhance your knowledge with our professional services. All tutors have previous experience. Homework assistance test preparation. Homework assistance. SPANISH TUTOR, Lots of experience. Have lived in Spain, Call Derek, 842-6612 235 Typing Services 1. dier Woman Word Processing. Former editor transforms your scripts into accurately spelled and punctated, grammatically correct pages of letter quality type. 843-363, days or evenings. Absolute cheapest typewriter/laptop prints in Lawrence $ 90 (90 double-page slacer. Lapto- prices as low as $ 20. Rush jobs no problem. 749-648. Accurate typing by former Harvard secretary. $12.5-black-spaced page East Lawrence. Call Mrs. Mattila. M4-1219 Accurate Affordable Word Processing, Word Perfect LQ Printer. Fast service. $1.25 double page. Theresa, 841-0776. Call R.J.'s Typing Services 841.3942 Term papers, legal, legales, etc. No calls after p.m. Distance Trains Training and Wardening Services Professional resumes, consultations, word processing, typing, laser prints, and more Fast, quality work. 499-649-648 I will correct grammar, punctuation or spelling errors, edit and type your words of wisdom and, in general, help you produce your best possible papers Phil. 842 6253 Zooma s. quattuor, Typing dpi, dpi processing papers, pages, tissues, dissertation letters, letters, journals, and memoirs. Binding and printing corrected 201- G W 210th W. 8a. m 5p. m; F 5a. m 5p. M 84. 4274 Professional resumes-Consultations, formating, typesetting, and more. Graphic Ideas Inc. 927 $\ Mass. 841-1071. TheWORDDOCTORS- Why pay for typing when you can have word processing? IBM, MAC, laser. Since 1983 843-3147 WordPerfect word processing, Ink Jet printer Near Orchards Corners. Phone 843 8568 Word Processing: Typing; Papers, Resumes, Dissertations, Applications. Also assistance in spelling, grammar, editing, composition. Have M. S. Degree. 841-6254 300s Kawasaki 600R, 87, black, 3900 mi, mint cond. Always garaged. Keep calling, leave message. 844-8262 CAMERA EQUIPMENT? Solarg 80,200 zoom lens -875.1mmi XGIA Camera with 6mm 2.0mm lens -840.1mmi Bowl & Hewell 3mm camera XL mirror + Bowl & Hewell 3mm projector-843.894 --software, plus extras! 864-6346 CAMERA/EQUIPMENT: Solara, 90-200 yrs. 305 For Sale American West Airlines pay, $200 value, sell for 189. Call Hong at 864-3798 or 864-5424. Apple II GS, complete system. Lots of original software also available. Merchandise Lamps $15.00, end tables $25.00, 4 drawer chests $30.00, love seat from $15.00, bunk beds $18.00, 4 piece bedroom sets $29.90 + additional furniture Maxi Computer, 22 magazine hard drive, printer, lots of software and accessories $106. 769.071, Paul Man's 10 speed - Glubman, moving m... make offer. Leave message, 841.1986 Power XS stereo receiver, CT-6T tape deck, with HPM-700 headset, $250.00 843-9083 Men's 10 speed-Columbia, moving must sell, make offer. Leave message, 841-1926 Pioneer- VSX 890 AV, 125 W/C, Dolby PL surround, full remote. 1.5m, old. 3.5 yr, old. warranty, left arm, immaculate. $20.00 obo. KC at 812-265-0088 340 Auto Sales YAKIMA carrier rack w/ locks. Great for bikes, skis, sailboards. Excel condition. Fit car roofs with rangers. 1380-2940. Raleigh Technium 12 spd bike. Red, 8 mos. old. Like new. 320. Dave, 664.7004. Queen size waterbed for sale. Fits QS. bedframe, regular QS. sheets fit. $100. Call 749-2914. Baldwin Trenchum 13, 114 East 2nd Street 1980 Old Omega, AT/AC/Stereo, excellent condition. $150/offer 841-8521 after 6pm. regular Q-S sheets fit $100. Call 749-2919. Raleigh Eagle 12-spd cup. Red, 8 mos. old. Like new $230. Daxe. 664-7044. 1983 Ford Escort, 2 dr. Only 74k AT, stereo, great condition. $1000. $124,846 1892 Formula Bright red, 3-speed, IP40 1892 Formula Bright red, 3-speed, IP40 Excellent condition 8190 or best offer. 84.94.400 8190 or best offer. 84.94.400 '81 Honda Civic 1500 DX, 94.900 miles, 5 s/depotcar; $1500, 842-3059 www.honda.com 83 Toyota Terracel SR5 sport, high new miles, motor w/ 45k m/h 843.7589 $1800 after 8pm. 1976 Olds Cutlass. Body rust but reliable transportation. 800.001.841-0680. 35 Dodge Clyde by MitSUBs 65,000 miles 4.4MPA, small car school $1900, $1843 6323 Leave message 36 Tucker II, llwd, sdr, good cond, hrg acc, rk obb ebc obb ebc ebc Bill Sims invites pass and present customers to stop by Sonny Hill Gastro-Gero (C for a real deal on any new and used car or truck) 3400 S. Iowa, 8140-7395 [Letters from the bail shop]. VW Squareback 1970, $2300 or best or offer New engine, brakes. Braken wood stereo. 843-7710 360 Miscellaneous SEC DAYTON, NE On TV's V.C.B stereo, stereo, stereo, in cameras, instruments. We honor vica/MCAM IV Disjayhawk Pawn & Jewelry. 18W. 6 h/48. 719-119 Hillel כפל Events of the Week Wednesday, Feb. 20 Camp Chi Interviews Placement Center Friday, Feb. 22 Shabbat Dinner 6:00 p.m. Hillel House R.S.V.P. by Thurs Feb 21 Sunday, Feb. 24 Little Brothers and Sisters Bowling Party 1:00 - 3:00 p.m. For rides and more information call 864-3448. If you support the troops without opposing the war, then you support the war that will kill the troops Enlarged to Show Texture There is NO MIDDLE GROUND Oppose Bush's War! Real Estate 405 For Rent 1 bedroom apt w/ balcony available now at Southridge Plaza Apts. $275 water and cable pd. No. 842: 11650 2 bedroom, 2 bath, short term till July 31 $425 mo. Qualified applicant can save on damage deposit. 842-7326 2 bedroom apt available now at Aspen West Apts. $390, water pd. Lease t/ 73/ 1. No calls. Call 842 1160 or 842 1839 Available March 1 - 1 bd unifi apt in new building at West Hills 1004 Emery Rd. Energy efficient with DW HD storage microware, DM, cell phones, and wired internet. Short lease charge $350 per month. No pets EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 which makes it illegal to advertise "any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, national origin, or familial status, or national origin, or an intention, to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination." This newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all ads advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. ONE BLOCK FROM KANSAS UNION. For rent to serious graduate student, upperclass student or KU employee. One BIR furnished. No pets. Refs. 650/mo. Water furnished. $550/mo. 841-3262 after a PM One bedroom/studio, 2 blocks from campus, on bus route, cool deck. Ceiling fans, gas heat paid, 841-3899 days. Place to live. Room available at Nasruth Hall for semester. I will pay $150 deposit. Please call Stephane, 844-680-680. 10:24pm Quiet 1 bedroom apartment for sublease. Near campus. Available March 1. $245. Call 865-2405. by Brian Gunning Twenty-Five Bottles of BEER ON MY DRAWING TABLE Twenty-five bottles of BEER! TAKE ONE DOWN, DROP IT ON THE GROUND Twenty-FOUR BOTTLES OF OH TO TEEF SINN! DONT LET FRIENDS DRINK AND DRAW... SAY goodnight, ADD GOODNIGHT ADDY! THANKS JIMSTER. Charming, large one bld. apt. suitable for two people. One bk from Student Union. Off street parking. No pets. References required. Rent $50 plus utilities. 749-2190 or 824-9007. Furnished room, one block from KU. Some utilities paid, off street parking. No pets. 841-550-3500 Lorimar Townhouses. 3811 Clinton Parkway Quality, spacious, with all the amenities. Brand new. Available now. 2 & 3 bedrooms. Lease thru March 2019. 60% of rooms sold. Must be at least 30 years old. Must subshell May Mid Aug to or longer. No rent until June 4/12/bath/5th寝. Hires $12/mon - utilities. Pool, ac, DW, microwave, 2 balconies. 841-6929 *Pool & Volleyball* - Quiet location - Small pets OK with deposit - Close to bus route - Inexpensive gas heat - Central air 2166 W.26th 843-6446 Open 10-5, M-F Quiet 2 bedroom apartment for rent. Available immediately, $75 per month. Call 843-940-3400. Spacious 2d furn. apt. available immediately $415 per month. Great location near campus. No pets. 843-940-342-8588. Spacious bachelor level. Available now. 843-940-342-803 24TH & EDDINGHAM (Next to Benchwarmers) EDDINGHAM PLACE SUBLEASE. Incredible studio apartment, close to campus and downtown. For appointment, call 841 5797. SUBLEASE-1 bdrm furn apt. Sundance II. $340/mo. Available immed. Day 841-5255, evenings 863-749 Offering Luxury 2 BR apartments at an Affordable price!! Office Hours: 12-6 pm M - F 9-3 pm Sat. No Appt. Necessary 841-5444 Professionally managed by Kaw Valley Mngt., Inc Sublease. Studio at 13th and Ohio. available immediately, willing to negotiate. Call 841-4972 for appointment Sublease May to August Campus Place. Next to Crossing Yello. Sub. Furnished. 4 bedroom 865-421. Sublease: 2, 2nd bath w/ balcony. Great location. Available March 11 w/ March rent paid. Leases $30 plus deposit, w/ option to extend lease. Leave message. 843-8794 SUNRISE VILLAGE Now Leasing for Fall Mon.-Fri. 11-5 - Luxurious 3 & 4 - Luxurious 3 & 4 - Garages; 2 & 1/2 bath - Bedroom Town Houses - Microwave Ovens - Microwave Ovens - Some with fireplaces - Some with fireplaces - On KU Bus Route - Swimming Pool - Swimming Pool & Tennis Courts 841-8400 VILLAGE SQUARE Apartments A Quiet, Relaxed Atmosphere 9th & Avalon close to campus spacious 2 bedroom laundry fac. & pool waterbed allowed If you can read this ad, you're too smart to live in an apartment. Wise up and make the move now! - Free utilities - Free utilities * Computer Center * Great social events * "Dine Anytime" It doesn't take a genius to see that Naismith is the smart place to live while you get an education. THE FAR SIDE Sublease large 1 bedroom apartment $345/month. Call 841-9114 Two bedroom apt. for immediate sublease. W/I microwave, on bus route; $435, low utilities 749-7254 430 Roommate Wanted 1 roommate wanted. Own room in 3 bedroom townhouse. Close to campus. Utilities split by four. $205. Call 841-4547. Summer sublease. One bedroom furnished apartment in KU bus route $252. no pet. Nags 146-168. Sunflower House Student Cooperative has private rooms for spring and summer. Drop by 146-760. 2 BR at Mallis, $214 mo, spit electric phone, Male or female. Must be studious, social yet quiet. Patrick, 841-6467 Cheap, big, nice, own room, on bus route $150/mo plus $t_2 utilities Male/Female. Duplex. Call Chris, 842-7543. Female roommate wanted. Sunrise Village 4 bedroom. Rent plus *u*3 utilities. Heather. 1-649-8644 or 85-2303. Male roommate need 4 Sunrise Village $163/month plus utilities. Call 749-7350 *Male student to share duplex. Dishwasher, microwave, washer/dryer etc. Bus route. $200 plus utilities. 749-3058* Female roommate wanted 2 bedroom, 2 bath. $17.50 mo. plus utilities. Heatherwood Apts. Call Cally, 842-2581. Male non-smoking roommate wanted to share 2 b/r apartment. $200 mo. plus utilities. Call 865-3056. 5-7pm. Room for rent in beautiful house. Share house. Male or female. $150.00 plus 1_2 utilities. Call 841-9629 or leave message. Roommate wanted to share cute two bedroom houses with my and my cat. $220 per month plus $ utilities and deposit. Bus stops on corner. Call 842-6717. Roommate needed Now! Cheap! Great location. Call 749-0335 Recommends mowing area. 8192 plush chairs. Recommends roommate to share a bedroom. 2 bath spacings mite to close shopping. on bus route $416.50 units. Available immediate. $416.50 units. Wanted-Female roommate to share 2 BR apt. close to 21R & Iowa - KU Bus route. $165/mo plus i₂ utilities. 842.5739. By GARY LARSON Famous patrons of Chez Rotting Carcass