* Tune into JKH 90.7m tonight at 7 p.m. for Ad Astra Radio, a weekly local culture and art show. Tonight's show features a story on a UFO conference last week at Library Hall and the Lawrence Ghost Tour, plus some SXSW coverage. CALENDAR THURS | MAR 31ST THEOLOGY ON TAP Henry's on Eighth, 5:30 p.m. SCARY LARRY KANSAS BIKE POLO Edgewood Park, 7 p.m., free, all ages MISHKA JAZZ QUINTET ingredient, 7 p.m., free, all ages Bottleneck, 8 p.m. $11-$13, all ages JOKE NIGHT NIGHT Jackpot Music Hall 8 p.m. Granada, 9 $ \rho . m $ CASEY DONAHEW BAND Grandpa, 9 a.m. FREE MORAL AGENTS (MEMBERS OF MARS VOLTA) ODIST Replay Lounge, 10 p.m. FRI | APRIL 1ST APRIL FOOL'S WITH THE ANTS, THE GLEANERS Replay Lounge. 6 p.m. MUSEUM ART OPENING AND MUSIC EVENT Museum of Natural History, 6:30 p.m., free, 10+ NATHANIEI RATELIFF & THE WHEEL AT THE BOTTLENECK Bottleneck, 7 p.m. $10-$15, all ages KU WIND ENSEMBLE Lied Center, 7:30 p.n FREEKY FRIDAY'S AT DUFFY'S WITH DJ BIZ Duffy's, 8 p.m., free, 21+ HIP HOP BENEFIT FOR COMMUNITY OUTREACH WITH BEN KRESS, DUTCH NEWMAN, SOUL SERVERS Jackpot Music Hall, 9 p.m. SUA GALLERY: "INNER WORKINGS" RECEPTION RECEPTION Kansas Union Gallery 6 p.m., free, all ages THE CRUMPLETONS Jazzhaus, 7 p.m. OUTLAW COUNTRY Knights of Columbus Hall, 8 p.m., $7, 21+ SUN | APRIL3RD HAYES CARLL Bottleneck, 8 p.m. $13, all ages HAYES CARLL UPEN JAM Duffy's, 9 p.m., free, 21+ OPEN JAM THE MAJESTICS Jazzhaus, 10 p.m. replay Lounge, 10 p.m. DJ GTRAIN, ON THE PATIO SCARY LARRY KANSAS BIKE POLO Edgewood Park, 7 p.m., free, all ages SPEAKEASY SUNDAY Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ DOLLAR BOWLING Royal Crest Bowling Lanes, 9 p.m., $1, all ages FREE ARGENTINE TANGO OPEN PRACTICA Signs of Life, 8 p.m. VENUES THE BOTTLENECK 737 NEW HAMPSHIRE ST. MON | APRIL4TH DOLLAR BOWLING THE JACKPOT MUSIC HALL 943 MASSACHUSETTS ST. THE JAZHAUS 926 1/2 MASSACHUSETTS ST. THE REPLAY LOUNGE 940 MASSACHUSETTS ST. MUDSTOMP MONDAYS Granada, 9 p.m., $2, 21+ THE EIGHTH ST. TAPROOM 801 NEW HAMPSHIRE ST. LAWRENCE ARTS CENTER 940 NEW HAMPSHIRE ST. THE GRANADA 1020 MASSACHUSETTS ST THE POOL ROOM 925 IOWA ST. VILDE'S CHATEAU 24 412 IOWA ST DUFFY'S 2222 W. 6TH ST. CONROY'S PUB 3115 W. 6TH ST., STE. D. THE BURGER STAND 803 MASSACHUSETTS ST TUES | APRIL5TH SCARY LARRY KANSAS RIKE POLO CORY HILLS BRAKKAR SAUNA, BUSMAN'S HOLIDAY Jackpot Music Hall, 9 p.m. Edgewood Park, 7 p.m., free, all ages THE SEEDY SEEDS Replay Lounge, 10 p.m. BILLY SPEARS AND THE BEER BELLIES WED | APRIL 6TH THE AMERICANA JAZZ WEDNESDAYS AT THE JAYHAWKER Jayhawker, 7 p.m. THE AMERICANA MUSIC ACADEMY BEGINNER'S JAM Americana Music Academy, 7 p.m., free, all ages Johnny's Tavern, 6 p.m. ZOOGMA AT THE BOTTLENECH Bottleneck, 7 p.m. $10-$15, all ages "LEADERSHIP AND GLOBALIZATION IN SPORTS" BY BRENDA TINNEN Dole Institute of Politics, 7:30 p.m. Replay Lounge 10 p.m. WHITE FANG (MARRIAGE RECS0 / DRAKKANSASOMEONE WHITE FANG "Get crazy. get wild..." I used to roll my eyes every time I heard the theme song coming from the living room. I didn't understand how my roommates could watch that low-grade Jersey Shore crap. The show's depiction of outrageous, sloppy, hard-partying behavior screams trashy. And I'm not a fan of trashy. MOLLY MARTIN EDITOR But I have a confession to make. I watched a few episodes. . . and I liked it. And I laughed. I'm worried I may have liked it too much, because I want to keep watching it. Who am I? What happened to the girl set in her convictions of disdain for the show and the wealth of money the cast makes on media appearances, commercials and book deals? Snooki help me if I ever buy A Shore Thing by Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi. That's the book she wrote. I just cringed. I offended him with the association. I was embarrassed. Did I really stoop so low just to make small talk? I wonder, is the outsider who identifies New Jersey with *Jersey Shore* similar to the the outsider who identifies Kansas with *The Wizard of Oz*? I'd rather people didn't know about Kansas because of *The Wizard of Oz*, but no one can ignore the film's long-standing legacy as a pop culture phenomenon. I'm proud of the film's identification with Kansas. But are people from New Jersey proud of *Jersey Shore*'s identification with the state? I can't say. But I doubt The Situation and JWoow will reach the icon level of Dorothy and Toto. I'll admit, watching these 20-somethings have have fun and act silly makes me want to let loose, too. But with more class and less trash. Fist pump if you're with me. Ridiculous as the characters may be, the Jersey Shore cast is surprisingly likable. They get drunk and act stupid, but their behavior is so convincing — and real. In their best moments, they allow you to see them as real people, with real emotions, who have real relationships. Check out Sarah's story on page 12 to better understand how Jersey Shore has become a college-culture phenomenon and learn the cast's lingo. Season three may be over, but take a look at the Shore's place in pop culture and get ready for next season, when the gang goes to Itay. THE STAFF ASSOCIATE EDITOR // JONATHAN HERMES DESIGNER // ALEXANDRA AVILA CONTACT // ALEXANDRA ESPOITO, CAROLINE KBAFT, LAUFA ERDALL **MANUAL // GABRIELLE SCHOCH, JENNIER** DIDONATO, LINDESE SIEGLEE **NOTICE** // BECKY HOWLETT, SARAH CHAMP **PLAY** // BEN CHIPMAN, MICHAEL BEDNAR, LUNDFY DEITER HEALTH / JUSTINE PATTON, ELLIOT METZ, JACK RAFERTY CONTRIBUTORS // MIKE ANDERSON, MICHELLE MACBAIN, BRITTANY NELSON, SAVANNAH ABBOTT, CHANCE CARMICHAEL, LANDON MCDONALD, ALEX TRETBAR, ZACK MARSH, BRITTANY CLAMPITT, CHELSEA THENO CREATIVE CONSULTANT // CAROL HOLSTEAD Jayplay 4 Harris/KANSAN maintenance 03 31 11 ase Within the next couple of months, students can expect to see construction beginning on 12th Street between Louisiana to Vermont streets because the Oread Neighborhood Lighting Project will finally be executed. Additional funds that were needed from the Community Development Block Grant went through, so the final phases of the According to Mark Threl, assistant director of Public Works for the city of Lawrence, the project will be broken down into four phases. The first phase will include construction on the sidewalk of 12th Street between Louisiana and Vermont streets to comply with handicap standards of the Americans with Disabilities Act. Phase one has been contracted and workers are busy completing other projects before beginning pleted pretty soon." Thiel said. "It's a matter of scheduling. My guess is they will wait until class is out and after graduation, so it's the least inconvenient to students." Phase two, which includes 10-foot decorative light poles in South Park, will commence as soon as the materials are delivered. Phases three and four include the installation of lights along 12th Street between Louisiana and Tennessee streets and 12th and Kentucky streets. Both phases should be completed before the end of the year, Thiel said, with the possibility that phase four will continue until 2012. The project will help increase safety for students and community members who travel along that pathway. SEE LIGHT ON PAGE 3A Oread Neighborhood Lighting Project rorecasts by University students. For a complete detailed forecast for the week, see page 2A All contents, unless stated otherwise, © 2011 The University Daily Kansan With the economic inflation and more students taking the bus, the University's parking and transit revenues are decreasing, leading it to make up for the lost revenue in some way. Although nothing has been decided upon yet, the department has submitted different budgets to the provost's office. One of the budgets involving the red zone includes a percentage increase on various things like parking permits, fines, WEATHER BY LAURA THOMAS lthomas@kansan.com PARKING & TRANSIT DEPARTMENT UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS 1501 IRVING HILL ROAD LAWRENCE, KANSAS 68045-7006 Check here if new address SEE FEES ON PAGE 3A TO: Students planning on buying a KU parking pass for the next school year could be in for an unpleasant surprise. The parking and transit department at the University is considering a parking fee increase around campus. "The parking and transit department is completely user funded," Donna Hultine, University director of parking and transit, said. "So we really rely on the revenue streams of parking permits, tickets, garage revenue and events." SATURDAY CRIME | 3A Two campus crimes occur during break Only cases of a stolen bicycle and some ill-placed graffiti stirred the spring break silence. TICKETS|3A Check out Kansan.com for more information about the potential increases in parking for the 2011- 2012 school year. One more sentenced in ticket scandal Former athletics department employees now face steep fines and years of jail time. SOFTBALL | 8A Jayhawks prepare to fight for first Big 12 victory against Huskers today After recent losses to No. 11 Missouri and No. 8 Texas, and a split doubleheader against UKMC, Kansas turns its attention to Big 12 play in its upcoming game against No. 16 Nebraska.