udk_11-19-2010_4-4-2011/0868.tif Lawrence, Kansas University Daily Kansan 2011-03-15 Cliché Excuses for Rejection Worsen Situation More Than Truth -- On the 4th Floor of Wescoe, Looking Out of Class and Texting People Saying "I See You" and "You Look Tired." -- Watching This Girl Get Covered in Snow When the Branch Above Her Shook Just Slightly Made My Day. -- By Pitting Us Against Another School That Starts With a 'B', I Firmly Believe the NCAA Is Out to Get Us. -- For the Last Time, the "Curse" of the B Schools Only Applies to Double B's: Bucknell Bison, Bradley Braves. Boston's Mas... -- Why Yes, I Do Keep a List of Every Guy I've Hooked Up With and Rank Them. What Does That Make Me? A Bad Person? Or Just... -- Charles Barkley Picked Us to Win It All... Count It! -- Cold Weather = Nuts to Butts on the Bus. -- I Wish KU Would Post Encouraging Notes on the Home Page Like, "If We Get X More Inches of Snow, We'll Cancel School Tomo... -- I Wish I Could Actually Say Something in My Foreign Language. Sometimes Latin Sucks. -- KU Basketball: Bi-Winning; We Win Here and We Win There. -- Just When You're About Comfortable With the Sight of No Snow on Campus, It Happens Every Time. -- Thanks to the Morrii, KU Is #Twinning! -- Mardi Gras in St. Louis > Fake Patty's in Man-Crap-Pin. -- So I Always Choose KU as the Champ in My Bracket, but They Just Make It Easy When Their Ranked So High Year to Year. So... -- Heads Up: Everyone Can Hear You When You're on the Phone in the Library Talking About Your Personal Problems. -- Life's Three Guarantees: Taxes, Death and KU Playing in the NCAA Tournament. -- I Feel Like I Can't Graduate College Until I Can Properly Spin a Pen Around My Thumb. Might Take Me Awhile, Good Thing I... -- Dukebags!!! Nuff Said. -- I Want a Pet Monkey!!! -- Six More Wins, That's All We Need. #Winning. -- That's It, I'm Moving to Miami to Eat Ham and Eggs With Dexter. -- Manhattan Is So Terrible They Had to Make a "Fake" St. Patrick's Day. -- Phones, Computers, iPad, All of the Clocks I Actually Use Are Changing the Time for Me. Thank You Future. -- 'GTL' Lifestyle of 'Jersey Shore' Cast Exemplifies Unhealthy Behavior -- Some Kansas Lawmakers Still Oppose the Legality of Homosexuality -- Michelle Bachmann Gaffed Last Week That the Home of Lexington and Concord Is New Hampshire. Where Is Bachmann From? Minn... -- The Weekly Poll -- Weet of the Week -- How to Submit a Letter to the Editor -- Contact Us -- The Editorial Board Descriptive metadata for this item has been generated in part using AI (artificial intelligence) technologies and may be incomplete, misleading, or inaccurate. Please contact the Kenneth Spencer Research Library with specific questions or concerns. humor sports weather social media Twitter ku-udk:93434 https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/93434 udk_11-19-2010_4-4-2011/0868.tif text Digitized from microfilm reel: NP 15467 (2010-11-19 to 2011-04-04) newspaper electronic image/tiff reformatted digital 1 page University of Kansas Kenneth Spencer Research Library This Item may be protected by copyright and/or related rights. You are free to use this Item in any way that is permitted by the copyright and related rights legislation that applies to your use. For other uses you need to obtain permission from the rights-holder(s). MODS record generated Digital Initiatives, KU Libraries. AI metadata generated by model "cpatonn/GLM-4.5V-AWQ-8bit" eng 2025-10