2A / NEWS / TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 2011 / THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN / KANSAN.COM QUOTE OF THE DAY "When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them, they show us the state of our decay." Brian Aldiss FACT OF THE DAY The site where the Parthenon was built had to be cleared of hundreds of dinosaur bones (then called giants' bones) before construction could begin. factropolis.com Tuesday, March 8, 2011 Featured videos kansan.com KU's Amazing Race See scenes from SUA's version of the Amazing Race, which pitted 22 teams in a campus-wide competition on Sunday. Original Rules Unveiled Watch a Q&A with David Booth, the owner of James Nalsmith's original rules of basketball in the Nelson Atkins Museum of Art. Budig Hall is named for Gene Budig, KU's 14th Chancellor who served from 1981 to 1994. Budig left KU to become president of major league baseball's American League. What's going on? TUESDAY March 8 SUA is hosting a student recipe contest from 7 to 9 p.m. in the Jay hawk Room in the Kansas Union. WEDNESDAY THURSDAY March 9 March 10 Radio host, columnist and author Garrison Keillor will talk about his experience growing up in the Midwest. He will speak at the Lied Center from 7:30 to 9:15 p.m. CEO of Aperta Motors, Kansas native, and KU alumnus Paul Wilbur will be lecturing on "The Present & Future of Electric Cars" in the Spencer Museum of Art at 6:30 p.m. SATURDAY Marcn 12 SUA is hosting its third International Film Festival, featuring short films from the Guanajuato Film Festival as well as student film entries. The festival is free and is from 7 to 10 p.m. in Woodruff Auditorium in the Kansas Union. FRIDAY March 11 March 13 SUNDAY The School of Music presents Julia Broxhom, soprano, and Russell Miller, piano, as part of its Faculty Recital Series from 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. in Swarthout Recital Hall in Murphy Hall. The event is free. The department of Humanities and Western Civilization is hosting a lecture by Susan Bordo, titled "What Did Anne Boleyn Really Look Like?" The lecture is free and is from 5 to 6:30 p.m. in Alderson Auditorium in the Kansas Union. MONDAY March 14 Come get your resume reviewed by career experts from the Business Career Services Center without having to make an appointment. MEDIA PARTNERS KJHK is the student voice in radio. Each day there is news, music, sports, talk shows and other content made for students, by students. Whether it's rock'n'roll or reggae, sports or special events, KJHK 90.7 is for you. Check out Kansan.com or KUJH-TV KUJH on Knology of Kansas Channel 31 in Lawrence for more on what you've read in today's Kansan and other news. Updates from the newsroom air at noon, 1 p.m., 2 p.m., and 3 p.m. The student-produced news air live at 4 p.m. and again at 5 p.m., 6 p.m., every Monday through Friday. Also see KUJH's website at tvku.edu. 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CONTACT US Tell us your news. Contact Nick Gerik, Michael Holtz, Kelly Stroda, Courtney Bullis, Janene Gier or Aleese Kof at (785) 864-4810 or editor@kansan.com. Follow The Kansan on Twitter at TheKansan.News. TheKansan_News. Kansas newsroom 2000 Dole Human Development Center 1000 Sunside Ave. Lawrence, Kau, 60454 (785) 864-4810 ODD NEWS Man borrows ambulance for ride HAZARD, Ky. — A man in eastern Kentucky charged with stealing an ambulance says he just needed a ride home. A Perry County ambulance crew was inside a hospital in Hazard for only a few minutes Friday night and left the keys in the ignition. WYMT-TV reports that when they came out, the vehicle was gone. City Police Sgt. Randy Napier says an off-duty Kentucky State Police detective saw the ambulance being driven erratically pulled it over. pulled over. Napler says 26-year-old Shane Hale told the detective he only needed a ride home and was going to call the ambulance service the next day and report where the vehicle was. Hale was jailed on DUI and other charges. Associated Press ODD NEWS Walmart robbed by employee STATESVILLE, N.C. — Police have charged an 83-year-old greeter at a North Carolina Walmart with trying to rob the store over the weekend. 2 store over the world Police say George Plane Jr. of Mooresville was working Sunday night when he went to his car, donned a disguise and walked back inside the Statesville store with a gun. Statesville store that Statesville Police Chief Tom Anderson says Plane put the gun to a fellow employee's head and demanded money from a cash register. Anderson says Plane fired a shot in the air after leaving with the money. Plane was arrested Sunday. He was being held Monday on multiple charges, including robbery with a dangerous weapon. ODD NEWS NYACK, N.Y. — Police say a woman at a suburban New York liquor store swept her arm through a shelf of high-priced booze, smashing $1,600 worth onto the floor because she felt a clerk was taking too long to wait on her. Woman rampages in liquor store Clarkstown Sgt. Harry Baumann said Friday that the woman has turned herself in. She is due in court March 16 but has not been charged. Surveillance video from the Rite-Buy Wines & Liquors in Nyack shows the woman sticking out her right arm as she strides out of the store Feb. 23. She knocks dozens of bottles from a waist-high shelf, breaking many of them. Label scotch. Associated Press The owner's son, Chris Giacopeilli (jakh-uh-PEHL'-ee), says the damage included bottles of pricey Johnnie Walker Blue ON THE RECORD A minor was arrested March 6 for possession of alcohol and for possessing another person's driver's licence. CAMPUS Emergency test alert pushed back By Jonathan Shorman Students and facility received a notice yesterday that the emergency test of the University public address system would occur today. 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