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Cold War Kids 3/9 40oz to freedom
Victor Wooten Band and Stanley Clarke Band 3/11 (SUBLIME TRIBUTE BAND) 3/25
Joie De Virre 3/13 STIMPAC 3/26
Middle Brother (members of STIMPAC 3/26
Deer Tick, Dawes, and Delta Spirit) 3/15 Travie McCoy
Steve Aoki 3/16 feat. XV/BAD RABBITS/DONNIS 3/27
St. Patty's Day 3/17 Das Racist 3/30
GALACTIC 3/18 Casey Donahew 3/31
Stoney LaRue 3/19 AP TOUR 4/23
For All Mankind 3/22
Sky Smeed Band 3/23
From Quiet Arms 3/24
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GUY: It's never funny to run away with a baby, not even just 5 feet.
GUY: Would it be too murderous if I got lunch at the Underground and then ate Spangles for dinner?
GIRL: It's Wednesday — either everyone's at the bars or not at Dillons.
GIRL: So I was sleeping this morning and my phone rang at like 6:30. I swear it was Justin Bleber.
AUGY I can't feel my phalanges.
GIRL What's an angie?
GIRL: If someone could just hand me a job on May 22, then this whole college thing will have really worked out.
GUY 1 I'm going to go to the bathroom.
GUY 2 Do you need me to hold your hand?
GUY 1 Not my hand. ..
PROFESSOR: So, who here hasn't been abducted by aliens yet?
PROFESSOR She was totally giving that popsicle a blowjob.
// SARAH CHAMP
CELEBRITWEETS // @THEAWKWARDTWEET That awkward moment when...
The awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then both begin walking in the same direction. 20 Feb
The awkward moment when everyone tweeting #ThatsWhyYourMyEx realizes that they don't know the difference between your and you're. 23 Feb
The awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny, and you have to try and stop yourself from laughing because you hate him. 12 Feb
The awkward moment when Wikipedia copies your homework. Again. 10 Feb
The awkward moment when you mess up the words to the American National Anthem...at the Superbowl...on live TV. 8 Feb
The awkward moment when you raise your hand in class to answer a question, then some other kid in class screams out your answer. 6 Feb
The awkward moment when you find your friend on Chatroulette...naked. 2 Feb
The awkward moment when you play "I got your nose" with Voldemort. 29 Jan
// TAKEN FROM TWITTER.COM BY SARAH CHAMP
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