KANSAN.COM / THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN / TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2011 / SPORTS / QUOTES OF THE DAY "Although we are disappointed in Tyshawn, he will remain a member of our team and practice with our team until he is reinstated for competition." —Bill Self on Tyshawn Taylor's suspension "Marisha will remain a member of our team and continue to practice until she is reinstated for competition, however, we are very disappointed in her." FACT OF THE DAY Bonnie Henrickson on Marisha Brown's suspension Brady Morningstar has a 25-2 turnover to assist ratio over the last two games and a 49-7 ratio in conference play. — statsheet.com TRIVIA OF THE DAY Q: What test was introduced in the 1968 Olympics in Mexico City? A: A sex test in order to clearly ascertain the sex of all Olympic participants. College rivalries reach new heights www.usefultrivia.com MORNING BREW Have fans between rival schools gone too far? Was the poisoning of the old oak trees at Auburn University's Toomer's Corner the job of one fanatic, or a sign of things to come for rivalries all across the country? BY ETHAN PADWAY epadway@kansan.com At first glance I assumed that Alabama must dominate the rivalry, mostly because Alabama has claimed 13 national titles compared to just two for Auburn. Alabama has also won 26 conference titles compared to just 11 for Auburn But in head-to-head play Alabama holds just a six-game advantage over their bitter in-state rivals. The man, who called into a popular radio show and identified himself as "Al from Dadeville," claimed he poisoned the old oak trees in retaliation for Auburn celebrating the death of famous Alabama coach Paul "Bear" Bryant. The celebration included rolling the trees in toilet paper as is the Auburn custom — almost 28 years earlier. Even so, Alabama is still a much more recognizable school historically, and I still can't understand why a fan of a school with so much more national success than their rival would stoop so low. Especially when you examine the reasoning behind these actions. Whether or not the Auburn fans actually did this or not is in question, but it does bring up a few questions. First, why did he take so long to respond? Was he just jealous at all the attention Auburn is receiving from its recent national championship? And if so, does he not remember how Alabama received the same spotlight just a year earlier? And on top of that, Alabama entered last season as the number one team, and returned most of their starters from their national championship team, Auburn is losing their key player and Heisman Trophy winner Cam Newton to the NFL draft. The biggest reason I can think of is that Alabama feels like it is a big brother-little brother rivalry, and for at least one fan it was too much to watch little brother step out of big brother's shadow. Honestly, I hold similar feelings toward K-State. They are sort of the little brother — the nuisance — and not even Kansas's most important rival. Last year K-State advanced to the elite eight of the NCAA tournament, while the Jayhawks bowed out much earlier than anticipated. Still, it did not cause any KU fans to overreact and create criminal mischief. And two years ago the more bitter rival, Missouri, made a deep run without any criminal actions. But maybe that is because I know that no matter how high Dicky V ranks K-State in the preseason, or how much fanfare swirls around Missouri, I know neither team will ever eclipse the basketball greatness the exists here at KU. So, stealing from the radio caller from Alabama: ROCK DAMN CHALK! Edited by Marla Daniels THIS WEEK IN KANSAS ATHLETICS Team Record Votes 17. Texas A&M 21-5 254 18. Vanderbilt 20-6 242 19. North Carolina 20-6 236 20. Syracuse 22-6 183 21. Missouri 21-6 161 22. Kentucky 19-7 134 23. Utah State 25-3 109 24. Temple 21-5 85 25. St. Johns 17-9 73 TODAY Baseball vs. Creighton 3 p.m. Lawrence, Kan. WEDNESDAY Women's Swimming Big 12 Championships, All day at Austin, Texas Women's Basketball vs. Oklahoma State 7 p.m. at Stillwater, Okla. THURSDAY Women's Swimming Big 12 Championships All day at Austin, Texas FRIDAY ESPN/USA Today Coaches Poll Tennis vs. UT Arlington 2 p.m. Lawrence, Kan. Team Record Votes 9. Notre Dame 21-5 506 10. Arizona 23-4 461 11. Georgetown 21-6 437 12. Wisconsin 20-6 428 13. Florida 21-5 397 14. Villanova 21-6 377 15. Connecticut 20-6 312 16. Louisville 20-7 278 Team Record Votes 1. Duke 25-2 746 2. Kansas 25-2 708 3. Ohio State 25-2 699 4. San Diego State 27-1 672 5. Texas 23-4 667 6. Pittsburgh 24-3 664 7. Bringham Young 25-2 593 8. 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