KANSAN.COM / THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN / WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2011 / SPORTS 7A QUOTE OF THE DAY "The first dunk I ever did was when I was 13." Josh Selby in an interview with kuathletics.com FACT OF THE DAY KU's 16-point loss to the Wildcats was its largest margin of defeat against KSU since Jan.23,1982 when KSU defeated Kansas by 17 points (70-53) in Manhattan. — kuathletics.com TRIVIA OF THE DAY Under Kansas baseball coach Rich Price, how many players have been drafted by professional organizations? A: 35. Of those, three have reached the major league. kuathletics.com MORNING BREW Post-Punxsutawney Phil wish list ...Kobe Bryant didn't smirk after EVERY..SINGLE...JUMP-SHOT? I mean, at least look like you've done it before. Fact-check me on this one, but I think he has. ...ESPN's NFL draft guru Mel Kiper would find another hobby? This guy is drawing up mock drafts for April when most of us are drawing up Halloween costumes. ...someone would build an on-campus leaning statue of Chalmers? ...people would stop considering Punxsutawney Phil a reputable weather forecaster? I don't even know if he called it this year, but I don't care. Does he have a Doppler radar? ...Mario Little would pass the damn ball? You know, just to see what it's like. ...this crop of Royals prospects will actually pan out? Please!? For the love of George Brett!? ...Marv Albert could follow you around all day? Whenever you do something right, he'd shout, "Yes!!!" Maybe even an "and the foul!!!" here and there? ...Dr. Dre would just drop "Detox" already? I feel like Dre has seized a small portion of my brain that is dedicated to asking this question and it won't be freed until a) Dre drops the album, b) Dre officially says he's not doing it, or c) the Dr. Pepper spokesman/booming headphone mogul dies. BY MAX ROTHMAN mrothman@kansan.com ...Jim Zorn wasn't just hired to coach the Chiefs' quarterbacks? ...the spring football game would arrive sooner? I'm ready to see Turner Gill's recruits play today. ...college football was best in the postseason, rather than the regular season, like every other sports association in the world? ...House Speaker John Boehner would stop speaking? ...the NFL wouldn't lock out its players and extend to an 18-game season? ...Tim Raines would make the MLB Hall of Fame? ...they could return a Novak Djokovic serve? I'm not asking for five sets here. ...less kids were handed Ritalin or Adderall right out of the womb? ...more professional athletes were willing to take pay cuts to win championships? ...Blake Griffin didn't get hurt and miss all of last season? ...they knew that guy with the deep raspy voice who does just about every single movie preview? ...Kansas City, Mo., had an NBA team? ...Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Manny Pacquiao would actually happen? ...the Pittsburgh Pirates would make the playoffs some time this century? ...more young people listened to jazz? ...Earl Boykins would dunk on LeBron? ...Neil Young would play a show in Lawrence for less than half the cost of out-of-state tuition? ...that people would remember Ken Griffey Jr. as the greatest hitter of his era and that, despite countless injuries, he did it without steroids? Edited by Caroline Bledowski ...this Morning Brew would end? TODAY THIS WEEK IN KANSAS ATHLETICS There are no events scheduled. THURSDAY There are no events scheduled. FRIDAY Softball Baseball TCU 6:30 p.m. at Fort Worth, Texas Softball vs. South Dakota St. 10 a.m. vs. Bethune Cookman 12:30 p.m. Deland, Fla. SATURDAY Men's Basketball vs. Colorado 1 p.m. Lawrence Baseball Baseball TCU 2 p.m. at Fort Worth, Texas Softball Softball vs. Bethune Cookman 10 a.m. vs. Stetson 3 p.m. Deland, Fla. Women's Basketball vs. Missouri 7 p.m. Lawrence Women's Tennis vs. Tulsa 11 a.m. Lawrence KANSANCLASSIFIEDS ANNOUNCEMENTS JOBS PLAY SPORTS! HAVE FUN SAVE MONEY! Maine camp needs fun loving counselors to teach all land, adventure & water sports. Great Summer! Call 888-844-8080, appcamerad.com. JOBS AN AMAZING SUMMER! Are you enthusiastic, responsible and ready for the summer of your life? CAMP STARLIGHT, a co-dedged sleep-away camp in PA (2 ? hours from NYC) is looking for you! Hiring individuals to help in Athletics, Waterfront, Outdoor Adventure, and The Arts. Meet incredible people from all over the world and make a difference to a child! Great salary and travel allowance. WE WILL BE ON YOUR CAMPUS Wednesday March 16TH. For more info and to schedule a meeting: www.campstarlight.com, 877-875-3971 or info@campstarlight.com. Assistant Challenge Course Manager: 1 position full-time seasonal (Mar.-Oct.) 32 hrs wk guaranteed. Previous training or experience with challenge courses, rock climbing, or team building preferred; will train right person. Also, Outdoor Program Facilitators: full-time positions for summer 2011. Receive training as lifeguards, challenge course facilitators, horse wranglers and nature guides. Weekly salary+room and board. Contact 'PJ at challenge@tailoaks.org or call 913-301-3004. WISH YOU COULD Mass Text CAMPUS? BARTENDING. UP TO $300/DAY. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. TRAIN- ING AVAILABLE. 800-965-6520 EXT 108. STUDENTPAYOUTS.COM Paid Survey Takers Needed in Lawrence. 00% FREE to Joint Click on Surveys. Sun Resorts Tanning seeks part time sales staff. Apply in person at 15th and Kasoid or at www.sunresorts.net No phone calls. HOUSING Sunshine Acres Montessori School in Lawrence is looking for a full-time Teacher, full-time Assistant Teacher, part-time Assistant Teacher(s) and Substitute Teachers. For more information or to apply, visit www.flcco.org. Or call us at 620-342-2239. TFI Community Child Care, Inc. is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Tongie Childcare has part-time positions 2:45 - 6PM, M-F Must be 18 yrs, or older. Must enjoy working with children. Rechelle 913-845-0019 Camp Raintree is looking for experienced, mature camp counselors to work full-time in our summer day camp. Applicants must have had comparable experience in a camp environment working with children ages 6-12. Call 843-8600. CAMP TAKAJO, Maine, picturesque lakefront location, exceptional facilities, experience of a lifetime! From mid-June o mid-August. 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