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Have you overheard any Wescoe witticisms?
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GUY: I'm like a cross between Han Solo and the Apostle Paul.
GIRL:
GUY: I'm like a cross between Han Solo a
GIRL: What?
GUY: In other words, I'm a sex symbol.
GUY 1: So I snuck into a girls bathroom at Hashinger to go pee and they had these weird boxes in their stalls.
GUY 2: Wall, what was in them?
GUY 1: Don't. Even. Ask.
PROFESSOR: Class, you need to be writing all of this down. I know I take notes when I'm at the psychiatrist.
GUY 1: Dude, did you seriously took your MacBook into the bathroom last night?
GUY 2: What? I was dropping a deuce. I had some time on my hands.
GUY 1: Well, those laptop batteries get hot. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Yes, you must include sources in your paper. So, hypothetically speaking, if my brother informed me that it's better to smoke pot through a vaporizer than a bong; I have to source that.
PROFESSOR: Make the relationships in your writing realistic.Not every relationship has to be "Oh, this girl broke up with me and now I'm going to be a Sherpa monk in the Himalayas." It can just be about sex and power.
JOSH HAFNER
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