/ NEWS / MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2010 / THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN / KANSAN.COM ... QUOTE OF THE DAY "We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons." Alfred E. Newman Alfred E. Newman KANSAN.com Monday, November 22, 2010 FACT OF THE DAY Latin has no word for lemon. — qi.com Featured content kansan.com Senior send-off See more photos from football's bittersweet senior day in our online gallery. Will you stock up on the caffeinated Four LoKo before they begin producing the decaffeinated version? [ ] Yeah, I love Four Loko as it is [ ] I might buy a few, but I'll try the new version [ ] No, I don't like Four Loko [ ] I've never had Four Loko Go to Kansan.com to vote ROBERT J. DOLE INSTITUTE OF POLITICS The University of Kansas http://www.facebook.com/doleinstitute MONDAY What's going on? November 22 Anschutz Library is holding an instructional services workshop from 1:30 to 4 p.m. in the library. TUESDAY November 23 Men's basketball vs. Texas A&M-Corpus Christi at 7 p.m. in Allen Fieldhouse. WEDNESDAY - SUNDAY November 24 - November 28 Thanksgiving Break — no classes TUESDAY November 30 The KU Bookstore at the Edwards Campus is hosting a book signing with Shawn Buchan Greene of his book, "Border War Football 1891-2009: University of Kansas vs. University of Missouri" from 5 to 6:30 p.m. The Dole Institute of Politics is hosting a discussion with ambassadors from the U.S. and South Korea in honor of the 60th anniversary of the Korean War at 7:30 p.m.at the institute. Hanukkah begins. THURSDAY December 2 The Department of Dance is hosting a dance concert at 7:30 p.m. in Robinson Center. What is on your iPod? BY JACKLYN BAILLERGEON CLAY SCHNEIDER Topeka senior **toupea plays** "Strawberry Fields" — The Beatles "Hey Jude" — The Beatles "Subterranean Homesick Blues" — Bob Dylan "Break on Through" — The Doors "Break on Through"—The Doors LUCAS SINGLETON Hutchison junior Crit Punch Homie" "About to Get Fruit Punch Home... — The Wonder Years "Neon Bible" — Arcade Fire "Dancing Shoes" — Arctic Monkeys "New Wave" — The Shin PAIGE JOHNSON land Park sohornore Overland Park sophornore "Collie Man" — Slightly Stoopid "Shattered" — O.A.R. "Skinny Love" — Bon Iver "Mr. Jones" — Counting Crows LAUREN HAMMOND Overland Park freshman Overland Park freshman "Don't Stop Believein'" — Journey "Sweet Thing" — Keith Urban "History" — Matthew West "Teenage Dream" — Glee ODD NEWS Candidates draw cards for election MINDEN, Nev. — In true Nevada style, a county board election that resulted in a tie between two candidates was decided by a draw of the cards. The Record-Courier of Gardnerville reports that Natalie Yanish drew the ace of clubs Friday to win a seat on the Kingsbury Grade General Improvement District board over Robert McDowell, who drew the eight of diamonds. The two tied for third place in the nov. 2 election. They finished with 373 votes each in an 11-way race for three seats. State law allows candidates to settle ties by either drawing cards or flipping a coin. Douglas County Clerk Ted Thran shuffled a deck of cards and each candidate selected one. Nevada's tie-breaking method has been used to settle at least several other races in counties across the state over the last decade. Associated Press ODD NEWS Dance team causes highway terror scare WEEHAWKEN, N.J. — A dance troupe from Florida caused a rush-hour terror scare when they ditched their cars in the Lincoln Tunnel and tried to run to a TV appearance in Manhattan while wearing their camouflage costumes. The dancers drove about 1,000 miles so they could appear Wednesday on BET's live "106 & Park" show. But they hit traffic at the tunnel, which connects New Jersey and New York City and is just two miles from the TV studio. plaza. The five young women and three young men decided to sprint the rest of the way. They left their adult chaperones behind and ran through the toll Armed officers with Port Authority police and the FBI-NYPD Joint Terrorism Task Force gave chase, closing the tunnel for 45 minutes. They eventually offered to escort the dancers to the show, but the producers told them it was too late. Associated Press ODD NEWS Gross video leads to woman's guilty plea HICKORY, N.C. — A North Carolina woman accused of appearing in a gross video at a Domino's Pizza kitchen that was posted on the Internet last year has pleaded guilty to charges stemming from the video. The Hickory Daily Record reports that 32-year-old Kristy Hammonds received a suspended sentence Friday and also was placed on probation for 18 months. During that time, she cannot work at any business that prepares or serves food or beverages. In the video, a giggling Hammonds narrates as 32-year-old Michael Anthony Setzer sticks cheese in his nose and waves salami under his rear end while making a sandwich. Both had been charged with breaking food sanctions laws. Hammonds was told to turn over recordings of the incident to Domino's Pizza and not to discuss the case with anyone. Associated Press GRE $ ^{\mathrm {T M}} $ LSAT $ ^{\mathrm {T M}} $ GMAT $ ^{\mathrm {T M}} $ www.testprep.ku.edu - 785-864-5823 STAYING CONNECTED WITH THE KANSAN ET CETERA Get the latest news and give us your feedback by following The Kansan on Twitter @TheKansan_News, or become a fan of The University Daily Kansan on Facebook. The University Daily Kansan (ISSN 0746-4967) is published daily during the school year except Saturday, Sunday, fall break, spring break and exams and weekly during the summer session excluding holidays. Annual subscriptions by mail are $250 plus tax. Student subscriptions are paid through the student activity fee. Send address changes to The University Daily Kansan, 2051A Dole Human Development Center, 1000 Sunnyside Dr., Lawrence, Kan., 66045 The University Daily Kansan is the student newspaper of the University of Kansas. The first copy is paid through the student activity fee. Additional copies of The Kansan are 25 cents. Subscriptions can be purchased at the Kansan business office, 2051A Dole Human Development Center, 1000 Sunnyside Dr., Lawrence, Kan, 60405. MEDIA PARTNERS students, by students. Whether it's rock'n'roll or reggae, sports or special events, KJKH 90.7 is for you. KJHK is the student voice in radio. Each day there is news, music, sports, talk shows and other content made for LAWRENCE across from Dillions on 6th Check out Kansan.com or KUJH-TV on Sunflower Broadband Channel 31 in Lawrence for more on what you've read in today's Kansan and other news. Updates from the newsroom air at noon, 1 p.m., 2 p.m. and 3 p.m. The student-produced airs news live at 4 p.m. and again at 5 p.m. 6 p.m. every Monday through Friday. Also see KUJH's website at tv.ku.edu. CONTACT US Tell us your news. Contact Alex Garrison, Erin Brown, David Cawthon, Nick Gerik, Samantha Foster, Emily McCoy or Roshi Oomment at (785) 864-4810 or editor@kansan.com. Follow The Kansan on Twitter at theKansan_News. Kansan newsroom 2000 Dole Human Development Center 1000 Sunnyside Ave. Lawrence, Kan., 66045 (785) 864-4810